Nice Guy Eddie

Come on, we all know wrestlers don't retire unless they are permanently crippled or when they die.

I could easily picture Ambrose rigging a bucket of piss to dump on Seth Rollins head when he opens the door.

Brother, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. That was the Hulkster's head as he was shoveling a mountain of coke up his nose, Brother.

Does the Garden even hold that many people?It did that night.

One would assume had zombie Andre won at WM 3, Hogan would have taken time off to join Metallica.

I've never seen any of Yoko's pre-WWF work until watching the match against Ron Simmons in this thread. It was quite a trip to see him not over 500 lbs.

Andre died a few days later.Its common knowledge that Andre had been dead for several weeks before that match. Hogan's feats of strength against Andre are even more impressive when you consider that he was doing so with a bad neck from when the Undertaker dropped him on his head in 1974.

The skits with Alex Shelley were the best thing Nash ever did.

I feel pretty good about it.

If Corey Graves has to call it quits due to concussions, I'd like to see him as the manager for Corbin. Maybe pair up Corbin and Solomon Crowe with Graves as the mouthpiece.

Does anyone else have a hard time wrapping their head around that Vampiro seemingly went from Robert Smith to the Misfits?

Baron Von Raschke in a suit was the inspiration for Corporate Kane.

This is where the power lies?

That should fall on WWE's crack writing staff. If they can't come up with storylines for Bray Wyatt, what hope does the rest of the roster have? When does someone realize that ex-Hollywood writers can't write a wrestling program?

Dead on about the Wrestlemania loss. All because they had nothing to do for the golden boy they sacrificed a hot prospect. I'm getting so annoyed thinking about the psst years booking. Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the original plan for Bray to win, but Vince changed the finish because he didn't want Taker and Cena both losing at Mania?I can't confirm but sounds stupid enough to be right. Well, the average male life expectancy is 76 years old. Maybe Vince just said I've got more time behind me than ahead of me, so fuck the future because I may not be here to see it.

Zombie Punk is awesome and I find Zombie AJ very hot.

The problem with expanding the family is that you have the Authority as the top heel group. The Authority is not letting the Wyatt's get over them as heels.It's ashame because there is so much more potential and places to go with the Wyatt's than The Authority. The heel authority figures in wrestling has been beaten to death and needs to go away and stay away. Is there any way Orton and Kane can be repackaged at this point, so they're not fucking dull as dishwater? I feel like being stuck with Orton and Kane drags Seth Rollins down. I just can't bring myself to care about anything involving Kane and Orton, nor do I want to watch HHH and Stephanie verbally burying the rest of the roster.

Well if you noticed on RAW, Cena only came into the ring after Ambrose got curbstomped on the MITB case. He totally waited for it to happen. Cena has some weird moral values. Cena has no moral values. He learned very well from Hogan.

It's the YET-TAY!!I feel bad for the guy or girl taking a dump and being stuck with no toilet paper because it all went to the mummy costume.

Windham Rotunda handed WWE gold with Bray Wyatt and they fucking piss it away by making them just another group of heels and feeding them to Super Cena. The things this company does is so frustrating. How could you possibly fuck up the evil cult leader and his brainwashed followers? You get Don Callis to lead it? The Ministry with The Jackal as the Higher Power would have been infinitely better than what actually happened.

I'd be ok with Vince getting whacked at the end of this story.

Windham Rotunda handed WWE gold with Bray Wyatt and they fucking piss it away by making them just another group of heels and feeding them to Super Cena. The things this company does is so frustrating. How could you possibly fuck up the evil cult leader and his brainwashed followers?The Ascension are the fucking pits. If the smaller one didn't have a Danzig tattoo, they'd have no redeeming qualities.

I know what I won't be watching Friday.

Is that where this is leading? Is Tyson going to turn into AOTF era Jimmy Jacobs?

The shit that Piranesi comes up with is world's better than what we actually get on Raw.