John from Cincinnati

Chi-Town Rumble was the shortest match of the trilogy, and therefore the best.

Produces a horror movie where Evil Uno has a three-foot-long schlong.

He's probably going to win regardless, but it seems like he forgot over the last couple days that he needs Michigan to vote for him.

I hope the next people to jump from WWE don't have such glaring daddy issues.

Meh. Could be worse. Could be Schilling.

Nine days later:

Zayn vs Bryan and Otis vs Dolph are both official.

I think this is all of it, with the stuff later in the year being bookings he took before WWE hired him back. Spoilered for size. Spoilers for match results from ten years ago.

At worst, we get a half-assed mea culpa interview where Vince insists nobody could have seen how bad this was going to get. Of course I doubt the media even notices what's going on here. They have much bigger things to cover, and wrestling will fly under the radar as usual.

I wish we had the Ocho here. I need that in my life. I'll probably find some of that shit online later. So we've gotten to the point where they're airing complete or near-complete Jays games from 2015, and one hour condensed games from the '92 playoff run. They've got it backwards: I want full games from the early '90s playoff runs. The World Series games are easy enough to find online, but it's pretty hit-or-miss beyond that.

Thanks for reminding me. I just noticed this on one of my streaming services within the last couple weeks and I haven't seen it yet. I'll get on it.

I'll throw this in here, since some stuff will require replacements if it's taking place at all: Buddy Murphy isn't cleared Cesaro and Asuka are out, but no details are available Anyway, I have no idea what's already in the can. So these people might still be on some stuff.

He's one of the few to have assembled a deep, unique body of work over the last decade in a system that increasingly tries to coach that out of people. While his pre-WWE run is undeniably great, what he's managed to accomplish inside that dumb system is even more impressive.

If we're making a comprehensive list of Fuck ______, then Vince of course places at the very tippy top. But Miz being enough of a bootlicker to leave his mansion and travel sick earns him a spot on the list. Truthfully, anyone with the power to say no who doesn't do so also deserves a place on that list. That list includes every top talent and every person who's carved out a very comfortable living working for this company. If there was ever a time for every talent to tell Vince to go pound sound, it was when this thing escalated. He can't bury and blackball everyone. And here we are weeks later, in an increasingly fucked up situation where this company/industry keeps looking worse and worse.

Sure, but I'm not counting the consolation prize clusterfuck as a featured match.

No joke, I would vastly prefer this to what Dolfan is putting himself through for us. I may need to consider the pay tier of Impact+.

Presumably they'll still be able to deliver on Drew vs Brock Becky vs Shayna Charlotte vs Rhea Cena vs Bray AJ vs Taker Which is a decent chunk of the featured matches. Of course those will all be lame and depressing and none of this should be happening. But that goes without saying.

I'm half-joking. I continue to be deeply amused by some cinephiles loving the smell of David Lynch's farts so much that they'll pretend an 18-hour mini-series is actually a movie. On the other hand, it's definitely my favourite piece of media from the last decade and I'm tempted to throw it on the list. But I probably won't because it's TV at the end of the day.

Over the weekend I found different symptoms listed on provincial and federal websites. The inconsistencies are everywhere.

So... Ivanka?

I need answers!