Cobra Commander

New Mexico State is leaving the Island of Misfit Toys Basketball Conference (they're in the WAC in Basketball and an independent in Football) to join UTEP in Conference USA next year. Unless the Pac 12 gets really desperate and adds UTEP or something. Just in time tor NMSU to probably be bad at basketball for a bit post-massive scandal.

Derek Carr = 9 letters Drew Brees = 9 letters Both started with an inept California team before going to New Orleans Therefore that’s all the evidence you’ll need to decide that Carr will be the next Brees

What percentage of the Peacock audience would get the reference if Cody/Roman has Roman picking up a fan’s drink, only for Cody to come from behind to stop Roman from splashing anybody and grabbing the cup to splash it in Roman’s eyes. (percentage might drop when you consider that there’s almost a month until Wrestlemania)

I’m gonna pretend that they had a plant ready for that spot and that MJF tossed tequila into the eyes of the wrong kid

as someone who ordered Hebrew National Hot Dogs on an Amtrak once and didn't notice a difference.. I don't know if I could notice a difference between Kosher and Non-Kosher pickles. Now if he was drinking the brine to prevent cramping, then he would be taking it to another level.

The 60 Minutes YouTube posts archival stories whenever and they posted a Betty Boothroyd story from 1995 recently

not sure how long ago they made the change but the HistoryOfWWE redesign looks smooth https://thehistoryofwwe.com/

currently booking a match where the ref takes a bump trying to block someone from doing a dive

this promo hits a little differently now that we know some more about Jake's life growing up?

would it shock you to hear that a Memphis rapper is also into wrestling?

feels like a few upsets would be necessary to keep SE MO State out of Dayton.. speaking of that, Lafayette beat American in double OT to advance to the Patriot League title game. UNC Asheville had to pull a comeback to beat Campbell The end of SEMO/Tennessee Tech last night was chaos until the overtime Kennesaw State sealed the win with a free throw with a few seconds left and unfortunately for Pete, Bradley got beat down by Drake from the start today

Meanwhile the end of Memphis/Houston was cut off in some markets to go to Bradley/Drake. Congrats to Pete on his job at CBS.

Keeping in mind that Jake was tall but because he wasn't large (until he got fat), he really wasn't in the same realm of the WWF guys who looked like they were half-steroids. So 6'5/249 Jake was considered closer to someone like 6'3/251 Rick Rude than 6'3/286 Don Muraco or 6'1/260 Dino Bravo or someone like Bigelow who was shorter than Jake but also billed at 100lbs heavier than Jake.

"Jake was kinda like an evil Honky Tonk Man" - Cornette, shortly before noting how Jake was able to succeed while doing the absolute least in the ring aside from the DDT.

I can guess why Brett DiBiase didn't go by Dale Dale DiBiase would be the name if they decided to do a Redneck Million Dollar Man gimmick. Which I guess would be Evil Jed Clampett.

countout length is reduced from 10 seconds to 5 seconds

i'm calling on one of the major wrestling promotions to institute a Moves Clock gimmick where the wrestlers have to do or receive a move every 20 seconds or else they lose a point and they get disqualified for violating the clock five times

between Orange Cassidy/Bill and Hook/Matt Hardy, part of tonight's card was booked for fans who love skinny boy vs big dude matches

I guess there was some added drama when you're doing "lights out" spots in an arena that opened in 1941. "Are guys about to appear, or is the Cow Palace experiencing a blackout?"

things I remember from this edition of AEW Dynamite: Orange Cassidy prevails over Grande Guillermo to open the night The House of Black is facing the Elite at the PPV, if the lights going out didn't tell you that already Powerhouse Hobbs wins a giant gold innertube and there's doubt over who faces Samoa Joe for some reason. Lots of spots here. Chris Jericho squashes Peter Avalon, Ricky Starks runs out and looks behind him twice for some reason. Then the Jericho squad jumps Starks again. The Lights go out again and Jungle Boy Jack Perry is being ominous towards Christian Hook makes Matt Hardy tap suspiciously quickly Riho is back again and Britt sure is the focus when her friend is the champ Orange Cassidy and Danhausen are in the PPV Tag Title Match? Well. Okay. It feels weird to have a final segment starting so close to the top of the hour. Fuck your Powerslap, AEW's going over by a minute tonight. Aside from the main event, it feels like this PPV snuck up on the rest of the promotion.

hey guys, that's no way to refer to Tony Khan (in before that joke dies a death when there's a Cornette podcast YouTube video about the Jags NFLPA report card depicting Tony Khan gnawing at a wall)

category: things that happen when multiple outfielders get injured in the last week

the parts of the report card where the Commanders get a D or F https://nflpa.com/washington-commanders-report-card Without knowing the exact formula for how the grades are computed, some of these don't sound good. But some of the points will get eyerolls from the sports talk radio sphere of fans that think the players want to be coddled more. The grade cards would be helpful for teams angling to get more taxpayer funded improvements on facilities if it wasn't coming from the NFLPA.

The Royals have the most random of random dudes playing in the back half of games this Spring. Overall they don't really have any acclaimed prospects aside from a guy or two, so the later parts of the games are like "dudes who could start in Double A that can say that people don't believe in them" going up against the other teams equivalents of that. The Royals are 4-1 so far. They've done this before in Arizona before not having good regular seasons.

Aroldis Chapman had a scoreless inning in his spring debut. He also had a pitch clock violation for working too slowly.