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Favourite player World Cup team Seaman Cafu Cannavaro Junior Baiano Roberto Carlos Vieira Alonso Overmars Zidane Suarez Ronaldo

All network tv shows have embarrassing, cheesy scores. Mark Snow where art thou

It doesn't count I guess but my God are the transformers movies brutally violent with how they die.

Like he knew how to read ten years ago. FSW: "What the hell does Yokozuna have to do with the Hart Foundation and why do people keep saying that?!" I know your education system is one of the worst in the world but how late do you guys learn? Every Englishman is able to read at the age of three.

Being a better worker than most of the divas on the roster is a lot like winning a "Best Shit Sandwich" award.Ha says you. They got the female Ric Flair in developmental! She's not even good enough for the bigs so obviously they're all better than naitch

Lets fuck this world cup off and relive 98 over and over again.

Also Joe doesn't look tough fat. He looks fat fat. And the trunks up to his nipples didn't help.Anyway after consulting my mind palace I believe it was trusted news from renowned pro wres insider Ryan Clark on pro wrestling.com

Ha! Davor Suker! Yes!

I swear I read pre-Umaga that Joe was going to be a savage and he turned it down. I could be wrong. That was almost a goddamn decade ago.

Nesta, Vieri, Thuram, Totti... Vieri was so awesome for a few years, damn it. Football has never been as fun for me as the mid to late 90s. There's a magic spot from say, ages 10-16 where football was the greatest thing ever - going out in the morning with a ball, getting a bunch of lads together, and playing till the sun started to disappear. If you couldn't get enough guys, a few of you would just play "volleys". Flipping immediately to the back pages of the evening newspaper during the summer to read all the latest transfer gossip. Watching Football Focus every Saturday. The FA Cup Final being a huge thing, and sitting watch the hours of pre-game buildup. Getting Match or Shoot or 90 Minutes and plastering your room with posters. Watching a scrambled Sky Sports because it cost too much to actually get it. And then at a certain age, other interests attract your attention - music, girls, university. And then at some stage, football brings you back in and you spend your later years trying to relive that childhood magic. But it never feels the same. I remember before we had cable, going to a friend's house and he had Eurosport, showing highlights from various leagues around Europe. The Dutch league, the French league, the Portuguese league. THE PORTUGUESE LEAGUE!! It was all so amazingly exotic. Nowadays, I theoretically have access to whatever I want, and a handful of games a week is all I can manage. I barely watch anything that isnt Liverpool and dont care about internationals. The 10 year old FSW would be disgusted. Thzt post is exactly dead on though, maybe the most nailed on summary of my childhood I could even consider haha. Except I never read Shoot...

Pfft let your feelings take over big man, don't try and deny them.

Joe thought he was too good to be Umaga, imagine if he'd come in and fucking dogged that gimmick by trying to be too cool for it? That would have been far worse than any good Joe could do. And alternate reality phantom lord whining that WWE wasted him by not letting him be a short fat tough guy that should have ended that streak and beaten Cena clean six months in a row.

The problem with NXT is that they aren't willing to redo stuff. You guys say Emma got over organically by essentially not being self aware and being a bit of a malcoord. They brought her up and she was just a malcoord. There was no beginning of the gimmick she just is what she became in NXT. They shoukd be redoing it all again for the main roster using NXT as the dry run.

Styles ruined everything with that tattoo

You guys need to watch real tv. Hector Williams dying on The Unit was far more poignant than some barely featured extra. The Body is only memorable for the long cuts.

I fast forwarded RAW a lot back when I lived in the UK. Fast forwarded Michaels dropping Hogan with the Sweet Chin Music. Not the same thing but super annoying.

Sanchez missed like 101/138 thrown punches. The new Leonard Garcia but with more brain damage

How dare you

I feel like Davor Suker should not be forgotten but also lol

Hmmmm...there isn't a lot of room for argument in there. I might take out Romario because 94 is a blur. Replace him with Xavi in a five man midfield. I feel like there should be more Germans but they haven't lit it up in the 98-present time period I have.

Have you done it as best players from your generation or best world cup performers?

The scary thing is this last page or two has been golden..but John said he's widely considered the funniest poster on DVDVR so when he comes back its gonna escalate!

Nesta, Vieri, Thuram, Totti... Vieri was so awesome for a few years, damn it. Football has never been as fun for me as the mid to late 90s. I remember Match magazine doing a comic strip called Dan's Pet Rescue and I haven't called him anything else since. Although I probably haven't spoken about him in 15 years haha

I'm always angry...

Its pretty much just England.