Lawful Metal

Greatest Wide Receiver in Texans history.

I've only watched Rusev v. Reigns, but holy crap what was the point of this feud? When Rusev had the chain assisted accolade, I was thinking about how this would open up a whole new world of booking for Roman Reigns AND Rusev, with Rusev having an extreme, murderous new unstoppable finish, and Roman being dealt an honorable loss, but with the fans taunting him with "You tapped out!" chants. But no. Where the fuck does anybody go from here?

Brock Osweiler undefeated 5-0 at home this year. Texans are 5-3 at the bye without JJ Watt essentially all year. I'll take it, especially with 4 AFC South games left.

Oh Jesus. At least Blake gets empty fantasy stats at the end of games. Brock (excepting that Colts game) just keeps standing there unsure why his pass didn't even come close to DeAndre, who can catching anything in a three foot radius. Honestly the more he plays, the more I think Brock is the second coming of Tebow.

Everybody getting fired in Jacksonville

Well, the Rockets are who we thought they were. Thanks Coach Antoni!

Can't wait to watch the Antoni coached Rockets. Hopefully we'll be outscoring people 130-120 or something.

F the Dubs. I hope they never win a game. This is part 3 of Steph Curry's deal with the devil. Part 1 was the glory (winning the championship). Part 2 was the fall (choking in the finals). Part 3 is the pestilence. Expect an injury or embarrassing scandal (like cheating on his annoying wife). Durant should've stayed in OKC.

Well Brock can't possibly play worse, right? Lions will cure all that ails us! I'm pretty sure it's Bill O'Brien's ultra complex offense that's the problem. For an offensive guru, our offense has been an utter, abject failure since he got here. Sure, we can blame the QBs, but nothing looks or works right. Maybe time to hire an experienced OC. Texans have the youngest coaching staff in terms of NFL experience, and that's including Crennel. That's terrifying.

Well, Bork may suck but we're still in 1st place in the dumpster fire known as the AFC South

Yeah, that sucked. I don't even with that fumble. I can't even with that roughing the kicker. Stop giving me hope Bork.

Don't forget about the Legendary Dominick Davis!

greatest running back in Texans history.

As much of Rick deserves it, it's not exactly interesting to watch. Rick isn't Joffrey. What I would like is for the gang to show some competence and not ruin everyone and everywhere they show up. And not make hilariously bad decisions as the plot requires.

Fuck the walking dead. I'm not looking forward to a season of Rick being a bitch.

Well, I guess this means that Charlie Strong is done. Longhorns can haz Tom Herman?

Should I be concerned that Brandon Marshall of the Broncos has said that the Broncos want to kill Brock Osweiler? I mean, he said. He wants to literally murder Brock. On the football field. He wants him dead. Considering what they got away with against Cam Newton, it's not that outside the pale.

Because it's known that Hoyer sucks and Brock has that dreaded "potential." There's a report that Brock and O'Brien had shouting match during the week about playcalling, and that in the 4th when we were down, O'Brien took off the training wheels and let Brock do what he wanted. Which ended up being the best he's ever looked. O'Brien's offense is so complex, a little dumbing down is probably a good thing. We'll see what happens in Denver.

Just watched Sicario. Great atmosphere, great tension. Benicio Del Toro and Josh Brolin were incredible, and the set piece in the traffic jam was nuts, and of course the final hit was really well done. Then there's our morally correct hero. Just non-stop bad decisions. Don't go in the bank. Goes in to the bank. Don't sleep with Shane. Tries to sleep with Shane, and Shane's a hitman. Alejandro saves your life. Points gun at Alejandro. Told she can't talk about it. Threatens to talk about it. Just bad decisions all around. And she's correct morally. She just has to be so damn dumb about it. The end of the movie proves she's right, but she's so damn dumb about it.

Technically, Deandre had 7 catches last night. Brock's problem is that he forces it to DeAndre when he's not open and throws behind him, leading to infuriating interceptions. At least Brock is back to a 1:1 ratio for TD/Int.

See this is why Texans fans are inherently better than Clots fans. I'm only wishing the best for Pagano and Grigson. You're wishing bodily harm against an actual great person and player because of jealousy.

I hope Grigson and Pagano never get fired.

Do you believe in miracles??!!!!!! That's my client, BRRRRROCKKKK OSSSSSWEILER~~~~!!!!!!!!

He doesn't get a nickname until he earns it.