J.T.

This is the greatest thing in my cable line-up right now. Xfinity, mother fuckers! Rodriguez got the licenses for the entire Shaw Brothers Catalogue. Every Thursday night from 6PM - 11PM is the fucking Flying Five Finger One Armed Eight Pole Shaolin Exploding Death Touch Theater! Come Drink With Me and Crippled Avengers was on last night and next week will feature Kid Wth The Golden Arm and Five Element Ninja. The channel is supposed to also feature un-cut 70's exploitation / blaxploitation movies like Dolemite and Rolling Thunder on Grindhouse Fridays. Rodriguez is making a series out of the first Fron Dusk Til' Dawn movies that fleshes out the backstories of the Gecko Brothers and addresses the mystery of how an Aztec pyramid full of vampires got turned into a strip club. Grindhouse movies, classic sci-horror, 70's kung fu epics. Seriously. It is a channel made especially for me. If I check my Xfinity OnDemand queue for the television networks and find that El Rey has a slot, I may fucking weep.

I have a sick desire for there to be Qunari rogues in the next game, just to see how many people are offended.

They have the record as far as teams go. I think that Barry Darsow has the record for Singles and Overall gimmick changes.

Dynamo wasn't that big, man. And Titanium Man was green.

Do not get me started on the shittyness of Alpha Protocol.

Maybe we could do like Bryant and stylize our logo to look like a Dead Kennedys logo? My girlfriend and I got into a major argument yesterday and I sucked in a deathmatch. Played some ME3, still sucked. She called me this morning at 4AM and semi-apologized for being stubborn. I've been a boyfriend and an ex-husband long enough to know that's the best I was going to get, so I was happy. I couldn't go back to sleep, so in celebration, I logged on long enough to move from the penthouse Alta Street to the one at Weazel Plaza. Our relationship and arguments roll in cycles, so I suspect I'll be back to being angry and wanting to shoot things in the head in about two weeks. We put up with each other's shit better than our respective ex-spouses, so there is always that going for us.

The one thing I hate about "Flight School" is that it happens about nine missions too late. I coulda used all of those airplane piloting suggestions when I was crashing into bridges with Trevor while trying to deliver guns to his Mexican customers. I had stolen enough helicopters in the course of cheating to find letter scraps that I already had a handle on flying those things. Yeah, Peter Dreyfuss died too quickly and and with not enough suffering for my liking.

Dear God, but I hate the Harris Brothers based on just being shitty workers. I've never heard it confirmed or denied that the SS tats worn by the Harris Brothers were there out of racist belief or gimmick, but who would willingly do that shit? Ron Killings absolutely refused to work them in any matches in TNA, so I would tend to go with "they iived the the Aryan gimmick." I heard it took a lot of convincing to get New Jack in that three team match.

Bikes are ridiculously cheap. It's the mods that will kill your bank account.

I have been thinking about getting another motorcycle for street riding, but I am not too thrilled with what is out there. I already own a Bati 800RR that I use for racing and the lack of livery on the Dinka Double T disappoints me. If only the Hakuchou from TBoGT and TLAD were available.

I think Pegasus just deilvers aircraft to the nearest airfield. I have called Pegasus for my Buzzard twice and it always ends up at Higgins Helitours if I am in the city. Airplanes will probably spawn at LSI or Sandy Shores. Since nearly everyone in the game seems to live at the same crib as me on Alta Street, I will probably move to either the penthouse at Weazel Plaza or the penthouse on Integrity Way..

Yeah, I really do need to scratch the Docks to Stocks 1 and 2 itch. Yeah, the Clown back tattoo rewards for robbing stores were my favorites until I got Wages of Sin back tat for Survival. If I had never gotten the Wages of Sin reward tattoo, I'd wear the Clown Dual Wielding / Dollars tat on my upper back and my Trust No One car bomb award tramp stamp on my lower back. I have decided that the next GTA Online update should give me more ringtones and wallpaper for my fucking smartphone. Whatever happend to VIP Luxury Ringtones from GTA4? Next GTA 5 update needs more television shows. I know that there is supposed to be another episode of Princess Robot Bubblegum locked in the code, but I would like to get a follow up episode of The Men's Room. Someone find a bag of money to give to Bas Rutten.

The hate I had for the response to DA2's bugs made me stop playing Origins and I never finished it.

Yeah, Winter Soldier opens up here in the states on my girlfriend's birthday weekend. Since my daughter won't forgive me if I watch this without her, I am going to have to wait at least two weeks after release before I go to see it. I am going to avoid this thread like the plague for about a month. The handful of advanced reviews I've read are glowing to say the least. http://www.mattsmoviereviews.net/movie-critic-reviews/captain-america-the-winter-soldier.html

Aye, the new info this morning makes me revise my theory. If the debris field is that far away from origin, then no catastrophic loss of power could've caused it to go down. It was probably hijacked and whatever events happened after that took so much time and went unresolved to the point where the plane ran out of fuel or was delieberately scuttled. Doesn't necessarily mean that it was a terrorist act.

I could always use the money, but it is the principle. The accountability around here drives me crazy sometimes. I am definitely going to need to shoot something when I get home today.

Yeah, I kinda feel bad for Incognito. Sure he's an asshole, but damn. Michael Vick was involved in dogfighting, Ray Lewis PROBABLY got away with double murder, my very own Ben Rothelisberger had to fight off sexual assault charges, and Plaxico shot himself in the leg. All were more or less welcomed back into football and / or never left their original team. Incognito just needs to get a better agent, a better attorney, and especially should never never ever ever use Twitter ever ever again.

Fuck. It will probably end up at the fucking theater in Short Pump with one showing at like ten at night or something.

Thanks to my crappy, non cross training co-workers, I may have to spend some OT here at work when i'd rather leave on time and relax with a bit of gaming. That cocaine isn't going to smuggle itself, you know.

I was so pissed about the game killer bug that I never even bothered to finish Origins, much less get DA2. I am not sure I want to lose two months of my life just to have a custom storyline in a franchise that isn't Mass Effect. The persistant bugs found in this franchise really burn me up. Origins has a shitload of glitches that never got fixed. The inaccurate Codex entries are infuriating because I am one of those nerds that actually reads the Codex for backstory and counts on the Adventure Journal to get me back up to speed after I've put down the game for a few days to play something else. I mean Jesus. WHY CAN'T MY ELF'S EARS LOOK LIKE EVERYONE ELSES~? WHY ARE THEY GLUED TO THE SIDE OF MY HEAD~?

I have heard great things about this from Sundance. It is supposed to be the best hard sci-fi movie since Moon. This release had better be wide.

And now to back to the ring and Rhubarb Jones. THIS NEXT CONTEST, SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL WITH A TEN MINUTE TIME LIMIT. MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING AND HAILING FROM.... This afternoon looks to be pretty busy for me and I may have to work some OT. I will try to get home in time to at least put a couple hours in for Jobber Thursday. I am one win away from medals in the Target Grid, Tennis, and GTA Races. Extra RP always helps.

Yeah, with about a month to go before the PC launch, the marketing should be at full court press right now. Console launch will hit by E3, so maybe that's when the media blitz will hit.

Yeah, the epic hunting of See Nate Kill was the best. The best he could manage after we went tank for tank was to go passive and follow me around doing the Jerk animation. Pathetic. Jaybazz took his asswhipping with more dignity than that. I stole a car and pretended to drive off, but called Lester to hide my marker and I ran See Nate Kill over with a car. He didn't die after the first crunch, so I had to back over him to make sure I finished the job. He tapped out after the vehicular homicide. That's when I noticed that my Unsporting% had risen another four percent. Nate probably put me on his Avoid List.

THERE IS HOPE FOR ME YET~! Is the logo on the shirt broken? My Red Skull shirt is glitched so that the logo shows up on the back instead of the front. I have heard that the last patch broke all of the trophy t-shirts including the R* one. It's on the back. I figured that's where it was supposed to be - didn't know any better. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! This had better get patched in 1.12.