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Best tweet about the mascot:

Also not a good thing when you have a fight and you can actually hear someone on the crowd scream things to get himself over like "I AM ON TV or HI MOM" Tells me there is either less than 500 people there or the people there don't give a shit about the event

I don't know this one is pretty hard to beat

That draft celebration has a Brazzers logo written all over it

The Redskins trade their pick to the Cowboys. Somewhere George Allen is in heaven calling his son a bastard

A small 190 pound safety in the NFL? That doesn't sound like an ideal situation for the Niners

Jesus apparently there is nothing else to do in San Fran because the everyone is at their draft party

Panthers drafting a replacement for Steve Smith in Benjamin from Florida State. Had to get a WR

The Browns are back on board with another trade Maybe Kevin Costner is actually running the draft this year Our national nightmare is over. Welcome to the AFC North

By the time Manziel gets drafted, his girlfriend will be old enough for us to not worry if she is legal

Jesus a linebacker for the Steelers. Yeah he is fast as hell but a corner was out there I hope someone has a 100 DVD set of 1980's Puerto Rico available for DEAN if this picks turns out to be who we want it to be

Son of a bitch Fuller was one pick away Dennard is still out there at least

Maybe they couldn't see him over the microphone. I know that old age makes you shrink but man forgot how short he was Getting engaged on your draft day? Well that already shows questionable intellect

You know Manziel in Detroit would have been a no brainer about 5 years ago

Ah shit the first CB goes off the board for the Steelers. But Manziel is still in the back. Come on Cowboys

Now we get the Vikings and Browns. Or apparently the Browns and "Vikings as they switched. Let the Manziel drama intensify

So from the little I have watched, Gruden talks shit on every single pick in this draft. I guess that is his gimmick until Manziel gets drafted

Well the Bills won't be busy in 2015 based on this trade. Great pick though

Browns trade their pick to the Bills

With the 1st pick in the 2015 NFL Draft, the jacksonville Jaquars select

Not as weird as the guy from Modern Family sitting on the Rams area near the helmet phone Unfortunately it looks like the Steve Austin WHAT chants is back for the draft.

Oh god Ray Lewis, Chris Berman and Jon Gruden on the same panel. I think I would rather pass three kidney stones

Maybe he got the first pick in that California high school draft I heard about Apparently the cowboys are trying to move up to #4. Please tell me the Manziel to the Cowboys stories are continuing

What if past draft picks came out to music. It might sound something like this: http://deadspin.com/what-entrance-music-would-previous-nfl-draftees-have-ch-1573553873 Plenty of other ones as well

The 2004 version of caught in the Draft was pretty interesting with the whole Eli Manning/Phillip Rivers issue. Funny watching all the other rookies make fun of Eli for telling everybody he didn't want to play in San Diego. Unfortunately they never explained why Archie Manning wanted nothing to do with San Diego. Probably was discussed somewhere else. The best part was the whole Big Ben story. He and the agent Steinberg was positive he was going to the Giants and the reaction of Steinberg when they picked Rivers is just amazing. Just had this great snarl on his face pounding the table. Plus Steinberg was probably on his raging alcoholic phase of life. Thank god it happened the way it did for the Steelers and probably the Giants feel the same way at least once every 2 or 3 years.