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I think Tom Brady thinks we're dumb...either that or I think he's dumb. He either thinks people are too stupid to see through his bullshit, or he's too dumb to realize that he is in over his head. As soon as he destroyed his phone, everyone who was on his side for not giving up his phone went away. I wouldn't have given Roger Goodell my phone, but breaking his phone when the person he's hiding something from doesn't have the authority to take it makes him look like a fucking idiot.

Your phone is one of those things that I don't think you should give to anyone. Not your significant other, your boss, the police, somebody is going to have to file some paperwork and get a judge's signature in order to take my phone. Do you know how many ridiculous conversations, pictures, google searches, etc. I've done on my phone? Just the collection of gifs I've sent my friends would make me look like some sort of crazy person, who is capable of anything.

Brady does understand that Goodell doesn't have subpoena power right? He didn't have to destroy his phone, he just could have told him he wasn't giving him his phone. There is nothing he could have done about it, he'd at least have plausible deniability. All he would have to say is that there is personal information and private photos of my family on that phone and Roger Goodell doesn't have the right to take it, and everyone would have agreed with him. Destroying the phone just makes it look like you're hiding something.

Why would he even go that far? He could have just told him no.

If they put Brian Knobbs in the Hall of Fame, they need to burn that imaginary building down.

So....Greg Valentine would fall under what will now be known as "The Beefcake Protocol?" If you needed someone to tell you to be skeptical of Greg Valentine, you might be on this list.

Dudes who hang out with Brutus Beefcake

People who you should be skeptical of... People who want you to have sex with their wife while they watch. People who call themselves "The Love Sponge" People who ask a judge if they can show up to court wearing a bandana. Dudes a little too close to their daughters. Dudes who have blonde hair on their head and in their mustache, but somehow have a jet black beard.

Honestly, he never came to the barbecues. He never danced in the Soul Train line. He stopped winning tournaments, and we kind of forgot he exists. Seriously, after that cablanasian thing, we stopped inviting him to stuff. Why invite someone somewhere they clearly don't want to be?

I consulted Ice Cube, he refused to acknowledge this bullshit ass question.

I honestly think Brooke and Hulk will be OK. She knows him better than any of us, and based on that terrible poem, I don't think this is something that is going to really harm their relationship. Hulk Hogan seems to be on some Cersei Lannister, whatever his flaws are he does love his kids. He went on TV and told everyone his son paralyzing a kid was all in God's plan, he's not giving up on Brooke because of an interracial relationship. Am I the only one who is looking forward to the Hulk Hogan apology tour? I really want to know how he reacts when people actually are paying attention to the fact that he's full of shit. He's spent the last decade telling some of the most ridiculous stories about shit we were there to see. How soon does him slamming Andre become a metaphor to him slamming racism?

You want to get a thread back on track by discussing Hulk and Brooke Hogan's father-daughter relationship?

You could argue she's black on the inside, at least some of the time.

No, but we'll give you both Tia and Tamara for Gianna Michaels(DO NOT GOOGLE THAT NAME AT WORK).

Same goes for Pam Grier, unless you work for a black man, he'll understand.

We may consider a one for one swap. Pam Grier for Raven De La Croix. THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT, NATIVE AMERICANS~! What are you doing? I put my trust in you. How could you put Pam Grier on the trading block? She is Foxy Brown man? I would say you're dead to me, but I'll let Pam Grier adress this herself.

I told you guys, if you even answer the question about Sasha Banks, they'll try to pull some bullshit. I hope you understand that shit like this is why we don't trust you guys. We give you an inch and you take a motherfucking mile. Stay woke, black delegation. Stay woke.

The Black delegation would rather have Wahoo McDaniels, Jim Thorpe, or Geronimo TBH. Yeah, we definitely need to exploit the "Indian in our family."

It wouldn't even get that far, I intentionally didn't acknowledge that nonsense with a response. If we answer every call, people will start to think they can ask for anything. Next thing you know the Martin Luther King Jr. story will be starring Bradley Cooper.

As head talent scout, I'm going to have to say we should hold on to Miss Jackie's expiring contract for Paige, she seems very close to Big E in all of those backstage gifs.

Yeah, we will consider trading Alicia Fox to the Latinos for Eve Torres or to the Asians for Mia Yim. I'd like to nominate J.T. as the General Manager of the black delegation. We need someone to OK every trade before they are finalized so we don't make any unforgivable mistakes like not making a play for the lovely Ms. Yim.

To keep this wrestling related, how about Alicia Fox? Also was it really a mystery why anyone liked Six? I just remember I was in middle/high school when Blossom was on, and all my black friends had a much different opinion of her than my white friends. Alicia Fox is up for a trade, can we somehow turn this into a three team trade where we can get Eve Torres? She had as much weave as a black woman?

Hmm...no booty, says a bunch of ridiculous shit on twitter, I'll have to discuss this with our hispanic brothers, but I'd give her up.

Legit question, is there a black version of Six from Blossom? A chick who everyone from the other side was secretly in love with, and no one else really understood why? Come on there has to be a black chick that every white guy loved, and every black dude is asking "why her?" Stacey Dash could very well be the answer now, but in the mid-90s we liked her.

Who do we have to give up for Six from Blossom? We're willing to give up Stephen A. Smith...did you guys hang up on me?