Spontaneous

I do want to say, Baron Corbin using a can of dog food as a weapon was kinda funny. I mean, there's tables, ladders, and chairs all around the ring but he hid a can of dog food under the ring to hit Roman with. However my complaint is no one used any of the KFC as a weapon. Sure, they smashed the table. Im talking gravy to the face or a power bomb reversed via drum stick to the eyes.

Why that ending? My wife actually watched this show with me and I now fear my marriage going the way of Lana/Rusev.

Just really thankful we aren't sitting through Roadblock: End of the Line IV

This show is not worthy of roman numerals in the title. I see it has also befallen the usual afterthought planning of no matches announced 2 weeks out.

Hopefully the Fiend doesn't feud with Big Show. Im scared what will happen to Big Show's personality.

Time to ignore the family and watch classic Survivor Series. Oh and that Impact episode where Kurt Angle hosted Thanksgiving.

Unpopular opinion time: Michael Cole isn't a bad announcer. He just calls matches how Vince likes them to be. I felt his commentary for Bryan/Orton/Batista and Team Cena/ Team HHH in 2014 are good examples of him actually selling the match well.

Are there any good chest tattoos? Not knocking tattoos in general mind you.

Like this?

Yeah, just how big is his closet?

I almost said Mordecai instead of Maven but I wanted someone, somewhere, some how, to remember my reference.

Probably more 40/60 with Sylvia but we need more people being super petty about that, like Owen and his Slammy. I wanna feel like it means something. I presume Brock walks around his nature reserve wearing the title.

Wrestling needs more guys like Tim Slyvia wearing the belt to the grocery store. Live the gimmick, brother.

We need to dig up the Johnny kickpad discussion from months ago if we're talking about fashion in wrestling. Lest we get into how no one ever wipes their feet anymore before getting into the ring like Regal used to.

That might be worse than The Prodigy's singer's haircut. No, it is.

Fashion is circular but I can't see the mullet ever coming back in style. That and frosted tips.

Give her the Rude Awakening. It always looks like death.

I liked when Undertaker threw Maven into the popcorn machine. But that was more Taker than Maven. With the assist from Scotty 2 Hotty getting knocked out cold mid entrance. Um... there was a sick, concussiony chair shot he took from Kane at Survivor Series 2004.

I think Gorgeous George gets grandfathered in on the top 5. Can't forget the folical pioneers.

I think Sheamus's look from a few years ago is worse. It got a well deserved "you look stupid" chant. Now, good hair in wrestling? Gotta be Ric Flair. Can't get behind that just did the ice bucket challenge look Bret Hart popularized.

Could be worse, I almost brought up Maven.

I *tried* to pivot by sharing my favorite Luther Reigns memory but much like his career it was immediately forgotten.

"Gimme some peas, I had peas before!" Thanksgiving, the only time I ever enjoyed Luther Reigns

Should have called 1-900-909-9900 and gotten the real scoop.

The men's 5vs5vs5 should have closed the show if Rhonda wasn't returning or something else interesting. Becky cheap shotting Shayna was a flat ending. The whole match felt off. Hard to blame Shayna given she had been in a war games match 24 hours prior.