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Richard Armitage has been cast as the Tooth Fairy. It's killing me that they haven't announced a return date yet. At this point, I'm guessing we don't see the new season until summer. Speaking of, a few slight spoilers have emerged regarding the structure of the new season. Nothing major, but will box it up in case.

I wonder if the live action parts at the end disqualified it.

Winston was recruited by Stanford coming out of high school.

Verisimilitude, bruh.

Tobey vs. Garfield would be fucking hilarious though, and you know you'd all buy a ticket to that shit, so...maybe that's not their worst idea? Tobey will be within spitting distance of 50 by 2020.

That can't be real. I mean, even before you get to the coked-out idea of a Tobey vs. Garfield movie, or Gwen Stacey coming back to life as Carnage (!?!?!?), you've got them estimating that the Sinister Six movie could make TWO BILLION DOLLARS. Nobody could really believe that.

I feel like I went through a rite of passage earlier today: got my first legendary drop, only to take it to the cryptarch and discover it was COMPLETELY FUCKING WORTHLESS because it was hunter gear and I'm a warlock.

In news probably unrelated to serial killers, Woody Allen is going to write and direct a series for Amazon.

And now come the reports that Cardale Jones is considering entering the draft. After 3 damn games. But it kinda makes sense. With his size and arm strength, he would certainly be drafted, in spite of the limited body of work. And if he elects to stay in college, there's no guarantee he won't be riding the pine behind Barrett again next season. And if he transfers to get away from that situation, he'll lose the year having to sit out anyway. Ohio State could go from having 3 great QBs to having 1 QB coming off a blown up knee.

Urb to Ohio State was just like Saban to Bama: It was a question of when they'd win the national title, not if. They're that good. The question now will be if the rest of the B1G has the testicular fortitude to catch up, or if they're just going to roll over and play dead for the next 10 years. Harbaugh to Michigan is a bold move. Riley to Nebraska and Chryst to Wisconsin are...not.

What about 10's Alabama? LOL. This was a rebuilding year with no secondary and a QB nobody thought could play and they still made the final four. They're not going away anytime soon. Although 2016 is the year everybody should be worried about.

Ohio State and TCU will probably be 1 and 2 in the preseason polls next year, too, if I had to guess. The Frogs have a ton of guys back also. Then probably Alabama at 3, just because.

Well, congrats, to Ohio State. I think you can still make the argument that they didn't actually deserve to make the final four based on merit, but no one can argue that they weren't playing the best football in the country these last few weeks.

Current serial killer shows in order of quality (in my opinion) Hannibal Bates Motel Fargo True Detective The Fall ... ... The Following I'm still waiting on season two of BATES to hit Netflix. I thought season 1 was up by the holidays last year. Not sure what the delay is.

Yep, Ohio State has dominated the line on both sides of the ball, as I said they would. And I'm afraid I've got some more BAAAAAAD NEEEWWWSS: Ohio State will be the consensus preseason #1.

I feel like we hear about Oregon's improved defense every year. Media needs to give it up.

The offense changed. When Barrett was playing, it was more of that quasi-single wing offensive philosophy where everything is designed to feature the QB, like Tebow at Florida. When he went out, and with a somewhat unknown commodity at QB, they went to more of a straight forward, power rushing/play action passing game. Essentially, he went from being a complementary piece to being asked to shoulder the load, and obviously, he was up for it.

Elliott even has Mark Ingram's square head.

OSU just keeps running that same counter off the jet sweep action, and Oregon has nothing for it.

If you're Ohio State, I don't know why you do anything but give it to Elliott. Oregon has no answer for him even when they know it's going nowhere else but him.

Oregon can't say the bounces didn't go their way tonight.

No, he's actually pretty good at it. The SEC network gameday show was much better than the mothership this season, and he was a big part of it.

That's because it could be as bad as 35-10 if not for a couple fumbles. Ohio State has been dominant.

Oregon is lucky this isn't 28-7 right now.

Yeah, that's who they are. That's also why they don't have more championships than they do. That videogame shit often doesn't play in big games.