Ryan

So, that's what happened to Barry.

He'll just convince 78-year old Kurt Warner to come out of retirement.

This we can all agree on.

The average person should realize quite early on how bad of a role model the average human being might be, let alone someone as high profile as a famous athlete. That's asking a lot, I guess.

Blame his father. His mother looks like any random person.

Hated Rival vs Alleged, but probable, Rapist.

Is that even legal? I guess it's their tickets, but I'm sure the NFL would have something to say about it.

I swear I will build a James Bond death trap for you, him, and Ford if that happens. So, we're James Bond in this situation? I'll take it. In reality, it would be nice to see the Lions win something once. I'm not that vindictive about divisional foes. Except the Vikings, fuck them.

I think they should look into Matt Millen as just HC.

Maybe he loves Chris Johnson's attitude towards the team. .... Luck still seems goofy, but he looks a lot better than he did with the beard.

For a moment I thought he had a gigantic tobacco collection he had to catch up on.

He'll start his own HOF after he retires. It'll have hookers and blackjack, but that's probably there already.

Sayama/Solar was supposed to happen today, but Tiger mask re-injured himself somehow and they changed it to Solar/Hamada vs Nosawa/Mazada. Make of this what you will. I believe it would have been a rematch from over 30 years ago. Edit Correction, show happened yesterday, 1890 showed up.

Based on their recent "investigations", I'm sure 60 Minutes will fuck something up in this one too. Probably the entire thing.

I'd root for the least of all evils, but I don't care about any of them, so I'll just cheer on the Seahawks to anger the most amount of people.

How fun.

Somewhere, Goodell is cheering not having to worry about promoting teams he hasn't designated to win the title this year.

Gid The Squid Illman was his hip hop moniker.

Gid? Is that their original punter?

They had a defined narrative they wanted to tell going in? Yeah, that seems to happen all the time now, fuck the actual result.

Top notch award winning journalism by PFT.

Welker needs those wings for his "research". And that kick hooked big time.

Maybe he's just jealous of Decker's wife's enormous implants.

There are nice Patriots fans?

What if they play football for another 1014 years; then, will he be usurped?