Dolfan in NYC

Mr. Smith, the Miami Dolphins are on Line 1. Yes, I know what time it is.

Wow, that's a lot higher than I expected for Hell's Bells. Guess he'll get in eventually. I will all but guarantee that whoever didn't vote for Griffey will say: "No one gets in during the steroid era" OR (and I pray it's this one) "If Ruth didn't get 100, no one does." Either way, they're assholes. Congrats to Junior and Piazza.

1970's South Bronx stories as told by Baz Luhrmann? Si. Por favor.

Everyone cross Sean Payton off their wish lists. He's staying in New Orleans. And can go fuck himself.

DDP to yoga guru. Fake Sting to research scientist. Tammy Sytch to oft-arrested cam whore. Here are some others: Shawn Stasiak to chiropractor Simon Dean/Nova as a bank manager Jimmy Wang Yang as a party bus driver Beulah McGillicutty as a children's author Naked Mideon as a chef http://www.thesportster.com/wrestling/top-15-wrestlers-who-have-regular-jobs-now/?view=all To be fair, this wasn't his fault.

Well, the tracker thinks it's Junior, Piazza, Bagwell, and Raines. That's a solid class.

The Cubs will be paying Edwin Jackson $13M to pitch for Miami this season.

Some cocks just can't be unsucked Smelly.

Things Cool Arrow Should Stop Himself From Googling: Bear Otter Puppy Play TNA Pegging Twink Twunk

Deadspin also put it out there that Pagano & Grigson sticking around can be directly linked to the Colts talks with Payton breaking down. So, yeah... that was a right purty speech, but it was more them going, "Eh, no one else is worth it."

He compared his selling off an intellectual property for $4,000,000,000 to selling a human child into slavery, a life of torture, rape, and forced labor for the rest of their life. Fuck him.

According to the Charlie Rose "white slavers" interview, whatever his ideas were... Disney told him they were not interested. That's when he took the $4B buyout.

Chris Grier is officially the Dolphins new GM. Rumors are this could spell the end of Dawn Aponte in Miami.

Jurassic World was the movie equivalent of PT Barnum's old saying, "If you throw enough money at the people, they'll throw it right back at you." The one thing they got 100% wrong in their recreation of JP1 was a deeply misogynistic tone that prevaded World. At its core, Jurassic Park is an extremely feminist movie, as shown by Laura Dern and Arianna Richards, who never really panic and are always shown to be the smartest people in the room. Not to mention that the dinosaurs (all female) are throwing off the shackles of male domination (Attenborough, Sam Jackson, Peck, and ...Newman) and show that no woman can (and should be) chained. Jurassic World had Chris Pratt almost literally saying the raptors don't murder him because "game respect game." Fuck all of that shit.

Miami has asked for permission to talk to Josh McDaniels, Matt Patricia, and Anthony Lynn. So, I'm guessing Tannenbaum just wanted to limit his search to people in the division.

WHAT PART OF... DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?

Motor City Machine Guns to NXT? http://www.sportskeeda.com/wwe/wwe-nxt-to-sign-former-tna-tag-champs

Jesus, this was 17 years ago today. We are all old as hell.

The Steelers apparently sent the Bills a truckload of Primanti Bros. sandwiches as thanks for helping them qualify for the playoffs. I'm unclear if this is a reward or punishment.

Saturday is for Shitty AFC Playoff Games: #5 Kansas City @ #4 Houston, 4:35pm ET #6 Pittsburgh @ #3 Cincinnati, 8:15pm ET Sunday is Casual Fans Confused Why The Better Team Is On The Road: #6 Seattle @ #3 Minnesota, 1:05pm ET #5 Green Bay @ #4 Washington, 4:35pm ET I'm going out on a limb and say these 4 games are a big pile of Yuck.

"Oh my god, it worked."

It's completely meaningless, but fuck you Patriots!