mattdangerously

Brock was a face in OVW, and briefly during his first run in the WWE.

Just being in WCW at that time is reason enough for anyone to just give up.

They can be managed by Santina.

Dana White was a speaker at the RNC, so I doubt he's worried about it.

IIRC, AJ owns that. It's why his Rumble debut gear didn't have it--he hadn't worked out a deal to use it in the WWE yet.

Ring Of Honor's investigation into the Taeler Hendrix/Jay Lethal allegations? Ring Of Honor's investigation into the Bully Ray allegations? Ring Of Honors investigation into the Marty Scurll allegations (that he actually admitted were true)? Vince's mother is still alive. Or they'll get booked for a very special episode of Raw, and suddenly stop talking about all of this once the checks clear.

He's trying to hold his quadriceps together.

If it's something you actually could do live--like Funk vs Lawler, or the Island Death Match--then it isn't cinematic. The whole point of cinematic matches is that you can use camera tricks, edits, and special effects to do things that you can't do live.

Sure, let's televise hate crimes. What could go wrong?

A month isn't really that long for a potential homicide investigation.

If the guy playing the ECW Zombie hadn't died a while back, there is a 100% chance that he would've been booked against Invisible Man on a GCW show.

A big 'ol plate of cocaine, probably.

Rest in power, King. Wakanda Forever.

So how many "dissension between tag team partners" storylines are running concurrently here? 4?

And you took a heartfelt, sincere plea for civility made by someone else and turned it into an opportunity to hash out old grudges, instead of just letting bygones be bygones. Read the damn room, man.

It looks like they're having an intervention.

I don't like Kawada.

They literally made Bray the Universal Champion less than 12 hours ago. It's not true.

Is Boogeyman the worst wrestler to ever work for a national company? Even the Ultimate Warrior had a couple of good matches, even though he was carried in all of them. You can't even set the bar that low for Boogey.

Eddie was a groomsman at JBL's wedding, so it's safe to say there was no ill-intent.

"Seattle" would have been too on-the-nose. You're fake news.

How else do you think he got into AEW? I don't remember Danny McBride being in WCW, but I suppose that explains Will Ferrell's Ric Flair bit from Eastbound & Down.