Dolfan in NYC

Apparently the NFL will not put Deshaun on the restricted list because technically he's not being accused criminally.

Kyle Schwarber just hit his 14th leadoff HR, setting a new Major League record

The USMNT is hiring Mauricio Pocchetino as the new team coach.

Pretty much the same for me and my partner. Though sometimes Connections can be SUPER annoying. Anyway... Quick update! I got an emergency appointment at the Stamford, CT Passport Agency for this morning and long story short... I'm on my way to Heathrow with my shiny new passport. Not sure when they changed the book itself but it's now got a whole page that's basically credit card plastic.

Look at this photograph, every time I do, it makes me laugh. How did our eyes get so red? And what the hell is on Joey's head? Time for All Out! Boy the seasons change quickly, don't they? Seems like only a week or two ago we were all talking about All In! And this is where I grew up, I think the present owner fixed it up. I never knew we ever went without... The second floor is hard for sneaking out. In the meantime, let's check in on the thoughts of one Mr. O. Cassidy: https://x Every memory of looking out the back door, I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor. It's hard to say it, time to say it... Goodbye, goodbye! (Yeah, you get Nickelback for two weeks, from Hell's Heart (London, UK) I stab at thee. See y'all when I get back.)

So, we're just supposed to boo Chelsea for telling the NXT crowd of freaks that they need to shower and put on deodorant now?

Francisco Lindor now has five 30+ HR seasons. He's only the second* person to do so (Rodriguez). * - Third, depending on where you put Banks

With Rippa hanging around this thread, you really don't want to start that all over again.

So I was supposed to be going to London tonight, but guess what idiot lost his passport and didn't realize it until 10pm yesterday! *sigh* I've done a lot of dumb things in my life, but having to go to Stamford tomorrow to (hopefully) get a replacement passport super duper quick is pretty high up on the damned list. I tell you all of this because when you see what the AEW thread is for these two upcoming weeks... just know how salty I really am.

Don't worry, the guy who wrote the piece titled "How 0-2 Florida State Can Still Make The Playoffs" ate enough shit for the both of them.

The Cleveland Browns have reached an agreement with Huntington Bank for naming rights to their stadium. It will be known as Huntington Bank Stadium for the length of the agreement. Of note, this may be shorter than you'd think. Cleveland is very seriously starting the "we need a new stadium" saber rattle.

Milwaukee's Willy Adames has now tied Ken Griffey Jr for the MLB record for most 3 run HR's in a season (13).

Day-o, day-o... Daylight come and me wan' go home... So, we've had two pretty decent PLE's from the WWE this last weekend, and though not much changed title wise, we did find out that Black Girl Magic is stronger than any other magic out there. Bianca Bel Air and Jade Cargill keep postponing their eventual feud as they've won back the women's tag straps! Work all night on a drink of rum, daylight come and me wan' go home... We now start on the road to the return of Bad Blood! And your Dolfan is hitting the road too! I'll be in the UK for the next week and other ports of call the week after, so we're gonna do a one time only (* - til the next time) TWO WEEK THREAD~! Come, mister tally man, tally me banana. Daylight come and me wan' go home! Come, mister tally man, tally me banana... Daylight come and me wan' go home! I can't imagine anything significant happening like SmackDown changing networks or something! Guess we'll just have to see! See everyone again soon!

*BUMP* Raw is Netflix will debut on January 6th. (There's a joke there but I refuse to make it.)

NYG rookie Malik Nabors apparently got John Mara in a "Mister Burns High On Ether" moment, because he has convinced them to unretire #1 for him.

Joe Hendry is headlining a WWE PLE tonight. Imagine saying that to yourself 2 years ago.

SF first round pick Ricky Pearsall was shot today in an apparent robbery attempt. He's in stable condition and the suspect is in custody

Mike McDaniel has agreed to an extension with Miami. He'll be under contract until 2028 now. Notably, this is the first time a Dolphins HC has been extended since Tony Sparano. (who isn't around to coach anymore)

Columbus has confirmed the death of Johnny Gaudreau and his brother Matthew yesterday in a biking accident near their home in New Jersey. Johnny was 31.

Well, gotta credit the Marlins with trying to get new people into the ballpark with their giveaways this year:

The Dolphins signed Tim Boyle to the practice squad, which is great because he already has a Dolphins touchdown pass: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57qDlLyuKxc&ab_channel=NFL

THE OUTRUN Starring Saoirse Ronan, Paapa Essiedu, Saskia Reeves, and Stephen Dillane

Where have I heard this name before...

This is one of those things that's going to end up being a much, much bigger problem than anyone involved right now remotely thinks it is: