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Sex Machine Gun

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  1. https://youtu.be/ekTkImDynNM?si=iDc_qY1Pgb2T1wtT Happy Wrestlemania weekend everyone, let's have a good time.
  2. I meant more she didn't have a Mania defense and is trying to win another belt instead.
  3. It really is a riot how they bothered to make a women’s IC belt and then not even have the champ have a defense, when you have about fifteen thousand hours of content to produce.
  4. I thought we just did this last night!
  5. Can't add much that hasn't been said but that crowd was deathly quiet for looooong periods last night. Either Adam Cole or Daniel Garcia or both could have exploded during their match and it would have seemingly only gotten a momentary "huh, so that happened."
  6. Glad I wasn't the only one, I barely remember the rest of the segment because I was laughing so much.
  7. I didn't know where else to post this, but I had some of Goldberg's cousins on one of my tours today (I'm a tour guide at the Boeing factory in Everett, WA). It was funny because one of them said they were from Calgary and I said "ah, the home of my favorite wrestler ever" which made them go "uh oh, Goldberg is our cousin!" I was floored, especially when they said the kid with them was originally supposed to be celebrating his birthday at Goldberg's house but was there instead. They were super cool people and it took all the effort in the world to not ignore everyone else and just pepper them with questions. I can claim outdrawing Goldberg with his own family now, proud of that.
  8. I watch WWE main roster stuff but when Swerve appeared at Revolution 2022 I had NO idea who he was. Good thing I was there live and could ask people around me why this was a big deal.
  9. Christian is an IDIOT.
  10. If I were Cody I would have been insulted by the truck that Rock was presenting as a gift. Cody would look like the biggest dork in history driving around in something with his name plastered on the hood. There has to be some way to pump just enough knockout gas into arenas to sedate the crowd and prevent them from giving Rock a big initial pop when he appears. Maybe no pops equals no Rock and I wish they'd try because everything grinds to a halt and loses all focus whenever he shows up.
  11. I've already sent that to multiple people and I'm sad that I'm not having anyone over today because I'd use that as the TV backdrop.
  12. "BUT WHICH SIDE WILL HE BOMB?" I forgot about last year's event besides Joe getting strapped up. Genuine blank.
  13. Fuck lawyers, this is AEW: Where the Best Throw Goddamn Chairs at Each Other and Fight Things Out. (someone rushes up and whispers in his ear) What do you mean, "none of those people are around?" No wonder they're tanking!
  14. Excuse me, I believe it's pronounced Harleygram.
  15. There was one guy specifically who must have been right on top of a crowd mic because I heard him yell random crap like this multiple times. No way it doesn't get a compilation on the next Botchamania.
  16. Huh, wonder why I thought I'd heard his name at least once. Must've just been IWC chatter.
  17. I can't fully hate on a guy who pulled Veda Scott. Okay, real response: Speedball's another guy I don't know much about or why anyone would be especially upset with him since I don't know any non-WWE/AEW wrestlers. He's been on AEW a couple of times I think but it didn't leave an impression.
  18. The irony is that despite allllll the content they have, they still can't get their YouTube clips right which is primarily how I keep up with things since I'm on the west coast and never get to see things live. AEW is good at posting matches and their aftermath but not so much with backstage stuff. Interviews, angles, it's as if to qualify for their channel it has to at least take place partially in the arena. If it weren't for wrestling accounts on Instagram I would have missed so many promos. Hey(EW) is a national treasure though.
  19. Too many little things added up that killed my enjoyment of this episode. MJF in his lair, OC speaking, Kamille being treated like shit, flimsy walls, graphics for matches showing up before the challenge is even finished, Swerve getting jumped like an idiot, and so on. Everything in the first hour flowing together was nice but I really couldn't care about much of it. Also: WE GET IT YOU ALL USED TO SLEEP ON EACH OTHERS' COUCHES AND IN YOUR CARS
  20. Hold up, I wanna flesh out this Crisis on Infinite Earths idea. It has to have territories and time periods all be different universes. Who would be the Monitor and Anti-Monitor? Is Pariah just a melange of fans over time, doomed to watch beloved promotions fade and fail? I think we could figure this out.
  21. QT's gonna feel the boom.
  22. They *must* have more goodies in the deal besides the $50M a pop they're paid for the shows. I mean, you gotta fly a couple hundred people over, take care of lodging for the week, pay for allllllll that pyro/setup, and I don't think I've ever heard anyone ever say what the gate for one of these was or if WWE even gets a cut of the ticket sales. Are the tickets even like, sold as normal events are? I bet they do well on merch at least, probably don't have to pay for the venue either. A stadium show halfway across the world is expensive and it isn't even like they get PPV revenue from it. It's all financially fascinating to me and that's ignoring the obvious geopolitical elements. Did we ever find out the real reason they weren't allowed to leave the one time?
  23. Even if Buddy loses to Cole, he's still the real winner when he goes home. That Mariah May/Anna Jay segment was hilarious to me because Daniels showed up INSTANTANEOUSLY when Anna tried to fight Mariah. It was like Daniels and Anna Jay were walking side-by-side a second earlier.
  24. Hook's name would be Tyler.
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