Dolfan in NYC

God damn. How early into Twitter's existence did Hawkins sign up to be able to get @Hawk as his user name?

Magnum TE has been released

Yup, what Monte said.

My reaction...

Josh Gordon has been tendered as an Exclusive Rights Free Agent. He'll make the vet minimum of $790k. This whole Cleveland acting competently thing is weird.

Terms of Cousins are official. 3/84. Fully guaranteed. I'd say the Vikes are all in.

And another 23 for the entrances.

Miami is signing Albert Wilson. 3/24 Also:

Grains of salt... But...

Shayna shouldn't be anywhere near the main roster for at least a year. We've already got 2 female Goldbergs, there's no need for a 3rd.

HOLY SHIT. How did I miss this!

Lebron James is very good at basketball

Drew Brees has re-upped with the Saints. 2/50. 27M guaranteed.

His name is Paul.

The Fabulous Moolah as female empowerment. Well, I mean, she fucked enough women over, figuratively and literally, that I suppose she can serve as an example that a woman in power can be just as horrible as a man. Kudos WWE! Also, I want James Ellsworth back for one night to serve as Braun's "partner" while he singlehandedly murders The Bar. Oh, and speaking of murder.... RIP Alexa Bliss, died 7 days from now.

Apparently Sherman has been getting some shit from Seahawks fans. His reply:

Miko Grimes's Husband has agreed to a 1/10 deal with Tampa.

Plus, the chickenshit champ has a bunch of ways to deal with the rematch clause (Countout, DQ, etc.). Asuka haunting Carmella for months like Gollum would be super fun.

I will ban.

That title match was the bees knees. Talking Smack should be phenomenal.

Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie has refused to take a pay cut. So the Giants are going to cut him.

Cleveland is trading Danny Shelton and a 5 to New England for their 3rd round pick.