Dolfan in NYC

Wasting $325 million of someone else's money broke his brain in a fascinatingly new way:

David Steven Cohen, head writer of Courage, The Cowardly Dog has died. He was 58.

Conan O'Brien will host the 2026 Oscars. I'm assuming he'll use all of the Karla Sofia Gascon jokes he didn't get to use this year.

I'm a sailor peg, and I've lost my leg... Climbing up the top sails, I lost my leg... Too many people use that Top o' the morn... so I'll just wish everyone a happy St. Patrick's Day. We start the week off with NEW World Tag Team champions! As those Irish rogues, the Street Profits are now two time tag team champions! Hopefully they'll get a nice long reign here, but... WrestleMania is right around the corner! I'm a sailor peg, and I've lost my leg... Climbing up the top sails, I lost my leg... We also have a NEW NXT Women's Champion! North American champ Stephanie Vaquer is your new standard bearer at the Black & Gold brand. And now, will Stephanie Dos Correas hold on to both? Let's see... I'm shipping up to Boston, whoa! I'm shipping up to Boston, whoa! I'm shipping up to Boston, whoa! I'm shipping off to find my wooden leg.... This week on Raw... we're in BRUSSELS! So, the live show will begin at 3 PM EDT! Those of you in Euro Zone (or former Euro Zone) locations... do the math. It's all about JOHN CENA returning to tell everyone what they can all go do with themselves. This is his first heel promo in 22 years(!), so I'm guessing he's got a LOT to get off his chest. Also: Penta vs Ludwig Kaiser in a No Holds Barred Match Bron Breakker vs Finn Bálor for the Intercontinental Championship Dakota Kai vs Ivy Nile Jey Uso vs Austin Theory (Tiocfaidh ár lá Tiocfaidh ár lá) Enjoy your week!

All Looney Tunes have been removed from Max. David E. Zaslav, Super Genius.

3/45 per Schef

This is going here because I want to see this clip forever:

FREAKIER FRIDAY Starring Jamie Lee Curtis & Lindsay Lohan Coming August 8 --- ...sure why not.

Just go ahead and bookmark April 18

More like Jewrag. Right? Right?

Uh huh Cory. They really care about Duke winning more than their son.

Mark Gastineau is suing ESPN for $25 million for... whatever he thinks this was.

I'm very glad he got paid... but man I miss Montour. Oh, and this is the fastest OT goal in NHL history, and tied for the fastest goal in ANY period in a hockey game.

LILO & STITCH Starring Maia Kealoha, Zach Galifianakis, Billy Magnussen, and Chris Sanders (The original voice of Stitch) Directed by Dean Fleischer Camp (Marcel the Shell with Shoes On) Premieres May 23 --- A license to print money.

Just a reminder, 5 years ago, Rudy Goebert played such incredible defense, he shut down the whole league.

...and if the rumors are true, he's about a get a nice new fat contract.

However, I'm also hearing that Pittsburgh wants to move up to #1 to take Sherdur. Which is either: 1) An indication that Tomlin has had one (1) conversation with Aaron. OR 2) A hilariously transparent move to try to get Cleveland to do something incredibly stupid.

@The Natural here's one just for you.

We need to talk about the insanity of this spot. Jesus.

Another head hangs lowly. Child is slowly taken, and the violence caused such silence. Who are we, mistaken? Well the Revolution has been suppressed and we need to move on. But first, the end of the long, bloody affair where Women's Champ Toni Storm finally put an end (we hope!) to her feud with Mariah May. What's next for both of them? Well, stitches to be sure... But you see, it's not me, it's not my family. In your head, in your head, they are fightin'! With their tanks and their bombs and their bombs and their guns... In your head, in your head, they are cryin'... Of course, the less said about the Men's championship the better! But you know how the old saying goes... "Moxley Wins LOL". Will Swerve Strickland fare any better? Will Moxley actually pretend he's threatened? Will Prince Nana DANCE... on the ECW Arena? Let's see... In your head, in your head... Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie. What's in your head, in your head? Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie-ie, oh... Tonight... We'll hear from the winners! And the losers! Someone may actually wrestle too! (7 years gone. RIP Dolores.) Happy St Patty's Day week!