Dolfan in NYC

...and if the rumors are true, he's about a get a nice new fat contract.

However, I'm also hearing that Pittsburgh wants to move up to #1 to take Sherdur. Which is either: 1) An indication that Tomlin has had one (1) conversation with Aaron. OR 2) A hilariously transparent move to try to get Cleveland to do something incredibly stupid.

@The Natural here's one just for you.

We need to talk about the insanity of this spot. Jesus.

Another head hangs lowly. Child is slowly taken, and the violence caused such silence. Who are we, mistaken? Well the Revolution has been suppressed and we need to move on. But first, the end of the long, bloody affair where Women's Champ Toni Storm finally put an end (we hope!) to her feud with Mariah May. What's next for both of them? Well, stitches to be sure... But you see, it's not me, it's not my family. In your head, in your head, they are fightin'! With their tanks and their bombs and their bombs and their guns... In your head, in your head, they are cryin'... Of course, the less said about the Men's championship the better! But you know how the old saying goes... "Moxley Wins LOL". Will Swerve Strickland fare any better? Will Moxley actually pretend he's threatened? Will Prince Nana DANCE... on the ECW Arena? Let's see... In your head, in your head... Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie. What's in your head, in your head? Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie-ie, oh... Tonight... We'll hear from the winners! And the losers! Someone may actually wrestle too! (7 years gone. RIP Dolores.) Happy St Patty's Day week!

Nevermind. Joey is a Buffalo Bill. 1/12.6

This dude looks like every mid-30's sketch comedian He's going to be a mega-star in a week.

Another inexplicable WWE name change... Seth "Freakin'" Rollins is now ... Seth Rollins

I remember going into the All Star Cafe in Times Square back in the 00's and seeing their tracker of big sports events/records. One of which was Tiger Woods Grand Slam Event Wins, when everyone knew he was only a year or two away from shattering Jack's 18 win record. Anyway.... Tiger just ruptured his Achilles Tendon while practicing at home.

You know what else isn't a coincidence? We're through the looking glass here people.

Eric Stonestreet has been cast as a serial killer in the new Dexter: Origins series.

Joey Bosa is reportedly choosing between San Francisco and Miami. Offers from both are reportedly under $10m.

Report is it's 1/14. Can add another 3.7 with incentives.

Also, the Giants clearly learned their lesson from last season and are re-signing their offensive talent. Darius Slayton extends with NY. 3/36.

SF is cutting FB Kyle Juszcyk. He does not plan on retiring.

RIP CJ Stroud

The Rangers are about to see a spike in hat sales from the lesbian and/or dirtbag dude community: https://x.com/JustBB_Media/status/1899087381870871003

Alix Earle gets to film her TikToks in Houston next season.

Rick Tocchet, all class: Seriously though... that'd be enough for me to give him a couple of minutes for Unsportsmanlike Conduct.

Now he's thinkin' 'bout me every night, oh... Is it that sweet? I guess so... Say you can't sleep, baby, I know, that's that me espresso... Hey, it's another week and another stop on the road to WrestleMania! We have a new United States Champion! That's right, Shinsuke Nakamura is done in NOAH, and is he gonna keep that belt? NOAH! Leopold Augustus Knight is your new US Champion! (yeah!) Move it up, down, left, right, oh... Switch it up like Nintendo. Say you can't sleep, baby, I know, that's that me espresso... And now on Tuesday... we have a ROADBLOCK in our way. That NXT x TNA agreement is going hard as we've got Oba Femi being challenged by an actual Moose for the NXT Championship! And the Hardyz are back and being challenged by Fraxiom for their TNA Tag Team Championships! (Really fun to see the signs that the old man is like.... GONE gone.) I can't relate to desperation, my give-a-fucks are on vacation. And I got this one boy and he won't stop callin', when they act this way, I know I got 'em... First though... here's what's on tap for tonight on Raw from MADSION SQUARE JERICHO~ I'll bet there's a certain Tribal Chief that will have something to say about this! Also AJ Styles and Logan Paul will chat... and Grayson Waller vs. An Uso! (Jey? Jey. yes.) (Oh Sabrina. Even if you ARE the 2020's Madonna... you should know how impractical it is to have a hot tub car.) Enjoy the week.

Francisco Alvarez will miss 6-8 weeks after breaking his hand

https://x.com/stoolpresidente/status/1898107013378232571

Of note... this is the Russo Brothers' lowest rated film with a 24% on RT. (Up from it's debut at 10%!) It also cost $320 million to make. Hoo boy.

Welp... Pictured, Jeff Bezos: