Overly Critical Man

I can't wait for Davey Richards to wrestle inside a steel Davey Richards at Lockdown.

I'm going to Summerslam so fuck all your scenarios that don't end with Daniel Bryan tapping out Cena and then tapping out Orton...followed by Bryan leading me and the Staples Center in a Yes! Chant as the show closes... ...ONLY FOR MARK HENRY TO EMERGE FROM A HOLE FROM BENEATH THE RING AND GIVE BRYAN A WORLD'S STRONGEST SLAM AND TELLING US THAT'S WHAT HE DOES.

Eddie Gilbert getting a "You still got it!" chant as a member of EV 2.0 in TNA is practically alternate universe canon.

"Your winner and NEW WWE Champion...THE MIZ!!!"

I didn't say that was a problem. I said that was the middle ground.

That would be expressing admiration for creep shots of the male form.

Someone should just start posting random pics of past divas photoshoots, thinking this is a thread about WWE divas, rather than the tv show to further murk the waters and send us careening towards a pants-free abyss.

Chris Sabin has much better hair than The Miz, so the look argument is out.

I love how multiple messageboards have people now convinced it IS Dave Batista due to this newest video.

Damnit, my next guess was Dave Batista!

Babyface for the win (at least in my book). Considering his won/loss record, Dolph will take any sort of win he can get.

I found it kinda funny that Taylor Wilde was struggling to make ends meet with a sidejob at Sunglasses Hut, but then got some ridiculous breast implants like 2 months before she retired. Guess Sunglasses Hut pays better than we thought.

Jay Lethal is proving to be kinda nothing in ROH since he left, so I'm not sure how good he could've been if they went all the way with him.

Whoever said Savio Vega would be a disappointment has no idea WTF they're talking about.

I'm angered at the implication Johnny Attitude wouldn't be a great TNA world champion.

Dolph's not a dick so much as he's just kayfabe a really stupid guy. He's not clever or cunning. Vickie was always the brains for him. That's why it's in character for him to stand there and let AJ destroy all his stuff or to continuously put himself into situations where he gets kicked in the head.

AJ Styles' "THE FLYING FOREARM" shirt still gives me the giggles.

WWE fans > any other pro wres fans. Until they refer to themselves as "Dolphins" or part of the "Chain Gang"...then they instantly become scum of the Earth.

Why is Khali even being mentioned? He's a 7'3 400 lbs monster that can crush basketballs with his bare hands and knock out The Undertaker with an overhead chop. How is he in any form not a credible world champion? Meanwhile, Dolph Ziggler has a smooth .000 win percentage as world champion and the only person he can defeat is Kofi Kingston or Heath Slater.

All that would do is open the door to Dolph jobbing to Kaitlyn after doing a backflip sell for her spear on a throwaway episode of Smackdown. Search your heart...you know this to be true.

Glad to see Dolph has found his niche as Kaitlyn's sidekick.

Well, UT's mother already gave birth to a 6'10 zombie...it's not a stretch that Paul Bearer and UT's mother would give birth to a 7 foot tall pyromancer.

Dolph Ziggler by a country mile.

I refuse to judge a wrestler's ability based on how they look when wrestling against Daniel Bryan. Unless it's CM Punk...then he'd just look unbelievable and not credible, like he does against everyone else.

Brock's motivation is to teleport from his self-imposed exile in the forest whenever his Brock-sense goes off and he must protect his BEST AND ONLY FRIEND IN THE UNIVERSE Paul Heyman. Also...to hurt people. These are both great motivations. Also, I'm amazed and stupefied at how WWE can get everything so right with Cesaro and Bryan, but then fuck things up so royally when it comes to making Ziggler look good. I mean, Ziggler sold for like 99% of that match against DARREN YOUNG.I know selling is his strong point...but Jesus Christ, that's not the way to make someone look like a star and future world champion. He should be dominating the fuckin jobbers on the roster, at least.Now, that Cesaro/Bryan match...THAT is how you make someone look like a star. Those uppercuts were pure sex.