Lawful Metal

Well on the bright side we’ll never have to go back to New York

I hope Nick Young is their leading scorer all year, all the way to the lottery!

Rockets with CP3 = 1-0 vs. the Warriors. If the playoffs started today, the Warriors wouldn't even make the playoffs. They should tank.

I hate everyone

Well, that was bad. Still waiting for the bats to wake up. Felt like half our fly balls were warning track shots and Frazier’s half ass shit swing went yard. Go figure. excited for Lance McCullers Jr. tomorrow. He could either be dominant, or, not.

I got my tickets to Wargames! So excited! Just hope we’ll be able to see what’s going on in the cage!

Texans beat down the Browns. Deshaun only had 3 TDs. Defense looked good with 3 picks. 3-3 with the bye next week, I’ll take it. Also, Watson has a many touchdowns now as Osweiler had all last year.

Going to see the Texans and Browns live today. I think Deshaun is a little pissed his last two 30+ points games were wasted in losses. Can’t wait!

Altuve scoring on that play was all on Judge I think. His throw to 2nd wasn’t particularly hard, and why’d he throw it to second anyway? If he throws out Correa, Altuve still scores anyway. Dumb. Just like not even attempting to make a play at the wall on the Correa Home run. Just let that kid take it from him.

Also, Keuchel and Verlander are gods. Jose Altuve is actually God.

I have no pants

I’m excited.

Is this really happening

They would have to be insane to lose Neville. They have to realize what they have in him. Just go back to the match he had with Rollins on Raw. Send him to Smackdown and let him wrestle. He’s good at it. Maybe it’s the cruiserweight division. Scrap it, intermingle the better guys onto Raw and Smackdown, send the rest to NXT. If they can hang, they can hang. They can’t? They can wait for the next CWC.

It's a policy, not a rule. Also, there's a lawsuit here in Houston where a girl at school refused to stand for the national anthem at school, and the lawyer cited a 1943 Supreme Court case: West Virginia Bd. of Ed. v. Barnette, 319 U.S. 624, 63 S. Ct. 1178, 87 L. Ed. 1628 (1943) (We think the action of the local authorities in compelling the flag salute and pledge transcends constitutional limitations on their power and invades the sphere of intellect and spirit which it is the purpose of the First Amendment to our Constitution to reserve from all official control.) But hey, who is the Supreme Court to tell the NFL to do anything?

Still bummed about JJ, but this is a pleasant surprise. Astros close out Boston at Fenway. Got a little worried when Hinch put in Verlander inexplicably and he immediately gave up the lead, but proud they still came through. go Yankees! Take the Indians to five!

Watt and Mercilus are done for the year. So out for the year = #1 defensive player and heart of team JJ Watt #3 defensive player Whitney Mercilus #1 offensive lineman Duane Brown (still holding out - 9 million is too little to play for apparently) #1 tight end CJF (3 concussions) still don’t know when our #1 corner Kevin Johnson is coming back. yeah, so we finally find a QB and everything else immediately melts down around him. Good thing the Browns are coming to town next week.

I hate everyone. Except Deshaun.

Am I wrong to think that Jose Altuve is already on the level of Bagwell and Biggio as an all time Astro? And Springer and Correa course corrected from their 0-8 with two homers and 5 RBIs. Red Sox are done. D-u-n done. And I’ll take a one-two of Verlander and Keuchel over anyone else in the playoffs.

The Fashion Police should be Shinsuke's backup against the Singh Brothers. Then Jinder can face off against Tyler and Dango. And, I dunno. Maybe some fun tags with the Fashion Police against the Singhs? Someone finally calls out Randy for not wearing pants? We actually see Shinsuke paint something? We start moving towards having AJ vs. Shinsuke in a WWE ring?

Altuve is God. Astros scored 8 runs (7 earned on Chris Sale for crying out loud) with Springer and Correa going a combined 0 for 8. That's scary. Also scary: five foot nothing Altuve.

Let's go Stros!

I'm drinking the Kool-Aid, man. Texans and Chiefs are gonna have an old fashioned shoot out. Deshaun continues his OROY push with a clutch 4th quarter comeback and win the game off of a John Christian Ka'iminoeauloameka'ikeokekumupa'a "Ka'imi" Fairbairn field goal. Kareem Hunt ain't gonna get 100 yards. JJ Watt gets his first sack of the year.

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