Matt D

He carried a stuffed bunny wherever he went.

That's what I thought it was at first, actually, the triforce with wings, but it's not that.

So my 21 month old is the joy of my life, but lately, I spend half of my time doing a Gorilla Monsoon impression. Like right now when she's randomly opening and closing drawers.

Not to double post, but just watching the Main Event replay, we absolutely made the right choice. Cesaro is so amazingly dynamic. The kick to the corner to knock Cody off the apron was just huge and he followed it up with this amazing running European uppercut to Goldust;s back as he was dangling against the turnuckles looking for the tag. It's all that, the way he changes his shit up so much every match but is still able to make it all feel so full of his personality and so recognizable as his own, but also the way he was hanging on to the ropes from the outside and taunting/cheering while Cody was in the ankle lock or the way he swiped at Cody from the apron while he was doing the kick off the ropes onto Swagger or the bump he took over the top right before the hot tag. Also, I think Cody's actively working on his emotiveness, so good for him. He almost seemed over the top with it on Main Event but it worked. It was a .7 on the Ambrose Scale.

What the heck is the symbol on Cody's gear?

Can someone photoshop a maple leaf on his ass?

The deciding factor was me having the good sense to shut up the second the polls opened. I came close to comparing Bryan's adulation to that of he who cannot be named, but figured it would only backfire. I did mention Wrestlemania XX, and to Mr. Yeti who I actually like. That was probably taking it a bit far, but it was so damn religious. It was amazingly hard to get anyone to actually compare what Bryan does well with what Cesaro does well.

The deciding factor was me having the good sense to shut up the second the polls opened.

What a tiny, black and white world in which you live.

We all came together and decided to leave that to you, as you are obviously the stars favourite DVDVR forum member.I know you're mocking me but whatever, it's true! Our very own social media star after his most recent troll.

Psych has nothing to do with you. Stay focused here.

Speaking of that, I need to talk with him about Frozen, which we saw instead of Psych last night because of redbox availability. Also, neither here nor there, but I'm glad March Madness gave me an excuse to get rid of the Middleman "M" which basically meant no one to anyone.That's another show Brian would be all about though. He'd be a huge Wendy Watson fan.

Did I push Dead Like Me too? I think you'd probably like Wonderfalls the best out of the three.

I'm pretty sure I've tried to get him to watch it before. Sometimes I will suggest shows to people, but I don't think there's anyone i know who is easier to suggest things to than him.

All of this arguing is time wasted that Brian could be loving Wonderfalls. It's basically one of the 32 or so shows in the history of TV made for him.

The good thing is that the only guy who really registered that for this year's march madness is poor Dank.

Oh yeah - he ain't comin' back. Though he's probably reading this and dying laughing. I don't think he planned this though. I think he thought Bryan was going to be in with Sheamus in the end and the Punk Walk out changed everything.

I am long out of likes, but basically, I like everyone's post except for Dr. Whothehellisthisguy?

I started to make a list of commssioners/GMs that Jae was better than, in order to make him feel good and to make up for calling him Mike Adamle, Stanley Blackburn, that GWF cartel guy whose name I forget. I got to Jonathan Coachman and then I got stuck. Bockwinkel? No. Monsoon? No. JJ Dillon? Of course not. Terry Funk? Let's be serious. Vicki Guerrero? She was sort of over for that one year she apparently made 80K. Johnny Ace? Well he had that little golf cart that was pretty cool. Jae: better than the Coach.

Actually, I will admit that the "What the hell, Jrag hadn't voted yet! Noooo!" moment was pretty good too. It was the combination of his screen name being so damn short and the fact he was so vocal about Bryan. Jerk.

What I don't get is how anyone still has any likes left for the day.

I think this was actually the key story in the entire tournament. There were many narratives, but this, even more than Jae's turn and JohnnyLaw's one man war for the Cesaro Section, was the most rousing emotional moment.

Punk lost in the first round so honestly everything else was just fun and mockery. I did think of doing the accidental Cesaro vote but Fresh beat me to it. Look, do we associate you with Gonzales.... wait, no nevermind. That's exactly what we do.

Ironically, the Big Fresh Accidental Pity Vote for Cesaro was the most compassionate thing he ever did in his life. Look at the ridicule it caused him. Ayn Rand was obviously right.

All's fair in love and war and march madness, but FSW associated me with Phantom Lord (and for nothing). That doesn't just go away because it's going to be April soon. Deep wounds.