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Hank dies, Jessie turns heel, and Walter finds the cure for cancer. ... is a bullet to his temple.

... And reason enough to put Stephen Colbert in a paranoia-induced coma. A short-arm clothesline isn't a lariat; your dislike remains justified. "What," with a side of "huh?" Maybe for dessert, I'll try the "... the fuck?" She did this? I missed this news. Is ... is it creepy for me to hope she put it around her tailbone region? All kinds of weird feelings, for every new relationship she ever has, ever (I know that assumes a lot about Ms. Lee, but, hey, I knew a girl who tattooed her first name on her lower back, so ... I forgot my point ... I know there is one; can y'all work that out for yourself? ... SSRI withdrawal, thou art a mother of fuckers.)

Legit LOL'd (LLOL?).

Yes. That was fucking terrible, what I saw of it. I didn't even watch it, as I made my way through the set, because (since I hadn't seen it before) I already guessed the ending. To wit - a match for a World title shot, where the announcers cite, "9 of the world's best wrestlers," consisting of Nash, Hogan, Hart, Piper, Page, Warrior, Sting, Luger ... and fucking Stevie Ray. A Star Trek away team red shirt scenario if ever I saw one. Once I asked myself, "I wonder who pins Stevie Ray?" I realized I didn't give a shit.

Finished the WarGames set, which ended with the WarGames 2000 match, and ... my god. Out of context, with no clear reference to angles in play for that thing ... what a piece of shit. If there were 10 different moves done during the entire thing, you'd probably have to be rounding up to the nearest 10. At the end of the thing, I was almost offended ... bordering on pissed off at myself(!) ... for having been put through that. Definitely not a clusterfuck that can exist well in the vacuum of retrospect. When even your announcers make note of the absurdity of a premise that establishes the point of a wrestler having to scale to the top of three stacked cages to unhook a title, ladder match style, only to have the entire effort undone by first descending through the three cages and then escape the bottom cage - the bottom cage where an opponent can simply wait (having never scaled out of the first cage to begin with) and rob any wrestler of the title and then escape the cage himself ... what an offensive gimmick. Not Katie Vick offensive, not half-black half-white Roddy Piper offensive, but sensibility offensive. And, where serious pro wrestling scholarship is concerned, that's probably (arguably) the worst type of "offensive" there is.

So, you're saying the corpse doesn't even have to be warm? Curling irons are RIGHT THERE.

I did the yes thing in my lecture a couple of weeks back in Intro Psych. Even the pretty ladies was hip to the jive, pointing in the air and everything.

When asked for comment, Triple H said it was "best for business". SHOT! *thud*

Aw, I didn't see this so if I step on someone's shine I apologize: Comic writers take over booking wrestling. Then, Pillman, Guerrero and Benoit come back. ... now I'm bummed.

I wonder what a Warren Ellis TNA would be like. Other than the most fucking awesometacular .8 rated wrestling show EVAR!!!

Entrance music: Vince buys the rights to use De La Soul's "The Magic Number." "Three, that's the magic number/ Yes it is/ It's the magic number/ Somewhere in this sports entertainment community/ was born 3 - Heath, Drew and me, it's the magic number (wikka wikka what does it all mean)*" *Assumes Jinder Mahal is on the mic.

I think these TV writers are a waste of time, and comic book writers would really get the eyeballz.

I'm digging the War Games DVD set, but I'm curious, what's the quickest way to get fucked up via drinking game irresponsibility: 1. A shot for every nut shot? 2. A shot for every DDT? 3. A shot for every time a fresh entry on the face team comes off an Irish whip & clotheslines two heels simultaneously? Either way, 5 matches into the set would fuck you up to your soul.

Don't front that you wouldn't watch the fuck out of 'Stone Cold' Steve Autism.

On my original question about tag teams, weren't Steve Autism and Shawn Micheals champs under those conditions? Edit, to add: My phone is a funny fucker; I'm leaving the error as-is.

Question I'd like some help on: How many tag teams, comprised of two competitors to a singles title (World, US, TV, Intercontinental) who are begrudgingly paired for a match against the tag team title holders of the time, would go on to WIN said tag titles?

Short-I or long-I sound?

I'm stuck on him as a murderer on CSI. I think he beat a hooker to death with his gun, might have been Ellie Brass' hooker friend. Either way, he plays an exterminator on "Good Luck Charlie," which always makes me think, when he's called over in one episode about a gopher or something, that he's going to beat it to death with his gun ... after he fucks it. I hate "Good Luck Charlie."

I admit, I dug Lotts. I'm a sucker for those "you brought this on yourself" style promos. I also liked Sid's "please forgive me for what I'm about to do" one-liners. That AJ promo: I think some of the blame for that thing falling flat was the ending, where AJ's worked himself up into his emphatic declaration that he will be the NEXT TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, for Taz to shit on the previous 5 min with, "I hope not!" Heel or no, Taz shit on that promo for the TV audience. And as for fans screwing up promos and in-ring monologues, I think any argument on the "FOR" side can be ended with a clip of Bret Hart's return commentary after Owen died, where he's talking about his thoughts and plans for how he's going to continue on in the business that basically killed his brother, and some fan clear as a bell shouts, "HURRY UP!" You can see the love for wrestling poot out of Bret Hart's soul in that one moment; that's when, to bring this full circle, wrestling became, as AJ said in his promo, "just a job." (Tried to post the youtube video, but couldn't ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbw6efV5iXI at 6:50 is the asshole in question ...)

I watch a lot of kid's TV, because of my daughter, and baby-momma doesn't ever want to talk about anything except cleaning and getting a different job, so I want to vent a couple of things: 1) "Jessie" (Disney) - Fuck that Raavi kid. Terrible acting. Terrible terrible goddamn terrible. In the premise of the show, if I had adopted him, I'd be pissed at myself if I had lost the receipt. And I get the idea of the water lizard or whatever - along the same lines as having Perry be a platypus in "Phinea & Ferb" - but what a stupid idea, given how little of any of the shows revolve around the kids having a pet anyway. 2) "Good Luck Charlie (Disney) - Bridget Mendler looks disturbingly similar to this girl I dated in high school. I mean, the resemblence is freakin' uncanny. And did they add the neighbor and Teddy's best friend characters simply for the diversity? I think so ... And my wife does not believe me when I tell her that P.J.'s name is "Potty John." 3) "Dog with a Blog" (Disney) - The kid that plays Avery ... that girl can act. I swore that she was Beth Littleford's real kid, because there are scenes where Avery uses mannerism that are EXACTLY like the mom character, and you would assume that would only come with prolonged presence around each other. Adds a bit to the show. Also, me and the kid were watching "Good Luck Charlie," an early one, and the Avery kid played a role as the youngest son's classmate helping build a volcano for science class ... she has blond hair in "Dog with a Blog," but she was a brunette in "Good Luck Charlie," and my daughter kept swearing up and down that they were two separate actresses because they had different hair colors. No wonder the idea of a talking dog running its own website - despite the lack of opposable thumbs required to press the mouse buttons - appeals to her. And who read's Stan's blog, anyway? I guess he has to have something to put in his signature, when he posts in online forums ... One last thing: My god, does the dad in "Good Luck Charlie" look like he could be Triple H's freakin' dad?

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Hey, maybe Kurt wasn't driving under the influence, he was just wearing those ridiculous glasses and couldn't see the road.

They're not mutually exclusive though. Throwing himself off a cage also lead to "FOLEY IS MENTALLY UNSTABLE" comments, while preserving the body of a long dead creature could also lead to "FOLEY IS GOD" There are not enough likes in a day, available, for me to use here. Kudos.

Like, in the dog, when no one's watching ... or does this mean something else that I'm not aware of?

Yeah that's Dollar Tree shit there.