Fallacy!

It's really saying something that Roman Reigns was the only babyface to get booed tonight, considering that Milwaukee audience was probably the least smarky PPV crowd WWE has had in years.

I'm ready to immediately place Fastlane 2017 above December To Dismember and Bash 91 as the worst PPV in wrestling history.

Too bad Russo isn't around to book this, because the reveal would probably be that she's a vicious domme and Ellsworth is her cuckold.

What was really missing from that Orton at the Wyatt compound segment was Erick Rowan sitting inside holding a 9mm glock.

Yeah I think Luke botched that pretty bad. He hung out on the apron way too long.

I'd be more excited about Luke Harper in the WWE title match if I thought he had any shot in hell of winning. Everything about the feud and match seems so inevitable – with them trying to re-do the Daniel Bryan breaking Bray's spell and turning on him – that it's hard to get interested in it.

Enzo is only really a danger to himself though, so in that sense if you keep him in the ring it's kind of Darwinism at work. It's a little too soon for Cass to go out on his own, so it's probably best they keep them together for a while.

But why risk life and limb pulling all sort of high-risk shit out of your bag, only to end it with that? It's either taking away from the high spots or it's taking away from the finish in my eyes. Anyway, no, it's not a mortal sin. I just didn't like it as a finish, mere minutes after she couldn't put her down with the top rope frankensteiner. It's like, a crutch shot to the tits does nothing but stagger you, but the belly to belly kills you dead? Doesn't work for me.

I think anyone of any gender, with the exception of maybe Brock tossing guys across the ring, using a belly to belly as a finisher in 2017 would be ridiculous. Thirty years ago, the belly-to-belly literally was the most high-impact move you'd see in a lot of Magnum's matches. The crazy shit that is being attempted, executed and kicked out of in matches today make it hard for me to suspend belief in a so-so looking belly-to-belly putting someone away.

So I wonder if Jericho forfeits the US title. The Owens match at WM doesn't really need the title on the line. Maybe put it up for grabs and have Joe and Sami fight for it at Fastlane.

My sense with the Women's Division for a while now has been that it exists on the level it does solely so Vince can make Charlotte into as big a star as possible. Everything that happens with the others in the Division is part of a road that always leads back to Charlotte, and when she's gone over everyone on RAW, they'll move her to Smackdown and she'll stack up title reigns there. I've no doubt that they've already mapped out a path to have her surpass Ric's 16 title reigns within the next 5 years (although at this rate, it could be Wrestlemania 35).

Jesus, I don't like women's wrestling. That's it. Holding that opinion shouldn't call for a congressional investigation, or even derail a weekly RAW thread. Let's all try to move on with our lives.

He's GOT to be trolling. I refuse to believe he doesn't realize everyone thinks he's a smarmy little shit.

It's a lower-quality product to me. The performances in and out of the ring are subpar and just do nothing for me. Same reason I'd never watch the WNBA. I wasn't trying to get into a debates about the merits of women's wrestling, I simply said that because I honestly didn't realize her finisher was a belly-to-belly.

Dude, they've been laying seeds for WEEKS, if not longer. Jericho making a joke out of everything when Owens tries to be serious, Owens looking annoyed having to sit through his spiel when he puts someone on The List, and then it all came to a head last week with Jericho accepting the Goldberg match for him. They built it to a point where Owens could understandably feel like Jericho was more of a nuisance than a help to him and getting a "pep talk" from the guy who signed him, and won the World Title for him, was the last straw.

You?

Why would you be mad they broke up Jericho and Owens? They built it up perfectly and gave Owens every reason to turn on him.

If we're going to stretch the "hugger" thing that far then her finisher should really be the bear hug.

I mean, yeah, but Magnum beat Arn once with an atomic drop too. Sooo, it was a different time. Nowadays these are moves that you see in the first minute or two of a match. His opponents certainly weren't kicking out of tope rope frankensteiners before he finally knocked them senseless with a devastating belly-to-belly.

I usually skip through the women's matches, but is Bayley's finisher seriously a belly-to-belly suplex? A match that includes a top rope frankensteiner and standing moonsault off the guardrail, ends in a fucking BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX?

OK, because I was thinking during the match, that I could have SWORN in the past you could pin/submit anywhere inside the Chamber, so I wasn't just dreaming that right?

Booking of the Chamber match was so-so. Everyone looked fairly strong but there was at least 6 or 7 times where a dude hit his finisher and either A.) didn't cover or B.) the opponent rolled out of the ring. Miz hits the SKF on Bray and instead of trying to pin him, immediately goes up top and jumps into Cena's AA? Fucking idiotic.

Except Nash has more hair on his balls than Corbin does on his head.

God, I just don't see it with Corbin. He looks and wrestles like a total jobber to me. It's hard to buy him as a monster when I saw Braun Strowman wrecking shit the way he did last night. Him pinning AJ cleanly is borderline criminal.

I can't help but get vibes of Hulk Hogan returning to save Bob Backlund in 1984 when Luke Harper came out to help Cena and officially turn babyface. All that was missing was Cena grabbing the mic and saying "He's changed his ways. He's a great man. He's told me he's not gonna have Bray around anymore!"