Nice Guy Eddie

The Bossman is going in the HOF. New Day likes to dance. New Day were a black, Baptist stereotype. Slick is an ordained minister. OMG lives in Louisiana; next to Texas. It's Akeem and Slick.

Savio Vega

I hope you cut his hair afterwards.

They might be on Jericho's list of 1,004 holds and he's waiting for the right time (WM32) to debut them.

Not true, a friend of mine ddt'ed another friend of mine once when we were kids and a lot of tears were spilled that day. LOL so clearly my one try wasn't an adequate sample and I should have tried DDT'ing dudes a few more times.

Are you fighting kids as an adult? Just want to clarify.

I hope someone caught it on video. The band didn't happen to be Eat the Turnbuckle, did it?

Maybe he'll end up with giant sandbox in the middle of his living room, while high out of his mind like Brian Wilson. That seems like where this behavior would lead.

I get more enjoyment out of this board than current WWE. DVDVR: Putting smiles on faces and shit!

Senior year of high school, I took a clothes hamper to the face during a hardcore match. That left a nice black eye.

Same here. Dudes I grew up with would fucking lock in the Camel Clutch on me. That said, my Cobra Clutch was no joke either, and I may have nailed a DDT (on grass) or two back then as well. I got locked in the camel clutch once. I manuvered my way out of it; no fucking reaching the couch rope break needed for me. I was a house of fire as a kid.If we were outside and you went beyond the trees, that was a count-out.

I used to like to re-create the Hogan eliminating the Brain Busters spot from the '89 Royal Rumble, and clothesline myself off my bed. I also DDT'd my cousin in my grandmother's house. That was the end of wrestling in the house.

If he's home schooled, he's getting a great education in how to chew tobacco, hit about .200, and strike out a lot.

My first thought when I heard Laroche's reason for retiring was that his son may be a special needs child. However, I haven't seen that reported anywhere. Even if that was the case, I can't imagine an MLB clubhouse would be the best environment for someone with developmental disabilities.

Can't be worse than The Rock's version of the sharpshooter. That might be the worst submission I've ever seen.

I wish they would have built him up. You know done some videos, maybe had some promos with him saying "I'm coming for you Kevin"...just something to build interest in the feud. The WWE just throws guys out there and assumes you all ready knows everything. It's like the stupid shit they do when people are feuding on twitter. But I think Sami can overcome this. He's likeable enough. He's just got to get out of the blackhole of main roster suck. Though maybe a little tan might not hurt. I can just see Vince being all "CHRIST THAT GUY SURE IS GINGER" It could have been worse. They could have stuck him as the younger cousin that Sheamus bullies around and tries to get to bulk up. It can always be worse, unless it's a McMahon family feud, then no it can't be.

and Ric Flair...woooo

I'm just watching out of habit at this point.

into BDSM porn if we're lucky

Things are bad when Scott Hall is the voice of reason.The very idea makes me want to see a WWE Network reboot of Highway to Heaven with Scott Hall in Michael Landon's role.

IIRC, guys in the tag title match pulled double duty both years and were also in the battle royal.

Rusev is an action film star waiting to happen.

What did Vince do with Bam Bam or Bossman that makes you think Harper is getting any higher up the card? If Harper has a run similar to Bam Bam or the Bossman, where he's prominently featured for years and gets slid into ME programs from time to time, I'd be fine with that.

Who is the bigger wasted opportunity of the Wyatt's, Bray or Luke Harper? I kind of feel bad for people that aren't familiar with his work as Brodie Lee and haven't seen what he can really do. Vince loves his big men and he's got one on the level of Bigelow, Boss Man, and the Barbarian; but instead he wants to push the next Ted Arcidi.

She's Jackie Gayda fresh off Tough Enough bad. I don't know why they're trying to turn her into a wrestler. It's not as if WWE and nxt have a shortage of women that can wrestle. I'd put her on the main roster as the Miz's leading lady. The hatred they would generate together would be insane.