Dolfan in NYC

HELL YEAH

I mean, at this point, it would be dumb of him not to wait until the draft is done. He may very well have a crazy demand like "No QB drafted in rounds 1-3" and he's waiting for Pittsburgh's answer.

Kamala Outtakes~ And Mean Gene (!) breaking kayfabe:

The Legacy entrants. Kamala, Dory Funk, Sr., and Ivan Koloff.

Amazing. Truly a sports injury for the ages.

Winnipeg prospect Chaz Lucius announced his retirement. He has been diagnosed with Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, a joint disorder, and has been medically advised to hang it up. He is 21.

Oh Phil, you know you want Sanders on the Steelers. Just imagine by week 4 Deion's gonna be politicking himself into getting Tomlin fired and taking over. It will be amazing.

Mock Drafts are going crazy right now. It seems like everyone's settled on Cam going to Tennessee... after that... I've seen Cleveland drafting Hunter, Sanders, and Carter. I've seen New York with those three also, or Mason Graham... or trading down. I've also seen an absolutely crazy one where Sherdur ends up at 21 and falls into Pittsburgh's hands. (Which at that point is a massive, massive red flag about what Deion's involvement is gonna be.)

The teams with the two longest losing streaks in the NCAA faced off in a double header last night. Lehman had lost 42 straight. Yeshiva had lost 99 straight. Lehman was, entering last night 17-0 vs. YU, averaging 15+ runs per game. TWO STREAKS ENTER, NO STREAKS LEAVE. Game 1: And game 2: College baseball is awesome.

As someone who got screamed at since little league... "CALL FOR IT." Everytime, no matter what. Getting moved to catcher was fun because then I was the one yelling at the position players.

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair... Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air... Well Dynasty happened on Sunday and we have a new... um... hmm. *looks down the match list* OH... a new TNT Champion! Adam Cole and his baby will reign terror over the mid-card until his next concussion! Speaking of concussions! Cope got his head caved in by FTR. I wonder who (or whom!) will come and save him. Who in all Christendom will come... Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light... My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim, I had to stop for the night. Oh but who cares about anything on that dumb PPV except for this: Yeah, that's the stuff. There she stood in the doorway, I heard the mission bell... And I was thinkin' to myself, "This could be heaven or this could be hell"... On to this week.... The Young Bucks talk! Who doesn't like that? Oh, and prob a few more OH Tournament matches. Whee! (I always thought this song was about addiction and rehab. But it's truly great when I hear a completely different and equally valid interpretation.) Enjoy the week

Singer Ruben Perez was among the (currently) 79 people who were killed in the roof collapse of a nightclub in the Dominican Republic. Allegedly in a video taken moments before the accident, he can be seen pointing at the roof, but he kept performing.

Normally I wouldn't put a streaming-bound movie here, but... PREDATOR: KILLER OF KILLERS US Release on Hulu Canadian Release on Disney+ Debuts June 6.

They have named their interim GM:

um... Shams is reporting that Denver just fired Michael Malone.

.... gross.

Guessing we'll get a full trailer in the next day or so.

RDJ is having a 60th birthday party and the invites are Dr. Doom themed. MCU fans are... well, I'll be generous and say... nonplussed.

Terron Armstead has called it a career. So, yeah, the Dolphins really, really need a bunch of new O linemen.

By transitive property, the winners and NEW UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONS... YOUR Columbia Lions!

MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - THE FINAL RECKONING Starring Tom Cruise, Ving Rhames, Simon Pegg, and Hayley Atwell Directed by Christopher McQuarrie Premieres May 23

Sometimes people play with love. Falling in love is just a game... Don't think... I don't know love. You'll never be alone again.... Two weeks away from yet another WrestleMania! And we've got a bunch of new matches last week! Could there be more? Hmm... let's see! Show you how I feel, (Be the one) that I need so much... (Let me) Give you what is real... (Be the one) that I long to touch. Last week, Cody & Cena were, as the kids say, "cooking" each other. (I'll have the soup!) So were Tiffany and Charlotte (Though they seemed to be ordering way... WAY off-menu.) And Kevin Owens won't (?) have a match... Oh, and Charlotte... there's no way you're the Nepo Queen, not while this person is literally on the same roster as you: Only you can make me feel this way... I give you all, come on... Let's get away! On tap for tonight... take it away Pierce: Maybe we can find Randall a match as well? I'm sure there are plenty of people who want to be the one... (I can smell the Aqua Net from this video.) Enjoy the week! Don't look at your 401(k)!

BTW... while I'll let this thread go, there was a perfectly good thread from a few weeks ago just sitting there collecting cyber-dust. I don't think we need self-reinforcing polls every time Dean-o Machino retains. Oh, and Death Riders now. Death Riders forever.