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Everything I've ever read is that they get a few months in NXT to get used to camera positions, ring size, and learn WWE production cues. She's almost assuredly not there for character development and reps. She's Ricky Starks/Saints, not a gymnastics senior from UCF

That's straight from DC's website and you can just tell from all of the qualifiers and modifiers that these two paragraphs gave a writer and an editor a headache the size of Hawkworld.

baseball is stupid why do i bother.

Btw, Pittsburgh had been talking to Miami about Jonnu Smith, this morning they leaked to Schefter that they were out. BUT THEN.... TE Donald Parham Jr. was done for the year with a torn Achilles he suffered during OTA's. And then of course, yeah, they're talking again. Guessing they balked at Miami's price and now got their hand forced. We'll see what becomes of this.

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THE FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS Starring Pedro Pascal, Vanessa Kirby, Ebon Moss-Bachrach, and Joseph Quinn Directed by Matt Shakman (WandaVision, Cut Bank, Game of Thrones) Premieres July 25, Tickets on sale now. --- Ya, it was time to open this.

Bunch of new posters: Alan Tudyk has the stupidest career lol. Good for him.

At least 15 former Indiana University men's basketball players are alleging they were improperly sexually assaulted by the IU team physician. Their allegations note that then coach Bobby Knight (along with various other AD officials) was aware of the allegations.

Everything I've ever read is that they get a few months in NXT to get used to camera positions, ring size, and learn WWE production cues. She's almost assuredly not there for character development and reps. She's Ricky Starks/Saints, not a gymnastics senior from UCF

The shareholders of WBD have symbolically voted against David Zaslav's compensation package. Normally this would lead to the executive's resignation, but... Well it's Zaslav, which means he's he's probably burning master films of Porky Pig as retaliation.

DO IT DOLAN YOU FUCKING COWARD.

You wake up late for school, man you don't want to go... You ask you mom, please? but she still says, no. Hey, lots of stuff happened last week. Like, did you know this week's show is 4 hours long? Also Toni reminded us she's bi (oh, and also the champ) You missed two classes, and no homework, but your teacher preaches class like you're some kind of jerk. Seriously though.... 4 hours long? That seems to bear repeating! Also, Swerve and Will Ospreay don't appear to be best friends: You gotta fight for your right to party! Man.... Did you know this week's show is 4 hours long? You better be ready to switch out your VCR tape! (Why would your mother be jealous of your loud music that she clearly dislikes? RIP Adam, 13 years gone.) Enjoy the week! [ED. NOTE - I'll use my Thekkla (Tekkla?) title next week. Maybe.]

WWE/AAA are bringing in, for some reason, Savio Vega for this show.

What if an NBA team decided to make the most mid jersey ever?

The Rockies finally got their 10th win yesterday against.... oh... God damn it. ...the Marlins.

Gunner Rivers visited Texas yesterday as he decides where to go next year. He is the oldest of Philip Rivers' kids. Due to Philip's.... prolificness... we'll be hearing variations of this story from now through the early 2040s.

Well if he is racist, then he (ALLEGEDLY) may have just lost one of his cohorts. Valhalla (Sarah Logan) revealed she's been released via contract expiration as well.

To wit, the WOR report is, HHH made the call to drop Truth and Carlito himself.

Thankfully, the Eagles' run is over.

(This does not appear to be a good thing.)

El WWE compro al AAA y mando el pedazo de mierda campeon que ellos tenian al infierno! Pero ahora es tiempo a ver quien es el mejor! AAA o NXT! Este sabado en YouTube... Worlds Collide~ LA PROGRAMA~! PARA EL AAA MEGA CAMPEONATO - El Hijo del Vikingo (c) c. Chad Gable FATAL 4 WAY PARA EL CAMPEONATO NORTE AMERICANO DE NXT - Ethan Page (c) vs. Je'Von Evans vs. Laredo Kid vs. Rey Fénix Stephanie Vaquer and Lola Vice vs. Chik Tormenta and Dalys Legado Del Fantasma (Escobar / Angel / Berto) vs. El Hijo de Dr. Wagner Jr., Pagano, y Psycho Clown Latino World Order (Lee / del Toro / Wilde) vs. Octagón Jr., Aero Star, y Mr. Iguana

I've been downhearted, baby, I've been down-I've been downhearted, baby... Ever since the day we met, ever since the day we met. Been a bit of a sad week for WWE fans. R Truth has been given his walking papers, same with Carlito. THAT'S NOT COOL! Jan lays down and wrestles in her sleep, moonlight spills on comic books and superstars in magazines. An old friend calls and tells us where to meet... Her plane takes off from Baltimore and touches down on Bourbon Street. However, the show must go on and this week, we get two big PLEs. Worlds Collide and Money in the Bank! This sounds like a week CPA's will love! We sit outside and argue all night long, aout a god we've never seen, but never fails to side with me. Sunday comes, and all the papers say, Ma Teresa's joined the mob, unhappy with her full-time job. BUT... there's still room for one more person in each Money in the Bank ladder match! AND maybe another match as well? (With any luck EGA wins and Punk/Styles have a banger of a match at the PLE that Dave will begrudgingly give *** to!) (Few lines hit harder than "...about a God we've never seen, but never fails to side with me.") Enjoy the week!

Columbia pulled a shocker and beat Miss St in the opener. (And then got crushed by Miami 14-1, and Miss St 8-1) Oh well. Miami vs. Mississippi State for the right to go to Omaha tonight.