Ryan

Well, that's embarassing. The Badgers new head coach in a Toyota ad and I had no idea who the hell he was.

How did the Vikings not notice Cameron standing over there?

What the hell was that Tolbert did after he scored? It was like a robot having a seizure.

Get him his walker.

Quarless lives.

Wait until they bust out the DOUBLE counter.

That was generally a clean hit, what's he supposed to do, tumble at him?

They're not amazing, but the Packers really miss Burnett and Heyward.

I'm sure Eli will be after this is over.

Would you?

I thought that was their general plan since the creation of the team.

I would make him start returning punts for no reason. I wait for this move.

Sadly, no, I think it literally was one of those.

Pam Oliver Nearly Steamrolled By Ohio State Band

Pam Oliver was just nearly killed by a trombonist.

Don't worry, you still have the Niners and thousands of NCAA basketball titles.

I think Wolverine fans want Denard Robinson back.

I chuckle as Michigan does their best to allow UConn to hang.

IWA-DS continues to be a thing in some fashion for no reason of note. Behold the Carnage Cup card. I expect much Hepatitis.

Old timer.

I could see that being true.

I think they should just wear carved out rocks.

The Capitals are going to win the Stanley Cup, eventually. What's the estimate on the heat death of the universe?

Fritz Von Erich claims to be dead, but I just don't see it.

...right after the Cubs win the World Series (so, sometime after 2015 by my count) you spelled 2051 wrong. . . You spelled 5021 wrong.