Lawful Metal

Harden + Paul = 6-0. Best record in the west!

No one wants to see that either!!! Ideally, my wrestlemania card is headlined by AJ (champ) v. Shinsuke, Roman (champ) v. [SOMEONE NEW], Braun v. Brock.

But no one wants Roman vs Brock at Wrestlemania

Why not do Roman v. Brock at Royal Rumble? You get Roman his big win now, he stays out of the Royal Rumble, and you can have someone “unexpected” win the Rumble. I miss when the Rumble win meant you were an up and coming star that was gonna mean something. Theoretically, Finn could win and he’d have all the credibility in the world. Or hey, why not Cesaro? Or Big E? Take a chance to cement a guy as someone who matters. They don’t even have to win at Mania, as long as the match is great.

Savage gonna Savage. I think that's 7 fumbles and 5 interceptions in 5 games. I don't think there's a worse QB in the league.

I took this from our seats, no zoom. I don't care what no one says. That War Games match was awesome. Still need to go back and watch it on the broadcast, but live it was incredible. I was fine with the finish because it was a war of attrition at that point, and someone had to win so they'd stop maiming each other. Not pictured in the above - Alexander Wolfe laying dead in a pool of his own blood. Amazing he got back into the finishing run. He deserved to have his name chanted at the end.

MNF is elite as fuck. Flacco v. Savage!

Just watched Pete Dunne / Johnny Gargano. How amazing is it that this was only the fourth best match at the takeover?

Is Andre Ellington any good? We already have a Bruce Ellington edit: Texans also release Josh Johnson. Still no NFL passes for him since 2011.

When Tom Savage isn't the worst QB. Actually, Savage almost seems salvageable after last week. But against Baltimore? Is there a record for number of strip sacks in a game? I expect it to get broken Monday night.

I hope the broadcast showed how much the crowd got behind Velveteen Dream. That was a star making performance. Also, Pete Dunne / Johnny Gargano was great. War Games lived up to its history. It was pure chaos. I’m fine with the finish by pinfall because it was out someone out of their misery time. Best show I’ve ever been to live.

Doors open at 4:45! We’ll be there early! So excited!!!

Rockets put up 90 in the first half against the Suns. Harden with 48, CP3 with 10 points and 11 assists in 20 min. Harden also has hit 43 straight free throws. and the Warriors choked a 17 point lead. Ha ha.

Tom Savage is still your Texans starter. Making me pine for TJ Yates and Josh Johnson. I wonder if O’Brien asked for Kaep and Bob McNair and Rick Smith were like “no,” and BOB said ok I’ll inflict Tom Savage on you bastards.

I dont think the Texans win another game with Savage starting. Jesus Christ.

So in a battle of James Harden and the Rockets and Lebron and the Cavs, Clint Capela is the best player on the floor. Oh and Harden Triple Double! That's the secret to MVP right?

Josh Johnson. FML.

Total Texans ending there. Was anyone really expecting anything else?

Tom Savage first TD throw ever!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Jeez why is Osweiler playing for the Texans again

Well Texans also sign TJ Yates. Only problem: we already played the Bengals.

I believe in Tom Savage.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way ...

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Really don’t want to, but I got clients in jail that want to go to the parade too.