Dolfan in NYC

WFC is retiring Art Monk's #81

There's a joke to be made about the Bucs busting out the '76 creamsicles against the Jets, but eh.

You know, there's a mall right next to MetLife Stadium? It's insane in there. They've got rollercoasters and year-round snow skiing, and a bunch of other stuff. Plus! It took almost like 20 years to build! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Dream_(shopping_mall) And now we get SummerSlam next to it. God bless America. THE CARD~! (Updated as announced) Night TBA FOR THE UNDISPUTED WWE CHAMPIONSHIP - John Cena (c) vs. Cody Rhodes FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP - GUNTHER (C) vs. CM Punk FOR THE WOMEN'S WWE CHAMPIONSHIP - Tiffany Stratton (c) vs. Her Royal Highness Jade, of House Cargill, First of Her Name TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP - Naomi (c) vs. Rhea Ripley vs. Iyo Sky * FOR THE MEN'S INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP - Dominic Mysterio (c) vs. AJ Styles FOR THE WOMEN'S INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP - Becky Lynch (c) vs. Lyra Valkyria STEEL CAGE MATCH FOR THE MEN'S UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP - Solo Sikoa (c) vs. Jacob Fatu FOR THE WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP - The Judgment Day (Rodriguez / Perez, c) vs. We're Not Friends (Flair / Bliss) An Paul & Drew McIntyre vs. Jelly Roll & Randy Orton -- * - If AJ Styles' prayers are answered and Mysterio is medically cleared

Oh, and hey, here's a shock.... Goldberg injured someone! Referee Charles Robinson has said he's got two cracked ribs from the spear he took. #bretwasright

I seem to remember the "record" (though it is probably apocryphal) was Mickey Mantle hitting one 575 out of Tigers Stadium in the 50's?

Say you can't sleep, baby, I know... That's that me espresso

Garrett Wilson just got his apology from the Jets for the time he had to spend with that other QB. He gets an extension 4/130 (90 guaranteed). He's now under contract thru 2030.

So... apparently the Lakers are listening to offers on Lebron?

The President of the United States, who refused to leave the field as Chelsea was celebrating their CWC championship.... announced today that Chelsea would not be getting the trophy for the tournament as he is keeping it.

If you want to know what your grandfather will think of this movie: NOTE, he goes into huge spoilers. So don't listen if you haven't seen it.

Kid looks like he's 7.

Teddy Bridgewater was suspended from his high school coaching job in Miami today. The reason why though... well, he was paying for things the high school wouldn't, like field maintenance, meals for the kids, ubers to and from school for practice, and other things to help the kids.

Season opens 10/7 with a tripleheader, beginning with Chicago visiting the champs at 5pm...

SF WR Jauan Jennings is demanding an extension or a trade. He was extended last off-season to make $7.5m this season.

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain, but that's just perfect for an Amish like me.... You know, I shun fancy things like electricity. Man, that was a busy weekend! New world champions! Injuries! Cash ins~! MORE new world champions! But perhaps most importantly... Night, night, sweet Goldberg, parting is such sweet sorrow. At 4:30 in the morning, I'm milkin' cows, Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows. Fool! And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that, even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone! I mentioned a cash in and a new champ! Well, Naomi picked her spot correctly, and got her 3rd world championship as a result! I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline. Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin! But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine, then tonight, we're gonna party like it's 1699! So that's that, and now we're just 3 weeks from SummerSlam! Oh boy, better start getting ready for that! See you tonight! (One guess who I saw in concert last night. Long live the king.) Enjoy your week!

Seth Rollins was legitimately injured last night. LA Knight winning was an improv to finish the match asap. No word on the timeline for a return to the ring.

Now I really want Naomi's MITB briefcase replaced by a satchel with a large dollar sign on it.

PWI is reporting that Jelly Roll's program at SummerSlam will be with

Zaslav did make one (1) good decision:

The price on Sportsnet+ is being raised to C$324.99 (Up 80) in September. I'm assuming this is to fund their "Good Riddance Don Cherry" party.

Jalen Williams extends with the Thunder 5/287 (it's a rookie extension, so it could reach that with incentives)

Interesting bit of news here:

RIP James Cathcart (aka Jimmy Zoppi). Voice of Meowth, Prof. Oak, Team Rocket's James, and many others. He was 71.

Road winning streak ended last night for the Fish. Also... All hail, King Booker, indeed.