mattdangerously

The Bloodsport shows are all GCW shows, so don't give up hope.

Revival don't need a manager, and they don't need to be in a stable. AEW doesn't need anymore stables right now, either.

The only way I'd be interested in a new Brawl For All would be if they brought back Sin Cara for it.

I could be wrong, but I think Lloyd was a last minute replacement for someone else.

I thought Giuliani got rid of those kinds of theaters?

I bet Chris Benoit and "Nightmare" Ken Wayne could each have pretty good matches with Hogan.

Since Taker can't actually work a match at all these days, and Cena doesn't seem to actually want to, I'd say it's a safe bet this was always the plan.

Oh, the shade! ?

Are you a cat? Because that's exactly what a cat would say.

Have you ever owned a cat? Cats are jerks. I don't think we can safely assume they aren't accomplices. Mr. Velvet just looks shady AF to me.

There is a 0% chance this won't end with a Keith Morrison narrated episode of Dateline NBC, complete with multiple scenes of Teddy in an interrogation room. NBC loves stories about pretty white girls who go missing.

There are other places on the internet that you can post your Miz slashfic, man.

What do you think Taka Michinoku should have been doing in late 90s WWF that he wasn't already doing? His upside in the promotion wasn't that high.

Now kiss

Goto would've been more accurate.

Where's our Big E Fashion Watch? The man has been giving us gold all day long.

????

Triple H just made a joke on Smackdown about getting demoted, so... ?

But it's still only four sentences.

That's the look of a dog who's tired of being shown the Samoa Joe/Necro Butcher match.

The scary thing is, I heard a very similar story from my boss today. I'm pretty sure he watches Info Wars now.

Percy Pringle's debut in Florida is wild, man.

ROH has been running shows without fans in attendance for months.

Dude, that's half the card.

"Hey John, we're doing a pirate theme for the Wrestlemania poster. Would you like to wear a--" "Nope."