Overly Critical Man

Her name is Karen and she would like to speak to your manager.

So which year of WWE2K was Bayley’s new create-a-wrestler entrance theme from?

Is this company secretly run by Jeff Jarrett and Dixie Carter?

Looks like Becky vs Asuka is next.

My sister in law was listening in on the call and I have no desire to become Overly Creepy Uncle.

He was also murdered at the end of the show, so maybe he’s selling?

This morning my eight year nephew who owns all the WWE merchandise he can get his hands on, only wears WWE shirts and attends every show whenever they show up in town with my brother and sister in law called me to tell me The Fiend vs Rollins is the coolest match he’s ever seen. Seems to me that WWE got the exact reaction they wanted.

I can ask you the same thing.

On the plus side, Sasha and Bayley lost.

I was at the show last night and two things are very clear to me: 1. They need to put the title on Roman eventually because he Is the biggest non-MMA star full time wrestler on the show. 2. No one has any idea when to shout “BURN IT DOWN!!!” during Seth’s entrance.

Do I believe Dolph is too dumb to know how to spell Megadeth and is also such a huge dork that he thinks that’s the actual way to spell it? Yes.

Word play is a concept way too clever for a moron like Alvarez to get.

Hurray for Lacey Evans and Dana Brooke making it back on tv.

That's what I think too. It's a classic Flair/Horsemen/Sting long con.

Every show should end with someone beating the crap out of Seth Rollins and getting cheered for it. Sounds like the crowd is as tired of him as I am.

Btw, I better see Rowan throw at least three fans at Roman on Sunday.

Yeah, well...

I thought she was a werewolf. See, she doesn’t even have a well defined supernatural entity.

You know how there’s the idea that WWE pushes the brand and tries to avoid pushing anyone super strong to avoid making another Rock in the off chance they become a huge mega star outside of wrestling and leave? I can understand now why Seth Rollins is pushed so hard over anyone who shows even the least bit of charisma or likeability. Because he’s such an unlikeable dork, it doesn’t matter how hard you push him. He’ll never in a million years be a mega star that Hollywood will beckon to go make movies. You can safely have him beat Brock Lesnar a billion times without fear of him having any crossover appeal outside of wrestling.

You can argue that Nattie is in a perpetual state of being adversely affected by being Nattie.

Should I be worried about how red Jericho is? He’s making Brock Lesnar look like Sheamus in comparison.

So Roman’s storyline has all been to make an Erick Rowan push? That can’t be it, can it? And I know I mentioned it last night, but Bayley has some of the worst chairshots in the history of professional wrestling. Someone keep weapons away from her.

Nah, Joe did get busted open. You can see it clearly it was on the top of his forehead. I guess it wasn't a deep cut or anything.

If you’re gonna change her moveset, I’d have her use a vicious submission hold. She’s already finished off plenty of matches with one.