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Hot Stove is cranked all the way up now Kendrys Morales signs with the Royals - 2 years, $17 million

Oh FMW... http://youtu.be/49JQtKCWZq0 http://youtu.be/_50bEive410

And the Red Sox are signing Justin Masterson

Today is apparently the day for the Tigers to make all the trades Besides the aformentioned Cespedes/Porcello trade The Tigers have acquired Alfredo Simon from the Reds

Oh and Matt Kemp to the Padres looks like it is a done deal

Oh well then I am glad I don't have to watch baseball this season

Of course JT is all OH IT IS SO EASY!!! Then I try the Sword of Crota mission and none of the fuckers will cluster. So I promptly drop the bounties and we do the strike and HOLY FUCK THERE WERE GROUPS OF LIKE 50!!! GOD DAMMIT!!! JT and I did the strike for the first time. The random we got paired with LOVED to rush in and die. So it would have gone sooner if we had all stayed back but knowing ahead of time to just take our time made stuff a lot easier. The game giving me a bounty for POUNCING~! the fuck out of folks is great. The game specifying it has to be Wizards is not great

Well it didn't really matter since the Dodgers made 53784 trades after our posts any way

Wade Miley is going to Red Sox Dee Gordon to Marlins Still way to much speculation as to what actual trade details are

Cam officially out for Sunday Derek Anderson to the rescue

Bo Pelini is considering the Youngstown St job

There is plenty of time before the trade deadline...

Oh I found my inner asshole in Destiny. JT can attest to that It is amazing to me that on some levels - the folks running around GTA Online are more mature than folks in a Bungie online game

The Knicks all hate each other I am stunned - STUNNED - by this development

So more details about Lester deals - $30 million bonus paid over the life of the deal - full no-trade - vesting option is for $25 million. Comes with a $10 million buyout - Option vests if he pitches 200 innings in 2020 OR if he hits 400 IP in 2019-2020 combined

Well there are definitely videos of it because all the beat guys are talking about rewatching it. And for all reports it appears that Roberts kneed Breeland in the groin and THEN threw the first punch. So yeah - Andre Roberts = douche

Honestly - they should just go with Impact Wrestling as their name

This makes me far too happy. Apparently Redskins players Bashard Breeland and Andre Roberts had a HUGE brawl at practice.

Well too be fair - JT and I had zero clue what to expect So the first story mission it was all OOOOHHHH GREEN STUFF!!! Immediately followed by HOLY SHIT!!! STAY AWAY FROM THE GREEN STUFF!!!!! The third and final story mission was actually our smoothest as we were ready for all the new tricks

Or if you have suffered brain trauma

So wait... we are all going to ignore that Spiderman is apparently now a playable character in Mario Kart?

As a couple aside - never ever EVER do a youtube search for Dark Fantasy (who was my original choice for today) I am fairly sure I am going to get a visit from IT

I already know I push my luck when I do either lucha or women. When I paired them together it was basically just me and Ed. I decided to triple down by adding Old to the mix. Y'all suck. Why do you hate Miss Janeth's sister? Why do you hate which ever of the 892255 Kato Kung Lee's that she is married to?

Terry Funk approves