Octopus

Especially after Tony Schiavone (allegedly) asks you not to.

I wish there was more Jumbo vs Bockwinkel matches I could read reviews of after these shows.

Respect your opinion, as always. I was very pro-shirt. The take off double swerve made me pop.

It’s difficult to buy PPV’s back to back. I’m assuming they’re making money. Plus side, first Forbidden Door made tv awkward but the second go around it was a tad better (mostly injures but I think storytelling got jumbled outside of that, if I recall correctly). So next year I have a higher bar but who know, it could be neat.

Forbidden Door: Autumn!!!!!!!! I hope we get a large Antonio Inoki Cup

Tony Khan said some really well said things on second chances. Coming back from a point when so many of their top people were injured. He’s easy to tease but I’m cheering for him!

Nope. OC vs Penta. Winner of that faces Mox. OC beat Yuta twice and pinned Claudio so he wants to beat Mox next. Penta’s brother was put in the hospital by Mox. I’m guessing we get a 3-way at the PPV.

I mean, it is a T-Shirt company after all

All In returns to Wembley next year? Pretty ballsy

Can we have a separate thread for Jungle Boy being an idiot?

YeAh BuT tHeRe’S fOuR oF tHeM

Sizzle & Steak!!!!!

Username enjoyment part 2: @Log being both the quantum opposites to @Dog and the Matt E to @Matt D @Sparkleface reminds me of in Twilight that one time the vampire walks into sunlight. @NoFistsJustFlips is thigh slappin good @GuerrillaMonsoon is legit clever and I’m there wasn’t a CHIKARA or Indy wrestler named that. @The Natural is aptly named. Dustin Rhodes level cool. I like that @just drew doesn’t try to be anything more than himself. He’s just Drew. @JLowe and @Gordlow both have excellent username tributes to Jennifer Lopez.

You leave your diary under my side of the bed!

I haven’t! That is my new mission. I have a buddy that I’ll bbq with (I do ribs and he does the pork butt or brisket) maybe twice a year and he loves making kimchi or going to Asian markets and getting pretty good stuff like that. So my kimchi experience is limited to either like a cold dish or a topping to some type of bbq (pulled pork usually)

You ever have kimchi? I’d go back and forth (maybe throw in sauerkraut) for variety.

I like slaw. Side or topping. Got a BBQ sandwich? Slaw it. God bless a good SlawDog. spread it out though. I’m not an everyday coleslawer

Hmmmm, a bunch of good ones on here. @LoneWolf&Subs is maybe tops. Saying @John from Cincinnati or @Dolfan in NYC makes me feel like I’m a radio host. @Curt McGirt reminds me of when the Wu Tang got drafted by the Asian Delegation. @Burgundy LaRue has a really nice flow to the user name. So does @Elsalvajeloco @ohtani's jacket might be the best clothing related name. @Nice Guy Eddie gets his name from either the Gilmore Girls or Arthur. I’m sure of it. @Shartnado is a classic. @zendragon is both chill but mighty hmmmm, I’m sure I’m forgetting other fun ones.

teaching lil Octopus the way of the Funk

Less Rodman and more Shaq

Waiter, there must be a mistake. My endless delicious Buffalo boneless wings came with seasoned to perfection fries and a tiny plastic cup of creamy yet perfectly lightly crunchy coleslaw. There must be a mistake. No? You mean the service is great and the deals are mind boggling? Wow, what a deal.

After a long double shift down at the coal mine shipyard, my body was weak. Half broken mental. Half broken physically. Half broken spiritually. I’m one and a half broken. But I must carry on. I must provide for my family. After a successful session of family provisions and lil Octopus being put to bedtime. Wife is gonna relax and do some wife thing. I must venture out and hunt for my own food. My family is safe and sound, but will I be? Only time can tell. I must journey out and find sustenance. God be with my. God keep me safe. I need her with me on my journey. there I am. A one-man Four Horsemen. Octopus ready to ride out. Walking for miles and miles. Through terrain and woods. Concrete jungle and spooky swamps. After hours in the desert of dry mouth torment, I begin to hallucinate. I see images of past enemies and future monsters. I must remain strong and venture forward. I must find food. Reasonably priced but flavor fit to please the whole neighborhood. A place where I could order a cowboy burger, a bourbon street steak, or delicious appetizers like mozzarella sticks or bottomless boneless wings. A place like that couldn’t exist. That would be too perfect. wait….no….it couldn’t be. I see a mirage off in the distance….something to hood to be real….wait… it is….dear lord…lord Jesus Christ….Mary Mother of God….it is…. the floor is open for questions!!!!!

Heartbreaking. Absolutely heartbreaking

Absolutely shocked. In the face of often weird bookings, Bray Wyatt always managed to become massively over time and time again. The Fiend w/ Firefly Funhouse was an one of a kind all time series of segments. The Cena cinematic match was truly special. This is a big loss to professional wrestling.