Death From Above

Cleveland Browns: 1st place.

Don't look now but the Seahawks just tied the Texans.

How the hell does Stevie Johnson have -0.10 fantasy points for Buffalo?

Flacco played well in the playoffs but his receivers were playing out of their minds too. Let's also not gloss over that the Ravens defense is nowhere close to being the Ravens defense anymore either. It's a team that was always set up to take a fall, though they might still get away with it because of how far into the tank the Steelers seem to be.

My bag! Hey man, my bag!

If I'm a good goalie in the last year of my deal I definitely go to free agency because the Islanders really have no great prospects there and Nabokov is ancient, so you'd think they have to throw a ton of money at someone.

So yeah... Up 22-1 you should probably not lose 33-22. On fan appreciation night too! Hooah.

Which part of this statement do you think shows maturity? I'm seriously curious. Because it pretty much reads as "this is why message boards require adult supervision".

Yeah I am figuring they want something like an even split with Thomas and Markstrom, with card subject to change based on performance. But who really knows.

I honestly wonder how many games they get out of him. I mean he did lose his job to Rask that one season, then got it back again, then took a break. Should be interesting to see if Markstrom can push him or not, I guess assuming they aren't using Clemmensen. If they just push Markstrom back into the minors that doesn't say much for what they think of their supposed franchise prospect.

So you know how sometimes people see the Virgin Mary in blueberry muffins or whatever? This is better.

Geordi Nelson too. I repeat, he's an X-Man and this NFL thing is his cover ID.

Jesus Christ FSW has become the voice of reason. I really don't even know how to handle this gimmick change.

I'm seeking one of these too. Sounds fun.

Blondes are like characters in westerns, there's only enough room in each town for so many before violence ensues.

Tea, for some reason, tastes like wet leaves. So it was no loss really.

Not even tryin' to troll, but this Winnipeg effort tonight is one of the worst I've ever seen by a pro football team. This is utterly astonishing how messed up this franchise is right now.

"Valve is releasing a thing" feels like a more appropriate title than ever now, having seen that.

Also apparently the Panthers are more valuable than their 7 fans realize (yes I realize all the money is actually in the operating rights to the building): http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/nhl/ny-businessman-buys-nhl-s-panthers-for-250m-1.1870792

People are worried about golf and darts when there is a fucking conspiracy to uncover!!!! I'm too lazy to do it myself. I'll wait for the youtube videos. I'm thrilled they worked this stuff in. This thread makes me hate being poor. Fuck y'all.

Someone in the Edmonton media was saying last night that with Gagner and RNH on the shelf Edmonton should put in a call to Kyle Wellwood. As emergency replacements at center go, really you could do a lot worse. Also, Ryan Whitney got released from his tryout with the St. Louis Blues. Not surprised given the lack of worth ethic he showed in Edmonton, never thought he'd be a fit with fat drillmaster Hitchcock.

Lessons of Darkness is so good. Herzog's most underrated film, for me. Me and OJ were very close on where we had it. *adds to viewing queue* Not to be a creeper and all, but really if there's a shortlist of women it's worth going out of your way for this, she's got to be on it. Plus it clearly has guns in it, so I assume nothing can go wrong.

I was fond of this myself: http://sprtshumor.lockerdome.com/media/109694103 Because Venn Diagrams are the best.

There's nothing wrong with his throws mechanically. But tonight he made around 12 throws that were just really poor decision making. Guys who were clearly not open, or in some cases double/triple covered. He hasn't really shown a lot of growth in that area yet, and that's concerning.