Dolfan in NYC

Look, what I think we're all saying here is... We really miss Braun. I know, I do too. So I'm here to help a little:

John Wall es muy macho.

Ah GTA V bikes... If anyone's still around/interested, Andrew finally fixed his connection issues. And I think we'll be doing some heists this weekend. Would be fun to do it with you guys.

I'll just be saving this for later.

538 says Warriors in 5, with an 87% chance of winning. I hate having to cheer for the Spurs.

I've never wanted the Madden Curse to be more real.

WELCOME HOUSTON FANS!

What fuckery is this?

No possible idea of knowing if this is true or not, but it's too fun not to mention. According to WrestlingInc, Roman Reigns' next program will be against...

I think he's going to suffer from Tallest Midget syndrome. He looks huge in LU, but he's 6"+ shorter than Randy Orton, Dean Ambrose, and a bunch of other guys on the WWE main roster. Unless he's an other worldly good worker like AJ/KO/Sami, he's a mid-card champ at best.

Sabrina Parr from ESPN Radio Cleveland has been fired for accusing Jabril Peppers (and later Joe Thomas) of having a drug problem, saying he's "high all the time." She later tweeted that her words had been taken out of context. Which, you know, is impossible because she literally said all of this on the radio.

I'd rather imagine him being able to walk in 10 years.

This is an excuse to play Punk & Regal's gigantic shit eating grins during the "I'm better than you" promo.

This is a video of Daniel Bryan saying he won't be satisfied until he looks like Dynamite Kid and/or has a brain like Chris Benoit. https://streamable.com/w2fds

Berman is the A1 example of ESPN's transition from an entertaining way to deliver sports to sports being delivered by entertainers, if that makes sense. Somewhere along the way, Berman felt that he was the star, not the athletes, certainly not the sports. All of his delivery became about putting himself and his catchphrases over, often at the expense of what was going on in the game or the highlights. And ESPN didn't help it by putting him in every single sport they had, when they had perfectly capable people of delivering the same information in a much clearer and/or better way. I'm not even getting into his alleged behavior behind the scenes to PA's, women, and other on-air talent.

Chris Berman's wife of 30+ years was killed in a car crash yesterday afternoon. http://deadspin.com/kathy-berman-wife-of-chris-berman-dies-in-car-crash-1795084551 I am no fan of Berman, but I cannot imagine the horror of losing one's spouse so suddenly.

I'm going to hide after I post this, and judging from today's events you should too. The Rangers & Sabres will play outdoors 1/1/2018 at Citi Field.

Ugh. We're getting Rusev-Shane at Money in the Bank aren't we... :-/

The haircut of Jericho. Shave it off maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

2/3 of the Earth is covered by water, the other third is covered by Kevin Pillar. Mother of god...

Ryan Howard is hitting .184 with an OPS of .501. In AAA. The Braves have rewarded him by terminating his contract. Farewell Big Piece.

The 2008 Celtics are apparently mad at Ray Allen for leaving. In 2017. Here is a gif of Ray Allen caring about their opinion:

Matt Harvey needs to learn NYC sports media has spies everywhere. The night before he missed the game, he was at a club in Manhattan until 4am. Then, impressively, had a round of golf in the morning. He roughly said, fuck that, when it came time to punch into work, said he had a migraine (Read: "hung over") and apparently called the ball boy to call out sick. His dumb ass is going to end up getting traded to some place awful to live like Kansas City or Phoenix and we can then all laugh at how he thought he was the 2010's Derek Jeter.