Dolfan in NYC

WE ARE BACK~! Hockey starts today at checks notes 5pm ET(??) as the defending champion Carolina Hurricanes take on the former champion Florida Panthers! But if you attend, be sure to check your potty mouth at the door!

Please be a parody account....

Meanwhile, in Tampa, Baker is about to have Grok tell him all about Wally Pipp. Baker has a messed up thumb, out 3-4 weeks.

40 is the guy who lines up on the weak side of the QB who's complaining about never getting the ball after missing his assignment 4 plays in a row. (Hi, former OG/OT here. I still hate you Bobby Espinel. Undersized jerk.)

Giants price is a 5 next year. Also, before Rippa bans us all, it's been my pleasure being your Admin

Reminder there was no penalty called on this play:

THE CHASE BEGINS!

All 7 FBS Florida teams won last weekend, only the second time in history that's happened.

Sandy Alcantara threw the first pitch of the Marlins season, and the last of the season. I have to imagine it's been a while since that happened. Picks up his 3rd save of the season.

Florence never having done a play... tracks.

Again, that reveal at the end makes me want at least 5 more episodes this season. So, thanks a lot Stranger Things for once again fucking things up for us all. The suicide angle just doesn't seem to track. I guess the final bridge is what's taken Hal from Halogram to 2016 Hal (plus years of prison leading to '26 Hal). And I'm next to positive that the sheriff's son killed Hal. (Or thinks he did.)

Realized I'd misspelled his name. So, that's fixed now. It's also hard to find something that shows his real personality. I think this clip may come close

🎼 Here comes the woman, with the look in her eye, raised on leather, with flesh on her mind. Words as weapons, sharper than knives, makes you wonder, how the other half die? Other half die... Makes you wonder, wonder, wonder. I was gonna make this a quick thread, but then I saw SNL UK did a funny with Cody & Punk: 👿Here come the man, with the look in his eye. Fed on nothing, but full of pride. Look at them go, look at them kick, makes you wonder, how the other half live... Expect some kind of quick tribute tonight to the clearly beloved, recently passed Ben Satterley (known on this thread as Neville) Make sure the people you love, know it. Enjoy the week

Tributes coming in from all over, this one seems particularly poignant

A leaker is reporting R*'s next game after GTA 6 will be a sequel to LA Noire. Tentatively coming up in 2030. (God I hate that's only 4 years away)

Thread started. Please post there

Fuck...

A reminder that while Rippa talks tough, momma bear (me) is the one that will actually maul you

And American stadia aren't much better

Darien Mensah has 14 touchdowns in his first 4 games. This pairs quite nicely with the 12(!) incompletions he's thrown. 94 for 106.