Josh Mann

I'm really curious who gets the ball for Game 1. Obviously the Indians go with Kluber but the Cubs can go with either Lester, Jake or Lackey. And you can make a case for any of them.

I'm not crying you're crying. SHUT UP!

The Lions actually played defense.

I concede next week vs. the Steelers right the fuck now.

I don't want to say it was the most joyless Dolphins win I've experienced in my lifetime, but it's on the list.

Born at the end of a lightnin bolt, baybay. (And no, I didn't repeat this from Pete's Facebook page. Why do you ask?)

Vince Russo is a shitty writer who has killed more shows than Ted McGinley, but I just wish him to not do said writing anymore, not murdered. #HackLivesMatter

Oh good god don't watch what happens to Marshall's knee.

Talking Smack Daniel Bryan has replaced Poland as history's greatest doormat

And Haley is 100% exploiting the fuck out of that.

The Redskins really could have paid someone the league minimum to not cover Antonio Brown.

Kelvin Benjamin is looking like Megatron 2.0. His return could not look any more impressive and I hate myself for not drafting him. Also, Mike Shula is getting a bit of payback after taking all the shit in February. It's not something I'm used to saying.

I believe they irritated a Cam.

That Revival beatdown was so NWA on the Superstation-like it was ridiculous. There wasn't anything about that which wasn't fucking amazing, from them, to the announce work to Ciampa giving them the Brando "One Eyed Jacks" stare before eating one last shot. On any other show, Aries would have ran away with Best Promo Segment. But not on this show.

Give Miz someone like Styles or Sami or Cesaro, he will hold up his end, period. That's been shown. Give him Apollo Crews and he will not be able to perform miracles, period. That has also been shown.

You know the words, sing along!

That knee that broke Joe's jaw was a lot like Nak's entrance: There was some extra violins on it. Good night, everybody!

That clicking you hear from the Dallas sideline is Tony Romo doing a Google search of "Wally Pipp"

So did you hear the one about the team who traded up to take a kicker in the second round, only to watch him shank a PAT?

One good thing about NXT is that there's never any shortage of security guards.

I can see how working more of a WWE-friendly style would benefit him having seen only a little of his Japan stuff. WWE style is a little less of having to prove how stiff you're capable of being and once that part of it is no longer a competition, he looks like his other stuff is tighter. The first match was masterful storytelling where it was the cagier Tajiri trying to make it a mat-based match to ground a younger, faster opponent and only when Metalic was able to create openings to fly could he do so. And Mauro/DB I don't think even brought that point up just out of the sheer obviousness of it. And you know when effing AmDrag is stumped on submission moves that they were pulling out some shit from the back of the playbook.

Ibushi brought Cedric up to his level. You could see it happen before your eyes as the match progressed. And I wasn't spoiled on the result, and it was a situation where you could make a case for either one winning so that ridonkulous finishing sequence was all the more suspenseful.

Joe stiffed the fuck out of Mojo the whole 10 minutes. Which I'm OK with. I will say this. Mojo pitter patters too much and he took all the oxygen out of Full Sail, but he took his asskicking like a man.

It was this guy's fault: