EVA

Don't think you can give away a game you're trailing in, but they are definitely not helping their upset bid.

God, get Sylve out of there. Id take my chances with the freshmen at this point.

THE DAMN PUNT RETURNER DROPPED AN ARM PUNT.

Uh-oh. Saban has released the Kraken.

Every time I flip over to that game, Arkansas is letting Dookie Williams run free down the middle of the field. He's impressive enough without letting him do that, Hogs.

And Saban just called it at halftime: Defense isn't getting lined up correctly.

YELDON WILL FLY! CHOO CHOO. For real, though, I'm not sure Yeldon is even eligible anymore because that drive took 3 years.

Dear God, this offense is agonizing.

GAME TIME. Time to hop aboard THE LANE TRAIN, baby. CHOO CHOOOOO.

Navy's window has closed, but UVA still has a chance here.

When it's clicking, there's nothing more fun than watching a flexbone offense.

Virginia. Navy is a tricky opponent for anybody. Nobody expected UVA to be competitive in this at all.

Virginia is giving UCLA hell, too. Making supposed Heisman contender Hundley look bad so far.

I don't know what kind of ratings US Open tennis is pulling down these days, but I bet CBS wishes they could air this game instead.

And now he throws a garbage interception down at the goalline to kill OSU's drive.

Yep, just then he didn't even see the RB wide open in the flat for a 1st until it was too late and OSU has to punt it right back to Navy.

That Navy TD couldn't have been any closer to going either way. I told you guys Navy would put this new OSU quarterback to the test.

If this doesn't end with Stunners for everybody, something has gone terribly wrong.

HOLY SHIT STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD.

Paul Finebaum is sitting in his chair and his feet are dangling in the air about three feet off the ground.

Yeah, apparently that volcano chilled out and the game in Ireland went off as planned. I still have no idea why they're playing over there. It made sense for Notre Dame.

Whoa, Dee Hart is going off. Happy for him. Had the worst luck possible at Bama.

Is that Dave Wannstedt or Dennis Farina?

Even Tarantino has tacitly acknowledged that DEATH PROOF isn't that good. While he was doing press for Django, I remember one interview where he didn't outright say it stunk, but he pointed to it and said, "I don't want to ever make a movie worse than that."

I wish everyone hadn't read so much Dan Brown.