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That Bohanan guy was so surprised to be the scorer that he didn't even have any type of celebration in mind. I am worried that Bortles could lose his tongue if he gets hit mid-pass as he seems to stick his tongue out.

I see no problems with this. No problems whatsoever. This game is exhausting. I feel like I've aged just watching the drive that lead to the field goal.

Welcome back Buffalo.

I must be having a Christmas dinner hangover. James Harrison is a Patriot now? Did I overdo it on the roast potatoes? I'm still not convinced that the Garoppolo trade was too clever. Sir Tom can say that he's going to play another 10 years, but I can say that I'm going to take Scarlett Johansson out for a Nando's... We're clearly nearer the end of his career than the beginning. Was a tag and trade like they did with Cassel not an option to at least delay the decision into the off-season? Obviously I hope that he has another decade of glory and ends up winning one for his toes, but then the nagging doubt of reality claws at me.

Gronk is not even human. When he returns to his home planet, what tales he wil have to tell them. Ridiculous one-hander for the TD.

Poor, poor, Browns.

Bit of pushing and shoving on the play didn't really excuse Gronk from trying to forearm the prone DB's head through the field. That's going to be a suspension on review.

Is this Tony Romo doing colour on the Bills game? If so, I want him every game. The voiceover on the Brady/McDaniels "chat" was terrific.

Oooof. That was 100% ugly.

The dagger through the heart from Cooks. Lots of injuries though

Horrible head to head on the second half kickoff in the Patriots game. They've cut to commercial as Perry of Miami was still flat on his back being treated.

Like a candle in the wind

Even with my Brady Funko Pop looking at me disapprovingly I'd say that was a fairly rancid call against the Jets. (It's the one with him wearing the bobble hat in case you were wondering)

Super Bowl hero Malcolm Butler. Hopefully that's a turning point and the Jets offence are now spent... Also, did Ealy shit in someone's lunchbox to get cut as he's playing pretty well today.

There's the trademark Gilmore penalty the Bills fans warned us of

We are indeed. Genuinely delighted that I couldn't get the tickets I wanted for this one. Also, this has to be approaching the record number of penalties in a game. The graphics person must have worn that key down to a nub.

Touch all of my special areas Tom. ALL OF THEM.

Johnathan Jospeh with the flying clothesline. I'm sure there's a space at the Performance Centre for him should he want a post NFL career in the ring. Also, I love Cooks.

Hollywood Chris Hogan is actually invisible. The Texans secondary are going to have to use a radar to find him.

Clowney can certainly motor, but I could have done without it.

Deshaun Watson was well and truly the victim of the commentator's curse. They're in the middle of talking him up as he throws a fairly horrible interception mid-sentence.

FAKE PUNT. FAKE PUNT. FAKE PUNT. This game cannot end quickly enough for the Ravens.

Wow, the Ravens are bad and they should feel bad.

Was he? It looked like he was standing with linked arms. However, he is considerably shorter than the guys he was stood between.