DEAN

EPW- Rampage Brown vs Doug Williams- Probably 2014: God, how did a Rampage match get slung into my Watch Later pile? I am a fool.

Ooo! France vs Great Britain! The Templiers d'Elancourt are chock full of ringers and the British leagues are the Ivy leagues of Euro-Grid-Iron- so prayer for the wee London Blitz. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1prkd8_templiers-vs-london-blitz-champions-league-j1_sport

Ooo! France versus Austria! http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1orng8_champions-league-2014-black-panthers-cineplexx-blue-devils_sport ----------------------- IFL: the battle for Milan! It appears they share the same velodrome. SEAMEN! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK9THo8IkMU

WXW- 3/16/2014- Big Daddy Walter vs Axel Tischler- Hey Big van Walter is now Big Daddy Walter. He will beat the hell out of you in the same way.

This match is a MOTHAHFUKKAH! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3jm_aK7xuc

Soooo the fucking greatest thing in wrestling.

Big Japan is awesome. They draw me back into Japanese wrestling with their strong-style division and now they morph that division into an 80s NWA tagteam division. Pretty brilliant.

How have I lived 48 years and never seen Dick Murdock vs Mr Pogo?

BIG JAPAN PRO WRESTLING- Kazuki Hashimoto & Daichi Hashimoto vs Ryuichi Sekine & Takyuki Ueki- 3/27/2014: This match is a hoot. Hashimoto and Hashimoto is my current favortie tagteam. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LucRvHIXxvA ----------------------------- Kohei Sato/ Shuji Ishikawa vs Ryuji Ito/ Yuko Miyamoto: Okay, maybe Sato/Ishikawa is my second favorite tagteam. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIRv8nOZZas

So much to love.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7VnBoL-3j8

Hey! Ray vs Pierroth! And there were probably points where Ray should have been number one.

Noches de Coliseo- Cirio Negro I, Golden Boy, Rey Demonio Jr. vs Darling Boy, Larry Miranda, Tony Boy- 1/19/2014: I almost forgot aboot the exotic awesomeness of Larry Miranda.

The Seamen Milano take on the beloved Warriors Bologna! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqC7Ub5Yx44 ---------------------------------- Who is the Beast of the East- Vukovi Beograd or the Kragujevac Wild Boars?

The GREATNESS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ApOwNM326k

PQ vs Shorty Smalls- Old Dominion bringing the STIFF!

The wholes Calanda Broncos vs Swarco Raiders game: http://new.livestream.com/sportscube77/events/2902166/videos/47839032

That's fucking hardcore!

OH MAN! Worlds collide! The coach of the Calanda Broncos is ADAM RITA! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Rita

BIG JAPAN PRO WRESTLING- Kazuki Hashimoto/ Shinya Ishikawa vs Ryuichi Kawakami/ Shuji Ishikawa: Shuji Ishikawa is my favorite total crowbar. How did I get past him and K-Hash crushing each other's larynxs? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UZeCUov2oY

Hey, they have a whole new superleague now- the BIG6! First game is Saturday at 8:30ish AM EST? Streaming live! I'm excited because the Calanda Broncos have a THOUSAND ringers- the legal amount from the US and also getting Euro ringer in existence. All up against the beloved Swarco Raiders. http://bigsix.eu/ http://www.raiders.at

Went to the REDBLAX~! mini-camp in Richmond today. It was quite the fun time. Henry Burris doesn't look 60 years old and was way more consistent than young upstart Thomas DeMarco of the ODU Monarchs. I couldn't figure which guy was Limas Sweed but I assume he was the gigantic wide receiver. Since she had actually gone to both this year, I quizzed my daughter about the differences between the Redskins practice and he Redblax practice- other than the mob of idiot Redskin fans. She said the Redskins defensive line was like twice big as the Redblax line. Also there were trainers all over the field for the Redskins and there was one for he Redblacks. It was pretty cool.

Survival Tobita was a cypher for all of us in the 90s. He was an inspiration to really not give a fuck and just put it out there and just fuck the world as lovingly as possible. He is my review of his Bauxite Medium as a veiled short story of my college girlfriend and I breaking up. It was very therapeutic. BAUXITE MEDIUM vs Survival Tobita- Satima Pro-Wrestling Company- 4/29/00-(DEAN RASMUSSEN): I got this match from- of course- Scott Mailman. BAUXITE a mystical historical fiction [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ I was talking to my old friend Bokujin Ken and it was the first time we had actually talked in years. I had come back to Japan after a long sabbatical in Singapore where I spent what was left of my pointless youth mired in riotous living, stinking of whiskey and whores. I came back to Japan two years later, knowing that I was now a man and had put away my childish ways. I had forgotten about the stupid dreams that were seemingly unattainable to me and decided to play out the string as best I could. The best place to play out the string of my life is in Japan: it's where all my friends are and anyway, I've done all the exciting things here that there are to do so I have no temptation to go and find something exciting to do. Well, anyway, the thing about Ken was that he and I always stayed in touch and continuously hung out together, but when the deal went down with me and Jennifer and Bauxite, Ken never really picked sides. Bauxite and Jennifer liked it that way since I was the pathetic victim and all, but, still, I couldn't help but feel really betrayed. I know that's really fucked up and childish- but it was a genuine feeling and I can't control how I feel sometimes. I don't think it was an actual punishment towards Ken when I withheld my most intimate feelings from my oldest and best friend. It was just too devastating to know what he knew about Bauxite and Jennifer and I didn't want to know how well they were doing and just how much of a nonfactor I was in everybody in Japan's little lives. The thing about Singapore was that my fellow Japan Ex-Patriot- Octapus Eight- was already living there and was drinking his way out of some much heavier shit than what I running from, so I embraced his evil and became a large part of his life of drink and cocktail waitresses. Ken would come down and visit since he and O8 were old roommates in Nagasaki way back in the day, so there was never any true separation between me and Ken. Anyway, Ken and I were hanging out at this storage warehouse- since it was big enough and deserted enough for Ken not to freak too many people out, since he had developed this body of cardboard boxes and was continuously crying blood. I figured that since we had become so close recently, I'd go ahead and ask some questions about Jennifer. I had long since professed my love for Manhole Man v2 and gotten on with my life. Manhole Man makes me happy and it's a workable happy. Jennifer was a stupid youthful dream- a young beautiful girl that was actually no more made for me as she was for that pathetic fucker, Bauxite. I used to hate her but the older you get and the more malt liquor you drink, the more you put things into perspective. Bauxite was exciting and young and metallic and good-looking. I'm Survival Tobita and I didn't get that name by being a sex machine. I loved her but she could never get used to what a fucking freak I am. She was pissed when I didn't go to the New japan dojo, she was pissed when I would show her my ideas of wrestling without rings. "I don't want to be with a man who can't provide for himself." I talked to Bauxite on the phone for a long time last weekend and he said that she said the same thing to him once. When I talked to Bauxite, I could tell that he was no longer alive. He was a lover and she was the beloved, as Carson McCuller would say. McCuller thought that love is never mutual that the lover lives off the beloved and the beloved starts to hate the lover since the beloved starts to become a host of this parasitic Lover. The thing with Jennifer is that she could be both. She was always the beloved in both Bauxite's and my relationship her- but instead of becoming BELOVED, THE VICTIM, she would become BELOVED, THE ONE WHO WOULD CREATE HER NEW BELOVED. She was ruthless in molding her lover into something that would be her Beloved- and it all makes perfect sense- in retrospect. In retrospect, you gotta respect a girl who will use sheer will to try to create what will make her happy, as opposed to simply being a pampered love thing. Now it all makes sense and is all noble and self-empowering and shit but at the time, it was psychological hell on earth. The problem with Bauxite is that he could never escape. He almost became Jennifer's idea of a perfect man. the problem was that he had completely destroyed whatever he had once had inside himself just to create this new thing for her to love. After Jennifer figured out that she was actually in love with a walking shadow, she bolted on the poor motherfucker and Bauxite has been a fucking horror show ever since. Anyway, back to me and Ken at the Storage Warehouse. I asked him about Jennifer and if she had ever spoke of me while I was a truly pathetic broken motherfucker in Singapore. Jennifer and Ken were close friends for a while- especially after the break-up when Jennifer left me for Bauxite. We all divided up our friends and Jennifer was looking for quality friends to make up for my loyal contingent, so I figured enough time had passed and this would be the right time for Ken to turn on her and give me the story. I said, "Gilgil once told me that Jennifer said she missed talking to me since Bauxite isn't the smartest guy on earth. I mean what the fuck would you talk to Bauxite about?" Ken was noncommittal. "Well, Toby, to be honest, She never said anything to me." I think this was payback for the seven years I kept him in isolation. Or there is the possibility that I really didn't matter one iota to the social structure of my friends in Japan. I was standing on the mats. I heard Bauxites theme music. He was a hulking metallic figure and he was always into this crazy Teutonic Disco shit that would drive anyone crazy. I was gonna listen to my theme again and I was interrupted by a horrendously drunk Bauxite. He could barely move and he walked the circumference of the mats in this tilted halting gate. I looked at him and I pitied him for a moment. Only I would know how he was ground into powder and pissed on. Then I looked at myself and realized that I was also ground into fucking powder and I actually survived and moved on. I mean shit. He asked for this fate when he stole what was mine- and it was then when I no longer thought of him as the idiot savior who saved me from my own stupid romantic suicide. At that moment, I lost all respect. What a pussy. Here he is, coming to my gymnasium, calling me out in a drunken stupor. I grabbed a chair, drank a bud lite and threw it on the ground. I whispered, "Bauxite- that empty can is YOU." then I kicked his motherfucking ass for the glory of Japan.

AAA- Faby Apache, Jennifer Blake, La Jarochita vs Mary Apache, Sexy Star, Taya Valkyrie- 3/29/2014: Teeny tiny pants REMATCH! This match is longer for midnight choking pleasure.

I saw this match a year earlier in Little Rock. MURDOCK RETURNS, MOTHERFUCKERS!

I hope the Vimeo media tag works. EDIT: YEA!