BobbyWhioux

You can have two teams if, when they happen to play each other, you are miserable no matter what because one of them lost rather than happy no matter what because one of them won.

Reviving/Rehashing/Recycling old stables is nothing new in wrestling. I expect it. I did not, however, expect the J.O.B. Squad to be one of them. And it sounds like that's what I missed. I'm intrigued. Should I have watched this one?

Maybe the meaning/impact of the Biafra reference has faded for some people and he's not as quick to mind as a result. Although on one of the albums he did with the Melvins, he updated somewhat and used the "alias" of Osama McDonald, which made me cackle.

The other side of this is that modern passing stats are like Steroid Era baseball and should be treated with the appropriate skepticism. Which I'm certainly on board with.

Only saw him live once. Glad it was at least once. It was the loudest anything I have ever heard and it was awesome. Everybody dies but some people start to feel like they're going to be exceptions to the rule and Lemmy was one of them. Even now, finding out his health had been bad this year, my brain is being stubborn on admitting this is even possible.

Gatorade Bath for Charles Woodson after his last game in Oakland (and an ill-fated attempt to use him on offense to get the winning score).

Pretty sure I post this one every year

Yes, a violent quarrel was in progress. There were shoutings, bangings on the table, sharp suspicious glances, furious denials. The source of the trouble appeared to be that Napoleon and Mr. Pilkington had each played an ace of spades simultaneously. Twelve voices were shouting in anger, and they were all alike. No question, now, what had happened to the faces of the pigs. The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

I've been trying to decide whether Detroit, Chicago, or Cincinnati was the best trump card joke answer to this list of possibilities... ...then I remembered the New York Jets.

Haha, joke's on you, my team's hopes have been dead since April! TAKE THAT

Ah, fantasy booking. My old pain. All you ever do is cause me disappointment with the reality to come. Why can I never quit you.

For the most part, once you get off the coast, California doesn't live up to it's all accepting reputation. Los Angeles County is mostly fine, the OC is HORRIBLE, and that's before you even get into the IE. I can't really speak for up north, but I imagine it's similar. Yeah, pretty much the same breakdown. San Francisco and The People's Republic of Berkeley are PCer Than Thou, but the rest of the bay doesn't really follow suit (and things definitely turn more red state inland).

A description that hardly does it justice. Just saw a .gif of it this morning. That was a straight up Wile E. Coyote impression (he even stuck for a fraction of a second) and Antonio Brown is awesome for it.

Charles Woodson ages in reverse, like Merlin. Or something.

It's a holdover idea from when he wasn't crazy. Kicking matters and a great kicker (even a great punter) is worth drafting if there's one out there. 1st round is pretty crazy nevertheless, but still...

Chicago Bears defense is very much the embodiment of the "Results Not Typical" disclaimer gambling and investment firms have to put on their commercials. But yeah, the end of this game was very pleasing to see. I don't think Gabbert's great, but he appears to be playing as well as he can play.

WHO ARE YOU TO DOUBT BLAINE GABBERT

49ers need to put the ball in the hands of their best running back. Blaine Gabbert.

Or that. That works too, Robbie Gould.

Don't suppose you're in the mood for a Butt Fumble, do you Jay? Could really go for one of those right now.

Ahahahah even when they're calling basic runs to set up the winning field goal you still give up 12 yards off tackle on 3rd and 10. Ahahahahahahaha

75 yard ensuing kickoff return, they weren't about to waste any time on this front.

LOL Blaine Gabbert of all people does his impression of Marcus Mariota [edit: DERP]

STP were "grunge" in the sense of "they are existing at the same time as grunge being big so let's, as record company people, label them grunge in order to better sell them." Other side of the coin from "are you from Seattle? HERE'S A CONTRACT" (i.e Candlebox, if I recall correctly).

Great leaping play by the gunner to keep the ball out of the endzone, all for naught.