LooseCannon

Abdullah would still emerge from a box to attack Sting, but he would do it as a big fat naked oily Butcher.

SVG will let Greg Monroe sign for the max with Atlanta without matching. Then, he's going to trade Josh Smith to Boston for Brandon Bass and Kelly Olynyk. Then, he will work out a sign-and-trade of Isaiah Thomas for Brandon Jennings. Your starting lineup for next season will be Thomas, Meeks, Singler, Olynyk, and Drummond.

So, it's like every other ESPN show?

Look at the bright side....Cartier Martin hopefully means Josh Smith plays less minutes at SF.

It would help if they stayed at ringside during matches.

I've heard the Heat being interested in Steve Blake, Shawn Marion, Vince Carter, Luol Deng, and Trevor Ariza. Blake makes a lot of sense to me.

Ryder should have a masked gimmick as Bunny Man, teaming with Adam Rose as the Exotic Express. They can feud with Rybaxel and the Big Guy can cut promos about Hasenpfeffer.

Some sources are saying it was an iPod case which...well there are no words. An iPod case makes more sense, since I believe they keep iPods locked up.

Sigh. No, you can't.

It wasn't about the President's spying, it was about cops seizing and searching your cell phone, man. Well that case I'm not farmilar with. If you'd give a less partisan hacky source to read on it, I can familarize myself. Without wading into the politics of the situation, I can say that if you want coverage of the Supreme Court, one of the go-to resources out there is SCOTUSblog. The recent cell phone case was Riley v California.

You could have fun with Scalia. It'd be no fun writing as Thomas, although your paper would probably be a lot shorter. It'd be "Whatever Scalia said." I don't think he can do that when he's writing the majority opinion and Scalia doesn't write anything.

You could have fun with Scalia. It'd be no fun writing as Thomas, although your paper would probably be a lot shorter.

Because they think he is a guy who can carry the Not Being John Cena title that has been in abeyance since CM Punk walked out.

They could have demoted him to doing daily reports.

Ryder should be feuding with Dolph Ziggler, then joining him in a tag team, then breaking up and feuding with Ziggler again.

I like Kane. Fuck RVD, though. If I could, I would call the police with an anonymous complaint that leads to RVD getting busted for weed if it would get him off TV.

According to the internets, Brock beat Orton in a September 2002 title match on Smackdown on the same episode where Billy and Chuck got engaged. I thought I saw them get down on a Raw, where Orton crossbody'd Lesnar, and Lesnar rolls thru, rises to his feet - Orton in his arms - into an F5. Brock could end the existence of humanity; pray he never wakes up. Lesnar rolling through a crossbody into an F5 is the finish for that September 5, 2002 Smackdown.

According to the internets, Brock beat Orton in a September 2002 title match on Smackdown on the same episode where Billy and Chuck got engaged.

He'll hate it because Heyman will continually rub it in that Brock Lesnar, unlike HHH, was able to conquer the streak. And he'll spend five minutes backstage talking to HHH while his eyes never leave Stephanie's chest.

Maybe they can have Kane soften up Cena, Rollins cash in his title shot, then do a Fingerpoke of Doom type scenario to get the belt to HHH so that he can have an "Oh, shit" reaction when Lesnar comes out on Raw and demands a title shot at Summerslam.

Honestly I think the only win that would have been truly interesting to me would have been Bray which wasn't happening with Summerslam around the corner. The most interesting scenario for Bray winning the belt would have been if Cena had won the briefcase match, so you could have Bray taunting Cena that he was going to be revealed as the fraud that he is when he cashes in his briefcase in a sneak attack and Cena refusing to do so. For me, Cena is one of the more interesting choices because it's not as obvious which direction they should go in for a match at Battleground. What it comes back around to is my belief going into the event that this PPV was screwed up because some guys who should have been vying for the briefcase ended up in a ladder match for the title.

Alberto del Rio, Sheamus, or Randy Orton would have been less interesting.

He doesn't have a team option, his contract is only guaranteed for $1m if waived by June 30. This is a pure salary dump. Do the Hawks think they can make a run at a major free agent?

I want a Greggulator-length epic post arguing the merits of Zach Ryder vs Davey Richards.