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A defense coached by Gregg Williams doing dirty things? Why, I never.

Well, I'll say this about my favorite football team. . .they're always willing and able to give me things on the football field I've never seen before. Oh, and PLEASE make the Sunday night game next week Falcons/Panthers. It's the only win-or-go-home game on the schedule. Doesn't get any more important than that!

And Seattle, Dallas, and Green Bay all get in with wins tomorrow. And New Orleans, but seriously, fuck New Orleans.

Gotta give the Eagles some credit. They seem bound and determined to piss this one away.

Drumming Desmond Tutu > everything http://youtu.be/IryWHhBiH0Q

Shame that this movie isn't going to see the light of day, as it's going to be in Sony's notoriously impenetrable vaults forever. I don't get Paramount coming down on the screenings of Team America, either. I mean, the fucking movie came out a decade ago. You're not going to shock people with the scene of Kim Jong Il screaming at Hans Brix. (Just a rittre to the reft. . .a rittre more. . .)

Jeff Tedford back into coaching. In the CFL as the head coach of the B.C. Lions.

Jacksonville Philadelphia San Diego Minnesota Carolina Detroit Baltimore Atlanta New England Pittsburgh Green Bay St. Louis Indianapolis Buffalo Seattle Denver Tiebreaker 1 - 257 Tiebreaker 2 - 2 Tiebreaker 3 - 86

"Chicago was always on my Top 5 short list because they have a quarterback. They have an offense." - Jared Allen, March 2014 Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Not so much. Loved everything #69 did in Minnesota. Would like to think he deserves a better finish than this. . .apparently the Seahawks were interested in him as a part-time guy. Really kind of wish he would have taken that deal instead.

I think it will be shocking if Todd Bowles isn't a head coach next year. I don't see how anyone can look at Perry Fewell and Ray Horton and think "Boy - your units are so amazing, I think you should be a head coach" (well in Fewell's case - again) I liked Hamilton as a candidate for the Vikings' job last year before they went with Zimmer. Think Minnesota interviewed Bowles last year, too. They should both be head coaches in 2015. The fact that either Frazier or Singletary is on that list, let alone both of them, is incredibly humorous.

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It's god awful about the worst kind of fans. Now they cheer for Vikings/Eagles/Bengals/Cowboys/Steelers/Fuck off and die. Yeah, the bandwagon-jumping fucks.

Well, no other player was really that close. Gordon could have made a run, but he did nothing in the B1G title game. But the award was Mariota's to lose since about Week 2.

Remember when the Browns spent $100,000 on a study that said that Teddy Bridgewater was the best quarterback in the 2014 NFL Draft. . .and then drafted Johnny Manziel anyway? I'd like to thank the Cleveland Browns for that, seriously.

The Giants kicked off from the WASHINGTON 35 to start the third quarter after the fracas that saw Moss get ejected. Oh, racial slurs. . .

J.J. Watt is the best player in the National Football League, and he won't get serious MVP consideration because the trophy apparently already has a quarterback's name on it.

No, but its not like anyone is better. . . Good thing the Redskins only dressed two quarterbacks today. Wait. . .

Damn it, managed to miss the Thursday night game. Probably not the wisest decision in a close race like this one. Pittsburgh Baltimore Buffalo Carolina Cincinnati Indianapolis Kansas City New England New York Giants Denver Tennessee Minnesota Seattle Dallas New Orleans Tiebreaker 1 - 137 Tiebreaker 2 - 17 Tiebreaker 3 - 72

The B1G has ten teams in bowl games this year. They're all underdogs. Louisiana Tech vs Illinois (+6) North Carolina vs Rutgers (+3) Boston College vs Penn State (+2.5) USC vs Nebraska (+6) Stanford vs Maryland (+14) Auburn vs Wisconsin (+6.5) Baylor vs Michigan State (+3) Missouri vs Minnesota (+6) Alabama vs Ohio State (+8.5) Tennessee vs Iowa (+3.5)

I generally just let the AI do its thing and concentrate on playing my character. I don't know if that's the right way to do it, necessarily, but that's how I do it.

Along with the obligatory joke about teaming with the Detroit Wheels.

I did the one that said you had to get X number of pieces of ram's meat for the starving people at the crossroads. Those fucking rams are a pain in the ass. They are all over the place and relatively easy to kill seeing as how they don't fight back. Why are the rams bothering you? I'd get close to them and the bastards would run off, that's all. But I solved that problem by using "Mighty Blow" when I got close enough.

I did the one that said you had to get X number of pieces of ram's meat for the starving people at the crossroads. Those fucking rams are a pain in the ass.

It's going to sound crazy, but maybe in a year or two. . .if not right now. . .North Dakota State could be a potential target for the Big XII. They're currently on the march for a fourth straight FCS Championship, and they regularly go on the road and beat D-I competition. Believe they've beaten a D-I opponent in something like six consecutive seasons, and nobody wants to go to Fargo to play them, so they go to places like K-State, Iowa State, and Colorado State and win. Granted, I'm guessing that they might want to go to a smaller conference first, but I honestly don't know which other conference would step in. Maybe the Mountain West or something.