Lawful Metal

That's pretty bleak

How shitty is it that Asuka had to win a Royal Rumble Just to get a title shot, but now every other girl gets a title shot in the Elimination Chamber? are there even five other women on Raw without Asuka? Without dipping into “Legends?” Honestly, Michelle McCool deserves a title shot after eliminating the most women in the Rumble.

But why?

Yeah I realized that after. I didn't watch the game and only saw the final score. That's horrible. Feel so bad for Boogie, especially for that to happen on such a non-important play. Countdown to Anthony Davis being traded to the Cavs or Warriors?

Rockets lose their first game all season with Harden, Paul and Capela in the starting lineup. I blame Team Steph.

Rox best the Mavs. Rox 19-0 when Harden, Paul and Capela start.

I was blown away by Lake Mungo. Everyone I show it to is like, that's it? The one big jump scare always gets me, and the mid-credits twist is one of the best twists in that it totally changes everything you've seen before. Love this movie. Did the people who made it ever make anything ever again?

Rockets beat Heat. Rockets now 3-0 after locker room shenanigans and 18-0 when Harden, Paul and Capela play. Rockets are fun.

Which begs the question - wtf was Crennel doing last year as the defense played undisciplined before cratering due to injuries.

Also Harden 2-0 vs Golden State this year.

Rockets win season series with Golden State and kill their road winning streak. Harden clowns Curry at the end with a step back three and then a block on a three on the next possession. and the Rockets were missing a starter and a key bench scorer in Ariza and Gerald Green because of those bogus suspensions. During the game they showed Griffin hitting D’Antoni out of bounds. What a bitch. Rockets are 17-0 when Harden, Paul and Capela play together.

WHAT?!!! Did they see the Texans D this year?! They saw that and said, that's a motivator of men? That's a defensive genius? Oh my god. Does that mean Romeo Crennell comes back to be D Coordinator for the Texans, or are we all in on Anthony Midget. Because, who the fuck knows what's going on at this point.

Fuck JJ Barea too

Rockets beat T-Wolves. Rockets are 2-0 when Ryan Anderson dunks, 16-0 when Harden, Paul and Capela play together, and 31-0 when the Rockets outscore their opponent. Of course, it would be nice to have Ariza and Gerald Green for the Dubs on Saturday. I don’t think I’ve ever seen the Rockets with everyone available. Fuck Blake Griffin.

So, did she really break Dakota Kai's arm? That slow mo replay was hard to watch.

Blake Griffin is a total bitch who took a shot on the Rockets 66 year old coach and then called the cops when the Rockets tried to confront him about it. Fuck him and Austin Rivers.

Chip Kelly ain't walking through that door

I was assuming McDaniels to the Titans. Who do the Titans expect to walk in that door? I figured they had a plan if they were going to fire Mularkey like that. Is it Vrabel? Really? I like Vrabel, but he didn't really light the world on fire as a DC in Houston the one year he was a coordinator.

Patricia has been linked to the Giants, Lions and now the Colts. I'm guessing he stays with the Patriots.

Who goes to the Lions then?

So for Colts and Titans, McDaniels gets first pick, Vrabel gets whoever is left? thats Interesting, assuming Luck is not forever broken. and wait — Mularkey gets fried for consecutive 9-7 seasons and a road playoff win. And O’Brien gets a five year extension after 4-12????

I can’t believe Bill O’Brien got a five year extension. Brian Gaine was with the Texans for three years before moving unilaterally to the Bills last season. Reportedly he was fired by Rick Smith. Speculation was Gaine agreed more with BOB than Smith, and thus had to go. Smith and BOB hated each other. Now with Smith gone, it’s all on Bill O’Brien with a lackey GM. We didn’t have an OC last year. Maybe Darrell Bevel can help do for Watson what he did for Russell Wilson in Seattle? Oh who am I kidding we’ll never hire an OC.

I don’t think the NFL will let Ramsey and Bouye play as much grab ass in New England. Bortles is undefeated in the playoffs. GOAT.

Dame played, and played well. Chris Paul and Eric Gordon played better. Fantastic game, and my little man is undefeated when he goes to Rockets games. I should get season tickets. CP3 went for 37, including a layup in the waning seconds after it was already settled. This is apparently bush league. This pissed off Dame. https://twitter.com/World_Wide_Wob/status/951299180252860416