LoneWolf&Subs

Of all the live-action remakes, this always seemed like the most preposterous of them all. Since unlike Jungle Book, or any of the other films they’ve given this treatment to, The Lion King features zero humans. So you are in essence making a completely animated CG film. But of course this is supposed to be a “Live-action film”, and these characters have to look realistic to set itself apart from the 90’s cartoonish animated feature. But... I don’t know? It’s just really fucking stupid. People recently have been joking online with “What’s next, Toy Story....”. I’m sorry, but this is it. This is the ridiculous live-action remake that makes no logical sense creatively.

I’m stumped

I don’t know why you guys are comparing Magnum’s Belly to Belly with those two. Magnum’s always had more torque, and looked closer to a powerslam. Plus he was a big fucker. I could buy that SOB’s belly destroying another man’s belly.

Fuck no... Don’t team him with that loser. Team him with one of the richest jobbers ever, Mojo.

It probably won’t lead to this... But I hope she ends up going to Japan somehow. Joshi’s is in desperate need of a headline grabber. New Japan already had their big gaijin draws. Time for a Joshi promotion to get it too.

Ahhhh... Okay... I’ve never listened to a live alternate commentary track before, but I don’t think I’ll this a chance. Never cared for these guys much. The only guys with funny accents from the UK I’ll give a chance are the OSW guys, and Allan.

Did everybody in the crowd immediately turn into Mike/Joel & The Bots as soon as you heard Ross’s southern screams of horror?

I don’t believe that’s to order the show. That looks like some sort of live alternate fan commentary by Cultaholic. They’ll probably ask for donations on air.

Dude, Ricky Ortiz is still considered in this generation.

It looks like the dark comedic version of Karate Kid Part 3.

They might need another guy in creative there who isn’t double, and triple tasking.

Yep... Although the first thing that made me a yahoo for her was the shitty 1996 Island of Dr. Moreau. I might have saw that after an episode of WCW Thunder back in the day.

The Superkick has become a chop. Everybody does them now.

They got enough money to do it. I’m sure they gotta now offer the top stars 1 million a year. Maybe even more if they feel they are worth more to the company. But now that I think about it, how many people are actually worth more to the company than an average main eventer? I mean it can be argued that Brock Lesnar should be considered the top guy that deserves the most money because of how much he moves the needle(regardless of how little it moves)?

Let me axe you a question. If your creepy uncle, and the family dog got run over at the same time, who would everybody in your family be legit concerned for first? I’m talking mother, father, grandmother, and other relatives. Besides that can play into his story origin reason for not having faith in other humans, since they showed more concern for the pampered son of a legend, over a young starving for attention wrestler.

I think he’s on creative now?

They are still an infant in the this industry. So they should take their time before putting stock into a territory. But they should keep it in mind considering they might want more footage other than their own for the future of their business. So looking over at Cagematch, and seeing when Chad Gable started on main roster. He started in August of 2016. Gable hasn’t appeared in quite a bit. His last “major” match was the Gallagher match on 205 Live that happened a month ago, and I believe he hasn’t been on any injury list, so Gable could be out of the company by next month. We could be seeing him cut loose soon.

But then Khan would have to deal with, Court Bauer. Who has given people the Paul Heyman vibe of the untrustworthy businessman in the current wrestling industry. One things for sure, AEW has the players(Daniels, Kazarian) to run a developmental. They just need to set up shop at one. I think the ideal company would be PWG, for their tape library, and the connection a lot of the current figureheads in AEW have with Super Dragon’s indie. But I don’t know who actually owns the tapes, and if Super Dragon gives a shit about selling.

Yeah, I thought about getting one, but I’m not looking to get my heart broken so quickly.

He should bring in Ultimo Dragon as his Hiro Matsuda, and claim he’s teaching him all the special trampoline secrets that he taught them.

Also a bit of Ric Flair there too. In the way Flair would come off as the respectable competitor, but then he’d flip a switch, and become a real dick by the end.

“Silly ass trampoline wrestling”. We need a Silly Ass Trampoline Wrestling USA now.

Warning: Cody shits on Taka.

I like to tell myself that some of that butter is a healthy vegetable inside there.