Nice Guy Eddie

Sandow coming out in blackface trying to gain their acceptance only to be beaten unmercifully? That's right up the WWE's alley in terms of racial sensitivity.

RVD as the pot loving white Rastafarian.

Sneaky Pete and Fat Tony once tried to help Ambrose keep a Frogger machine running on battery power because Dean had the high score.

I think the answer is Summer and Layla have found love in each other's tender caress, but they will also allow themselves to get plowed by whomever is wrestling Fandango each night.

I can't see that match having a clean ending. There's gotta be some kind of interference from Swagger.

Because of the previous post, I now have the mental picture of Brock as Leatherface in the middle of a road wildy swinging a chainsaw around. Brock would be the greatest movie villian ever.

Somewhere JTG is crying because the Nation Redux wasn't done sooner. So, is Xavier Woods Clarence Mason or Faarooq? I would assume Titus O'Neill and R-Truth will also join. It's not like anything else is being done with them. For some reason, probably because she was wearing red, I was taken back to the Mountie after the jailhouse match while Stephanie was being arrested. I'd be all for Stephanie being so traumatized that she walks around backstage yelling at people that "The Mountie always gets her man" while threatening them with an invisible cattle prod.

I can imagine him going to some cheap motel and washing his gear in the sink with a bar of soap he swiped from the maid's cart. Like most wrestlers have a network of groupies in every city, Dean has cultivated a network made up of cleaning ladies at the worst meth motel in each city they go to. Wherever they go, Dean pulls off from wherever the rest of the convoy is headed and disappears. In every city there is an old Chechnyan or Thai lady who has a cold meal, a mattress, and that soapy bucket and sponge in the laundry room waiting for him. In most of those rooms years from now you will still be able to find the word "Rollins" scratched into the concrete floor with fork spokes. By then I will be organizing a fantasy "Be Dean Ambrose" tour. It will be expensive and you'll probably be killed. But we'l have waivers for everyone to sign or...something. The Dean Ambrose Reality Tour. For $36.50, Ambrose will drive you around for 3 hours showing you his favorite places to squat and best places to meet and kill hookers, in a delapidated school bus while serving you a pizza bagel and bite size 3 Muskateers bar.

When you word it like that, the answer is obviously to cuddle with Rob Halford, who would be wearing an identical sweaty outfit.

Unless you're Roman Polanski

It would mean that Emma stole Kharma's heart.

I definitely recall seeing it mentioned here about Hero being added to the Wyatts and I've said it as well. I feel like an additional member or two would freshen the act up a bit. I was disappointed Audrey Marie was released before the Wyatts were called up. I'd like to see a female member of the family. Maybe have Emma be lured in by Bray's charisma and listen to his message as Bray feeds her massive quantities of LSD, as she also is used a sex object by Bray, Harper, and Rowan.

I was at that show and I definately don't remember the "ROH crowd fucking lapping it up" as you put it. I remember mostly uncomfortable silence about the whole thing. The way you describe it, you'd think everyone was standing there with dicks in hand jerking off over it. I get it, ROH fans have never been popular on this board, but we're not all immoral dirtbags that advocate rape.

Abso-fucking-lutely! It was awesome in smaller buildings like the Hammerstein. I could imagine what MSG would be like "Heying" along with Claudio.

That wouldn't be a bad thing. Claudio Castagnoli is a great name. The guy is blessed with a name that makes a great ring name.

Back to faces and heels, has Cowboy Bob Orton ever worked as a face?

He attacked Hogan during a SNME battle royal, then during Superstars, turned on the Bushwackers in a six man against Quake and the Nasties. Next week, he was Typhoon and tagging with Quake. Didn't Typhoon explain his turn along the lines of "Hogan never thanked me for telling kids to send him cards while he was out?" To be fair to Typhoon, most people that turned on Hogan before his Hollywood run's reasoning was "Hogan was an asshole to me" Hogan being an asshole is enough reason to turn on him.

What it is about Sting that makes his partners and friends turn on him so much? Besides being so gullible. Does he emit a foul and unpleasant odor? Is he a bad tipper? Slow driver? Does anyone have any theories other than Sting just being too damned trusting?

McMahon by far. I'd be more than likely to say something about a chick's rack without needing someone to tell me than calling a diva fat who obviously isn't.

Thesz clearly has belt envy.

I want Eva to talk about goin' to the pay windah, a lady in the men's room, clubberin', and the muthaship.

I'll listen to Punk's podcast. Despite Punk deciding to go home, I'm still a fan.

Are you suggesting that Punk is a liar? He doesn't know why he feels the need to lie and cause you so much pain. Maybe it's something inside. Maybe it's something he can't explain cause all he does is mess you up and lie to you.

Dolph totally comes across as a menage-a-trois kind of guy. I pegged him as more of a guy-guy-girl kind of guy than a guy-girl-girl kind of guy. Or maybe someone else is pegging him. So, you're saying Dolph is more George, dating a girl with a male roommate rather than Jerry dating a girl with a female roommate?

I'd be fine with "The Man Called Steve". The Man Called Real Estate Steve