Dolfan in NYC

...jesus christ lol

NYR announcer Sam Rosen has said he will retire at the end of the season.

When they kick at your front door, how you gonna come? With your hands on your head or on the trigger of your gun? Well, I'm back from vacation and let's check in on AEW... hmm... says here "MJF wins lol", Christian Cage was a cheeky monkey, and Deonna Purrazzo may be dead. Sweet. When the law break in, how you gonna go? Shot down on the pavement or waiting in death row? Well, this week, we've got a couple of title matches because why not... I swear, I legit cannot tell the difference between May and Storm in some pictures. Also, Undisputed Era explodes. You can crush us, you can bruise us...But you'll have to answer to, oh-oh, the guns of Brixton! Two weeks to London! (Joe died way too young. Also, Google seems to think this is reggae. I... don't think that's right? But... maybe?)

Imane Khelif, now unburdened by trying to win her gold medal, has decided to sue.... pretty much everyone for calling her a man. https://www.espn.com/olympics/story/_/id/40819583/imane-khelif-files-complaint-due-abuse-gender-paris-olympics

The WWE celebrates Labor Day... by going to a place where it's celebrated 4 months earlier! Guten tag from Germany! (I wish I knew any more German than that, guten nacht, and Wo ist die toilette? Though I think depending on where you are in Deutschland, they use WC or Service. Stupid Europe.) ... DIE KARTE~! FOR THE UNDISPUTED WWE CHAMPIONSHIP - Cody Rhodes (c) vs. Kevin Owens ** FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP - GUNTHER (C) vs. Randy Orton FOR THE WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP - The Unholy Union (Fyre / Dawn, c) vs. Bianca Bel Air and Jade Cargill MIXED TAG MATCH - The Terror Twins (Priest / Ripley) vs. The Judgment Day (Mysterio / Morgan) STRAP MATCH - CM Punk vs. Drew McIntyre -- ** GUNTHER and Orton will swap shows if Orton wins the championship (lol). Updated as officially announced.

Just imagine how annoyed Huey Lewis was when he heard it.

For those who didn't see, during their annual convention thing this weekend, Disney announced almost 20 new movie and TV projects. Including, "Josh Gad Needs An Infinity Pool" (or Frozen III )

Sometimes you can forget that while all major leaguers are certifiable psychopaths, some are at least cute about it:

Whoever makes a "Riding on the Metro" joke before I get to is getting banned.

In other news, Chase Claypool is done for the year in Buffalo.

SRS is reporting that (though not confirmed) that Jacob Fatu's injury is a work. The theory is it's cover for him not being allowed to enter Germany. (You know, him being banned from the EU makes me think he's more terrifying than ever)

Also, Carlito vs. Damien Priest and American Made vs. American Alpha. Oh, also this...

From getting their asses kicked by 1010 WINS to getting their asses kicked by The FAN. That being said, they were a dinosaur in a field of dinosaurs, so something probably had to be done.

Back from my cruise of Greece & Croatia. Lots of fun with the family, but the next to last night, we were all woken at 4:30am or so by a loud "OSCAR OSCAR OSCAR PORT SIDE" announcement. I knew I'd read about that somewhere and I confirmed what I'd guessed. "Man overboard." From what the reports I've seen, and what I heard on the ship, it was an 18 year old from the UK who fell overboard from a high deck on the ship. Roughly 40m above the water. He was probably drunk and trying to impress a girl and fell off. Just awful. Spent the day at sea, as the ship and Croatian Cost Guard combed the area to try to find him. Unfortunately, we left after about 18 hours in the area. Very sad way to end the vacation, but nothing could be done.

Miami LB Jaelen Phillips has been cleared for full practice activities. This is only 8 1/2 months after tearing his Achilles.

You're talking it all sounds fair. You promise your love how much you care... So your favorite Dolfan has flown back from the land of pizza, tzatziki, and well, lots of Game of Thrones merchandise. And boy are his arms tired. But not nearly as tired as Seth Rollins! Now, thanks to Bronson Reed (kayfabe), he's injured (legit), and will be out for a long ass time. I'm guessing til about #17 or so in the '25 Rumble. I'm still listening and still unsure; your actions are lacking, nothing is clear. And over on the other show, Roman Reigns made his monthly contractually obligated appearance to annihilate Temu Bloodline. (Shop like a billionaire!) So, we'll just see if that leads to a match in Berlin or Bad Blood, or you know whenever he decides to wrestle again. No more words! You're telling me you love me while you're looking away. No more words, no more words! And no more promises of love! And speaking of Berlin, both our champs have their stepping stones/opponents for the new Bash in Berlin PPV. We'll just see if a mixed tag match joins them, since it really looks like JUDGMENT DAY EXPLODES~! will be on the card. It's Monday, and you know what that means! I miss when videos did just insane shit like having the band pretend they were gangsters from 50 years ago. Enjoy the week!

France had the double pin stack, but the US rolled the shoulder up at 2. ITS ALL ABOUT THE GAME... AND HOW YOU PLAY IT... Oh well, sorry France. Here's a nice middling feud with The Miz as a reward for putting the shine on the champ!

TRON: ARES will have a soundtrack done by Nine Inch Nails. So, expect a release date in 2035, or tomorrow, depending on how Trent feels.

Apparently Italy will get a PLE in 2025 as Euro based shows are clearly becoming a big profit center for them.

RDJ reportedly turned down a cameo in this. The scene where Happy and Deadpool meet was supposed to start with the two of them. (The producers also apparently had no idea he was going to be revealed as Dr Doom.)

New England's Robert Edwards who tore all 4 of his knee tendons on a single play. 25 years ago this year!

A participant in a Cross Fit meet in Texas died today. He apparently drowned in a swimming event.

Borderlands has opened on RT with a 0% 10 reviews in

MLB announced the Braves will host Cincinnati for a home game at Bristol Motor Speedway in 2025.