Ryan

Hahahaha.

Lions may have found a running back. Let's see if it lasts.

Am I supposed to root for someone in the Vikings/Lions game? I guess the team least likely to win the division. GO LIONS.

Rally Monkey > Donald Trump and Chris Cristie and Regis and Tiki and whomever else they just threw in there.

Oh god, this is so bad. I liked Rob on Daily Show, but without that writing staff he's horrid. All the absolutely horrifying cameos make me want to vomit with rage.

Are we sure he wasn't having a stroke?

I'm still always amused that such an insane man of an athlete like Peterson has the voice of a teenager.

Uh...didn't Terry just say they had no receivers and were doomed? Someone must have written his copy.

I hope someone tries to run a grill on their couch and burns down their house and sues Fox.

SPOILERS~! It's Bruno Mars.

The Fox pre-game folks hate Pete.

Maybe he's planning on investing. Edit: Gee, don't hold back Terry, tell us what the Jets really are.

Shouldn't Tiki be doing this interview from his attic.

Wow, that video package sure buried the Jets and they didn't do anything but air things that happened or were said.

I wonder if we'll see Matt Simms by the 3rd quarter.

Those Bears fans on the plane are basically what some Packers fans are like, minus the accent.

What a scoop! A dislocated shoulder. Well, no shit.

The fix is in, Wisconsin has covered the 45ish point spread two weeks in a row almost to the point.

Maybe he was trying to be Bob Ley.

The Leper Cons are coming back on the Skunk Bears.

The first 15 seconds of this. The rest is just the video preview. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poaEPh5C4lY

I changed it when he started acting like a normal human being. I'm sure they didn't talk about anything interesting.

Eminem is in the booth with Herbstreit and Musburger and seems to be trolling both of them. Hearing Brent talk about him like he's got any clue who he is is hilarious.

They'll just announce them at the show and they'll all be random indy scum.

Hashimoto shaved his head for some reason.