nate

I said, "sorry."

What I meant was, I was just toodling along, reading his autopsy casually (out of a morbid interest), when bam! There's the description of his meat & two veg, then it threw a light on, 1. Having read about his junk, that's probably going to intrude on my mind watching his matches, but then 2. What kind of ghoul reads autopsy reports for leisure? So, it wasn't as weird as you might have first thought ... um, sorry?

I have read Umaga's autopsy. It mentions his genitals; while I wasn't surprised, I also wasn't expecting it when I saw it. I was unable to watch Umaga's matches for a little over a year afterward.

Joe. HA!

Thanks. It just sounds like one of those "too disturbing to be true" kind of things, but ... yeah. Ugh.

I've heard a bunch of people in wrestling say hindu squats are mostly detrimental (especially in Gotch Bible quantities), but it's one of those things where you can find at least ten sources firmly supporting every possible position on the issue. Were those the squats that Austin Aries made that one ROH wrestling school student until he - if I remember the news article correctly - "pissed muscle tissue?" (Which, still, when I think about it ... I don't see how that works.)

Good god Briscoes + Darren Young Would that be >, <, or = the Diva search "bitch/ho/slut" shoot of 04?

Yeah, soon we also won't remember Lesnar shouting "Die Eddie Die, why won't you DIIIIIIIE?!"

Wait, I get it: Bryan's being punished because he's a "WRESTLER," not an "ENTERTAINER." One film where he's an ex-con dad teaching wrestling to a burnt out ex-cop hiding in an abandoned house wearing a sheep mask and hiding a three-foot dick in his coveralls, who kidnapped his Army wife (i.e. wife who's an enlisted officer) should do the trick.

And, yet, when ratings are in the shitter, slipping down the pipe even further with each episode, somehow Daniel Bryan will be to blame.

Just as well, what with Stamford and their thriving gay community ... place just begging for a hurricane to hit it.

Is Aero Star still wrestling? If so, is he still doing the arms-at-the-sides torpedo dive thru the ropes?

I think all wrestlers win, as they are simply contractors. Alternately, "Flapjack" Norton wins my vote, simply due to potential.

Sorry, lost track of this tread for some reason. It's a "perfect world" scenario, we'd all dig in the comps we own, find that one random thing that's just awesome/ hilarious/ bizarre, be it a lost classic four star match, crazy lucha sketch, JCP Road Warriors murder promo, botchamania type stuff etc. We'd all send that one thing in to a comp DVD maker, it gets compiled, bam, two discs, $15.

I thought the Doomsday Chamber, when it was promoted, was one of those "no one can try to win until all competitors are bleeding." I was disappointed when that wasn't the case at all. Nope, not at all.

Mine was Brutus. Now we're both bummed out.

I had a moment teaching last night, where I referred to professional wrestling - the R Truth "Fa-gs are evil" incident - in a lecture point about culture norms. Most every student was like, "Wrestling?" akin to how AJ Styles recoils, "The gay community?!??!" And I just emphatically clarified, "Professional wrestling, yes, 'wrestling?'" Dunno if that was "wrestling is stupid" or "you're a professor and you watch wrestling ... pretty cool."

I'm only human.Say, is that Bryan's dog? No, that's Bella.

I just hate that, because of exposure to the news coverage of this Miley Cyrus thing, I've now had to teach my 5yo daughter that it's not nice to call people "retarded." I've said this to friends, and they laugh, but there's actually MUCH about that situation that's very unfortunate. I just wish, for gods sakes, she'd stop the goddamn tongue wagging thing. The pictures showing the greyness of her tongue from her cigarette smoking is the god-awful worst.

For me, that trailer is like a food challenge on Fear Factor. See if you can make it to the end without puking.Do dry heaves count? If so ... didn't.

Sorry, but no; my money would be on Gillman. Ricou Browning FTW!

Pretty fucking wild given the time I spent browsing the WCW PPV threads on here and PWO while at work today. She ain't gonna do shit. This is the same fucking woman who once famously said that if she heard a "Fire Russo" chant at an event again, she'd fire someone else. She'll me a thousand times more likely to get finger-cuffed by Hogan and Bischoff, with Bischoff's kid filming, in the back of a 'vette that Hogan's kid is driving, while Serge plays Candy Crush in the passenger's seat, before she'll say a cross word to Hogan and Bischoff. And, it's 2013. When does it get to the point where someone points to Hogan and says, "YOU ... can get the fuck out, because no one cares about you anymore." I'd go out on a limb and say that, if they let AJ Styles go, you might possibly - - and I know it's been said before, but this is the first time I've ever even considered thinking this way, since TNA's birth - - consider that the death knell for the company. Not the biggest blow, but the signal that it's finally spiraling down the drain.

Shit I hope not. If that's what it is, just please don't tell 78% of my low country Intro Psych class that I'm just "frontin'." Edit: "Frontin'" is still a thing, right?

Yeah, I miss reading his departure articles when he would go from website to website. Scoops, 411wrestling, DOI, there was another one I'm forgetting, then his own blogspot I think. Each time riding the coattails of former glories.Edit: Replace "there was another one ..." w/ Inside Pulse.

I miss Hyatte, since we're talking about writers influencing hacks who cop their style.