Dolfan in NYC

I can totally see Goddell with Trump in a conference room, bringing up a picture of the NFL shield, and screaming at him like he's the Jewish professor in American History X

Yeah, but there are armbands for that. Though to be fair, it may be because he wants quick access to pause his music whenever AJ speaks. Also, y'all would know better than me, but AJ doesn't look pregnant at all.

And at 43 years, 3 days, Fayrd Mondragon is the oldest player to ever play in a World Cup match. Awesome.

BRING ON URUGUAY!

Point of order: I live in Astoria and I value my life. Yes. Yes you do. HELLAS! HELLAS! HELLAS! That Greek restaurant in front of Bareburger is probably going crazy right now. That paired with Colombia being ahead? This is going to be a fun night if these results hold.

Point of order: I live in Astoria and I value my life. Yes. Yes you do.

PENALTY SHOT [edit] Dance motherfucker, dance! Yeehaw.

Whoo boy, did he pick the wrong person... GTA is going to be fun tonight. Anyway....

I always thought of them just playing along with my lyrics to the song. "Tazz. Tazz. Tazz. Tazz." "Tazz. Tazz. Tazz. Tazz." "Tazz. Tazz. Tazz. Tazz." "Tazz. Tazz. Tazz. Tazz." beep beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Repeat X ∞

Oh come on, you don't want to see the movie that essentially ended LaBouef's career?

Poster for Brad Pitt's next movie: No trailer yet, but the featurette on Youtube makes it look like Saving Private Ryan without Private Ryan, or saving.

On this date, 7 years ago... Absolutely nothing happened.

GIFS EVERY DAY. UNTIL THIS SITUATION IS RESOLVED.

There are two opinions about the new music: 1) The new music kicks 203 flavors of ass, and 2) the wrong opinion.

Roman Reigns and the Wyatts backstage.

Good lord son. What is wrong with you.

It speaks to how much they like Vickie that they let her get more over on Stephanie on her way out than anyone has since Jericho called her a trashbag whore. Was I the only one bored by the main event? Kane's addition means less than nothing. I'm still guessing Cena walks out with the belt, but that's like betting the 1/5 favorite in a horserace. The other ladder match is far more intriguing as they could do: - Kofi finally fulfilling his promise (with eventual heel turn) - Rollins keeping on plowing through competition - Ambrose exacting sweet deadly revenge on Rollins - BNB making mush of every other idiot's stupid fucking faces - Ziggler making it all the way back to the main event - RVD --- lol, no. However, the greatest thing ever... Naomi's GREEN SPARKLY LIPSTICK. I swear to god, I thought the graphic said Paige was facing this:

And the flood gates open

Not to mention that they also got away with a blatant foul a second before.

The Bad Guys Won is one of the best sports books I've ever read. Highly recommended.

Well. That looked easy.

From what I remember, the real number was somewhere around 140. Either way, it was late 90's WCW, there was more accuracy coming from Baghdad Bob than there was out of that place.