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Fat Spanish Waiter

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  1. And you're not the bad guy, you're the guy who can't discuss things properly. Creep is a term of endearment.
  2. Your answer in regards to no-one caring about physique was that no-one cared about Mason Ryan. Which was a stupid answer, because Mason Ryan was around for roughly five minutes and did nothing at all to even try and garner a fanbase. And instead of defending that stupid answer, or even continuing that trend you posted a picture of Piper and went off on another tangent. Which is a thing you constantly try to do and is stupid. But no let's do memes and shit
  3. Fucking Rev is the worst. Instead of answering a question with an answer he just posts tangentially related stuff to try and detract from being a giant creep.
  4. Hahaha give it up you nonce. You've been shown your arse yet again. Wrestlemania I Wrestlemania II Wrestlemania III Wrestlemania VI Chris Hero: And in that picture you posted he has a fucking muffin top!
  5. Not cheap at all. His terrible example was that no-one cared about Mason Ryan. There's more to wrestling than being in shape, or being in great shape. Hogan's size wasn't the only reason he was popular, his off the wall fucking charisma was as big a reason, if not bigger. And to condense "fans don't care about size any more" into "Mason Ryan bombed" is a shit fucking argument.
  6. No-one has listed a top guy that looked like a fucking nobody the way Hero does. Rhodes was clearly a big tough dude even though he didn't act that way. Bret, Piper, Austin and Michaels were in phenomenal shape compared to the average guy. Hero looks like a fucking LARP dude
  7. Right because in the late 80's WWF Hercules was the second biggest star on the roster. Try again.
  8. Pro wres needs to appeal to dudes like me. Mark Henry becomes World Champion, SmackDown! ratings go up... so put the fucking WWE title on him.
  9. Bryan is a little ox though, he doesn't look like a fucking hippie. Well he does, but you know what I mean.
  10. Like saying Jay fucking Baruchel is a believable tough guy because Clint Eastwood was.
  11. The comparisons in this thread are a fucking abomination. Harley, Hansen and all that were big guys with big guts that looked like legit tough guys that could hold their own. Old school tough. You can still pull that off if you have the right look, like Wyatt if they cover up his awful tattoos, but if you're just a normal guy you need to at least look like you can do the things you're trying to do. Ohno looks like a guy off the street. If he even had Axel's look he'd be fine.
  12. Thank God Del Toro did none of that awful stuff.
  13. I only watch Magic City for Danny Huston, he's tremendous. Ray Donovan has been a slow burn so far, peaked in the pilot with the pool table bit.
  14. Hamm would be great at playing Don Draper playing Bruce Wayne. But he looks like a sissy and I wouldn't buy him hurting anyone.
  15. Fassbender is awesome at everything, Gosling's eyes are too close together and he has no personality. He's the most obvious HEY GUYS I'M ACTING REAL GOOD AREN'T I? type of actor going.
  16. Would be the only acceptable answer from that list. Or Michael Fassbender god damn it
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