Fuzzy Dunlop

The fuck is this Eder guy up front for Portugal? They may as well have brought on the physio's magic sponge and played it up front because that guy is dog shit, has a 50 pence piece for a foot and can trap a ball further than I can kick it. You could see Ronaldo losing his temper with him every time the ball bounced off his foot into row Z. Not that Ronaldo's been great either, I know he's not fit but neither was Suarez and he stomped the shit out of the English the other night. Dear Mr Van Gaal, I know Nani scored tonight but can you ship him off to whatever team is crazy enough to pay more than 27p for him? K, thanks, bye. As I type, someone scores. Happened again. Holy shit, last kick or head or whatever of the match.

Speaking of Martin O'Neill and ITV: http://youtu.be/rTYwbXaFyxE Damn shame Roy Keane couldn't have been arsed because him, Strachan and O'Neill would been tremendously fantastic and fantastically tremendous.

Martin O'Neill is knocking it out of the fucking park on the ITV panel. More of him, less of...everyone else.

Cameramen were like TNA cameramen just now. Ah, fuck it, just let him have the goal.

Agreed on wanting a Mr Wrench appearance although, in saying that, I do miss the Wrench/Numbers partnership. I liked that they didn't even bother their arses teaching Adam Goldberg and the other dude sign language and just went 'fuck it, just improvise' so they started waving their hands around and whatnot. Cracked up at Molly's '....the other one now?!' when she heard about the 2nd Mrs Nygaard. Not sure if the Fox/Rabbit/Cabbage puzzle was a deliberate reference (probably not) to the training day Fox/Chicken/Grain scenes from The Office but I found it funny anyway considering Freeman and all. I had kinda thought we were going to find out Malvo was involved in the '78 thing but then Lou didn't recognise him and that and it didn't go anywhere.

Comeback's on.

The ball is bigger than Valbuena is, it's like he's playing football with an exercise ball. Dude I know swore blind Spain would go out in the group stages and France would win the World Cup. I dismissed him as a raving lunatic and punched him in the testicles, shows what I know. I know it's not the most difficult group but they're looking good. I was digging Costa Rica already but then I heard Wanchope was their assistant manager and they're now my new favourite team. Speaking of Italy-Costa Rica, Gary Lineker wore an Italy shirt throughout it but then had taken it off by full time. It was both tragic and hilarious. I would never have thought that two assists from Gerrard could bring such joy this season. Strangely, no scapegoats yet for a country that's been moaning about ifs and buts and maybes for 50 years and singling out shit like Ronaldo's eyelid for costing them tournaments. There's a weird positivity in a couple of articles I've read, I'm not sure if it's because Hodgson has pals in the press or some shit but, I dunno, was there any cause for optimism for England coming out of this World Cup? Uruguay were kinda average too but Uruguay have Suarez and England don't and an 80% fit Suarez dicks all over any English player.

The Brazilians going all unplugged and acapella for the national anthem will never ever get old.

Where he was the only dude in whole fleet who didn't wear a helmet and who was all but your grace, hundreds will die. No, thousands? That shit was great. I have increasingly felt as though fuck you and fuck the dragons you rode in on too, Stannis is the deserving one in this.

I like that American fans above are the complete opposite of how Sunderland fans would be there.

I do feel as though Stannis sitting on the Iron Throne and Davos as Hand of the King spending about 5 minutes during an episode just introducing him as 102 different variations of Something of Something would be the greatest thing ever on this show.

Shit, didn't even have time to finish my traditional pre-match ball scratching before the Americanskis scored. Savage is talking shit about Dempsey not singing their national anthem. Maybe he's shy? Maybe he's sensitive about his terrible singing voice?

Actually, now that you mention it, I feel like I'm being a shitbird and imagining negative reaction towards Stannis, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Noun of the Noun, Adjective of the Adjective, Something of the Something and all round stand up guy. Or maybe dudes spend more time talking about the red lady's arse. Which is fair enough I suppose. But, yeah, Davos is pretty much in my top, I dunno, 6 favourite characters in this too. Random, probably really stupid question for book readers so tell me if it's a really stupid question but is Hodor a Clegane? I feel like it would be tremendous if he was.

Stannis? I might be the only guy out there who thinks Stannis is awesome. I hope he wins in the end. Of course, might be slightly biased as most of his scenes usually have Liam Cunningham in them and that guy is tremendously good.

Who had Nigeria-Iran as 1st draw of the World Cup? This is the drizzlers. Based on my posting thus far in this thread, watch this finish 4-3. Why am I such a twatface that I think using 'Moves like Dejagah' about the Iran/Fulham dude is HYSTERICAL? The answer is because I'm a twatface. The Argies going all nWo and shit and invading the Maracana last night was tremendous, them and Brazil in the final would be pretty much insane.

'The process may change him...somewhat.' Dude's changed twice already... There was a Maester hiding behind that rock, right? RIGHT?!?! God damn you George RR Martin. Great series, although not nearly enough Dame Diana for my liking and now that Charles Dance died in the shithouse (his greatest indignity since Ali G Indahouse. See video below, that actually happened, you're actually seeing that with your eyes) we won't get any verbal jousting between them next series. Not enough Varys too (agreed on his 'ah shit' look at the end though) so I'm glad to see him and Tyrion are next series' awesome double act. Unless that rogue dragon teams up with Arya or some shit.

Dammit, Liverpool and Celtic are supposed to be in love with each other, why can't we all just get along? I mean, shit:

From what I've read, I had thought Iran were going to be jobbers in that group but they're not as bad as I'd heard. I know Queiroz is their manager and they're supposed to be quick and technical and whatnot...I mean, shit, way this World Cup has gone so far, they could win the whole goddamn thing. Ok, probably not but probably still more so than England.

Lawrenson has his uses to be fair, you can get shitfaced taking a shot every time he say 'moe-ment' for instance. Even if his personality is moaning twat too, at least it's something more than Townsend offers. I still find that staggering, there's a billion and three ex-footballers out there and yet somehow Andy Townsend got that gig.

Will be... That being said, also completely ignoring the criteria and going with a 20 year old character, Clint in Unforgiven is hard to beat. I'm not saying that a bunch of different great actors couldn't have played William Munny but Eastwood is so intrinsically linked with the history of Westerns that there's nobody else you could imagine in the role.

There's actually a bunch of high flying, highly paid chaps at ITV who sat down one day and decided that ANDY TOWNSEND should be their go-to guy for co-commentary. It beggars belief.

So, yeah, the Americans will be lucky to finish 4th in that group. Pearce was his usual shit on a stick during the France match, trying desperately to create a controversy over the goal and the goal line technology where there wasn't a controversy to be had. The 1st one hit the post and didn't go over the line, then it hit the keeper and went over the line. It wasn't difficult, you knob cheese. Go back to Robot Wars. I've thoroughly liked the World Cup so far but been unimpressed with the BBC and the ITV coverage. They have a shitload of dudes paid to speak but who say fuck all. I mean, Jesus, Kevin Kilbane/Martin Keown/Andy Townsend/Clarke Carlisle as your co-commentators? All of them together don't add up to a single personality. Messi is the Goddamn strangest thing, guy is a genius then it doesn't happen for him at World Cups. Watch him score a hat trick now. EDIT - Yep, he scored.

The 'Bra-zil Bra-zil' song they're using on ITV's coverage got annoying 4 days ago and the World Cup wasn't even on 4 days ago. I know he's World Cup winning captain Fabio Cannavaro and all but he's offering fuck all squared to ITV's coverage as well and the less said about the embarrassment that is Ian Wright the better too. Could do with begging Roy Keane to make a dramatic run-in to save their coverage. Not that the BBC is much better, I've never seen a guy who says so many words but says so very little the way Shearer does. That guy is dogshit. Draw between the Mexicans and the Colombians for best fans so far. Edit - When I type something, someone scores...Italy 1-0. Then I edit this and the English score.

Billy Bob Thornton in this episode was, well: Probably his best episode yet for me. Him and Freeman have ridiculously good chemistry too. The actress who played Linda did a crapload with relatively few scenes, I thought Lester to be the worst human being on the planet for sending her to death even more so than Malvo for actually, you know, killing her. A Stephen Root appearance is always a plus for me too.

I always like dejected fans looking miserable and then they spot themselves on the big screen and they're all 'YEEAAAHH I'M ON TV!!!!'