Ryan

Nice job, Francois.

So, now we're giving rapists inspirational TV shows?

This show is going to be so weird.

Because he's slightly better than 80+ year old Regis? I'm not actually sure he is. And I don't like Regis to begin with.

Michael Strahan, stop trying to improv lines. You're not any good at it. How the hell did he get a talk show?

Sadly, the zip line for the Chiefs mascot didn't snap.

Go for 600 yards in the second half!

Good job, James.

Right back to him.

Stupid refs.

Starks tapped out! Wait, wrong sport.

Andrew Quarless sighting~!

Hahahaha. Sorry, Jen.

Woo!

Davon House, the sack-master! Wait...

Masterchef Junior? Um, isn't that child abuse in some form?

I don't know who are fans of what here, are there any Washington fans on the board?

Horrible secondary play. Just stand there and watch.

Man, this defense can't stop anything. Are they always like this?

319 is Aaron Rodgers favorite number.

~!~!~! Sorry, Raziel.

I'm good with this all day. Edit: Fack~!

Is Washington's run defense even any good?

Down goes Merriweather. Oops. Lead with your helmet, get smashed. How Karmic. At least he's okay to a degree.

I wonder if they could get people to buy a PPV where Mayweather watches paint dry...